In which I post the terrible "your mom" jokes that incessantly pop into my head as I read the forums

Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by Griot, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Elyscape, Feb 9, 2013
    #121
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  2. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    I laughed way too hard at that.
    Randissimo, Feb 9, 2013
    #122
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  3. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Raife, Feb 10, 2013
    #123
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  4. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    RyanMM, Feb 10, 2013
    #124
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  5. SqueakyFoo Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Vancouver, BC
    I believe Your... Damnit.
    SqueakyFoo, Feb 13, 2013
    #125
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  6. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    shift6, Feb 13, 2013
    #126
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  7. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    RyanMM, Feb 14, 2013
    #127
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  8. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    RyanMM, Feb 14, 2013
    #128
    ehm ecks, Randissimo, AaronSofaer and 1 other person like this.

  9. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    Lum broke your mom.
    XPav, Feb 15, 2013
    #129
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  10. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    Should (...) Santorum be rolled back into your mom?

    I'm sorry
    Thoro, Feb 15, 2013
    #130
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  11. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    That got an audible guffaw from me, Thoro. Well-played.
    RyanMM, Feb 15, 2013
    #131
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  12. NyimaR Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Near Croydon
    Sorry, every time I see implants I think boobs.

    Two boys (A is a known trouble maker, B is a new boy with almost no English) in my class today:
    A: At least I don't sleep with boys
    B: I don't sleep with boys
    A: Who do you sleep with then?
    B: Your mum.
    NyimaR, Feb 15, 2013
    #132
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  13. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    Tell B he is awesome for me, please.
    Randissimo, Feb 15, 2013
    #133
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  14. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    ( o )( o )


    ^____^
    shift6, Feb 15, 2013
    #134
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  15. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    RyanMM, Feb 16, 2013
    #135
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  16. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Raife, Feb 16, 2013
    #136
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  17. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Elyscape, Feb 16, 2013
    #137
    Kie, ehm ecks, MariPanda and 3 others like this.

  18. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    Randissimo, Feb 16, 2013
    #138
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  19. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    I had no idea this thread would become THE BEST THREAD when Griot started it.

    RyanMM, Feb 16, 2013
    #139
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  20. Rot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Here
    :D
    Rot, Feb 16, 2013
    #140
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  21. Rot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Here
    Also
    I'm going to hell.
    Rot, Feb 16, 2013
    #141
    Kie, Fii, ChikaSol and 13 others like this.

  22. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Cleve Blakemore presents: Your Mom (an Indiegogo project)


    That's right, bitches, I went there.
    Griot, Feb 16, 2013
    #142
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  23. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    CLEVE BLAKEMORE WILL NEVER FINISH YOUR MOM
    HAHAHAHAHA
    RyanMM, Feb 16, 2013
    #143
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  24. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Ozzo, Feb 16, 2013
    #144
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  25. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Raife kind of beat you to the punch there.

    Much like your mom does to me.
    Griot, Feb 16, 2013
    #145 Last edited by Griot, Feb 16, 2013
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  26. Muffin Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Muffin, Feb 16, 2013
    #146
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  27. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    That's how I read that.

    It was a sad moment.
    Alligator, Feb 16, 2013
    #147
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  28. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Apparently if your mom is quoted, you don't get an alert. I guess that makes sense.
    Raife, Feb 16, 2013
    #148
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  29. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Somewhat related, I was watching Return of the Jedi with some friends tonite, and we couldn't help but "That's what she said" after several of the lines in the movie. The one that elicited the most groans but longest uncontrolled laughter followed one of the Emperor's lines.

    "You, like your father, are now mine."

    And, scene.
    RyanMM, Feb 17, 2013
    #149
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  30. HannibalZee I Pretty Much Live Here

    Posh Your Mom Porn (fancy mom sharing)
    HannibalZee, Feb 17, 2013
    #150
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  31. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    I am a bad person and I feel bad.
    Randissimo, Feb 18, 2013
    #151
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  32. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    But I don't.

    (hee hee)
    shift6, Feb 18, 2013
    #152
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  33. Drastic Beardy Magnificence

    Drastic, Feb 18, 2013
    #153
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  34. Omniscia Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Vermont
    The Thread Where You Carefully Pose Your Mom and Take a Picture and Post It.
    Omniscia, Feb 19, 2013
    #154
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  35. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    San Jose, CA
    Elyscape, Feb 19, 2013
    #155
    Kie, Eboby, Randissimo and 8 others like this.

  36. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Vegas
    Tribes Ascend: Your Mom Gutted and Reskinned
    Failure Hero, Feb 19, 2013
    #156
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  37. Muffin Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Muffin, Feb 19, 2013
    #157
    Kie, Eboby, Fii and 17 others like this.

  38. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    OZ 4.0, Feb 19, 2013
    #158
    Kie, Eboby, Fii and 17 others like this.

  39. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    I'm so sorry.
    RyanMM, Feb 21, 2013
    #159 Last edited by RyanMM, Feb 21, 2013
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  40. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada, Under A Rock
    Griot, thank you for making this thread.
    Randissimo, Feb 21, 2013
    #160
    Kie, Rot, Eightball and 9 others like this.
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