In which I post the terrible "your mom" jokes that incessantly pop into my head as I read the forums

Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by Griot, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    That made me laugh so hard that Quat looked at me funny.
    SwitchKnitter, Jan 22, 2013
    #81
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  2. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    Your mom just lost her job.
    Mark M, Jan 22, 2013
    #82
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  3. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Your mom lost my job.
    Elyscape, Jan 22, 2013
    #83
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  4. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    Your mom is my job.
    OZ 4.0, Jan 23, 2013
    #84
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  5. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    Your mom gave me a job.
    madkevin, Jan 23, 2013
    #85
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  6. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    This is not an uncommon event.
    quatoria, Jan 23, 2013
    #86
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  7. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    That place. Near the thing.
    Your job gave me your mom.
    balut, Jan 23, 2013
    #87
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  8. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    Your mom was Steve Jobs.
    madkevin, Jan 23, 2013
    #88
    Kie, Fii, MariPanda and 11 others like this.

  9. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    A your mom keyboard runs on your mom.
    Griot, Jan 28, 2013
    #89
    MariPanda, Jacquelle, madkevin and 4 others like this.

  10. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    Hey, you know how your mom is like my big toe? Because I banged her on every piece of furniture in my house.
    madkevin, Jan 28, 2013
    #90
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  11. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    You know what my sofa and I have in common? Neither of us pull out.
    Griot, Jan 28, 2013
    #91
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  12. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    You know what your mom and your mom have in common? Your mom.
    Raife, Jan 28, 2013
    #92
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  13. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    Your mom what your mom and your mom have your mom? Your mom.
    Thoro, Jan 28, 2013
    #93
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  14. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    In conclusion: Your mom.
    Randissimo, Jan 28, 2013
    #94
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  15. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    What I got you got to give it to your momma.
    Nute, Jan 29, 2013
    #95
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  16. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Your mom is a diphthong.
    Griot, Feb 2, 2013
    #96
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  17. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Job 3:26
    kerzain, Feb 3, 2013
    #97
    Kie, MariPanda, Elyscape and 3 others like this.

  18. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    Late to the "your mom" party, what do I need?
    XPav, Feb 3, 2013
    #98
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  19. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    Your mom, duh.



    I'm so sorry.
    Randissimo, Feb 3, 2013
    #99
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  20. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    Oh.

    45
    XPav, Feb 3, 2013
    #100

  21. Sedrine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Australia
    Sedrine, Feb 3, 2013
    #101 Last edited by Sedrine, Feb 3, 2013
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  22. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I'm not sorry.
    Alligator, Feb 4, 2013
    #102
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  23. sinfony Armchair Designer

    You will rue this day.
    sinfony, Feb 4, 2013
    #103
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  24. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    I regret nothing!
    RyanMM, Feb 4, 2013
    #104
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  25. Rot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Here
    Heehee
    Rot, Feb 4, 2013
    #105
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  26. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    Randissimo, Feb 4, 2013
    #106
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  27. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Ftfym
    Griot, Feb 4, 2013
    #107
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  28. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Warm Up Your Mom's Stomach Vaginas!

    I can't believe I just typed that...
    SwitchKnitter, Feb 4, 2013
    #108
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  29. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Your mom.
    SwitchKnitter, Feb 4, 2013
    #109
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  30. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    I didn't know you were into my Mom, Ned.
    RyanMM, Feb 4, 2013
    #110
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  31. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    If Broken Forum is the number one hit for the term "stomach vagina", well, I only have one thing to say: You're welcome.
    madkevin, Feb 5, 2013
    #111
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  32. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Lum supposedly flagged the forums to stop Google indexing, so it probably won't.
    Griot, Feb 5, 2013
    #112
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  33. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Griot is right, forum isn't google indexed any more.

    I still hate you though.
    SwitchKnitter, Feb 5, 2013
    #113
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  34. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    It will, though.... in my heart. Which is located just above my stomach vagina.
    madkevin, Feb 6, 2013
    #114
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  35. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Back on topic!
    shift6, Feb 6, 2013
    #115
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  36. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Portland
    moms! i have a mom:

    [IMG]
    SwitchKnitter n I have a mom in common, i guess
    Shake, Feb 8, 2013
    #116 Last edited by Shake, Feb 8, 2013

  37. qmanol I Pretty Much Live Here

    Location:
    Magrathea
    Every time this is the top thread it is in the right column of the forum display as "In which I post the terrible..."
    Every time I click on it I am disappointed that it is not actually a thread called "In which I post the terrible secret of space!"
    qmanol, Feb 8, 2013
    #117
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  38. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    In which I post the terrible secret of your mom!
    shift6, Feb 8, 2013
    #118
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  39. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    First!
    RyanMM, Feb 8, 2013
    #119
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  40. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    RyanMM, Feb 9, 2013
    #120
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