In which love interests reside in blood jaccuzis; Let's Play Jenna Moonlight!

My best guess for why some of us are armchair designers now is that Lum saw this chair. Other than that I cannot even.

Armchair Designer? Seriously? I'd much rather be an Elitist Negative Nancy.

If the main character's basically Eboby Enoby Eloby Eloly Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, can we date DRACO MALFOY?

I think Fantom Junior resembles My Inner Life's version of Draco the most, so I'm voting for him.

Lum added some new titles, because people have a lot of trophy points, it turns out. I don't mind, because I'm still hitting the hard cider.

See here.

The protagonist being named Jenna totally allows me to post this awesomely horrible Zelda fanfic, now that we're talking about bad fanfiction anyway.



Go watch the entire dramatic reading, it's great.

Heh, I actually played this game a long time ago. I have no idea how I ended up doing so but I recall it was a weird experience. I think I ended up romancing everyone at once, but ended up with Annej. I recall not having any idea what was going on with her route (I also thought she was some weird mirror version of Jenna since she has very similar design, which made her route all the weirder). I think Stas was the best of the bunch, though, so I'm voting for him.

EDIT: Wait, I just remembered...

Why ;_;

That was hilarious, seriously. Wow.

Watch the entire thing. There are 44 episodes, two author's notes episodes and a drinking game.

Forty... Four...

HOW DO YOU WRITE THAT MUCH SHITTY ZELDA FANFIC. HOW. And, more importantly, how do you spell ganondorf's name wrong every single time IT ISN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELLED THAT WAY IN OCARINA OF TIME-- *nerd explosion*

To tempt you even further, here's a link (ha, get it?) to the playlist.

Zelda III: A Link to the Playlist.

I love manwithoutabody's My Inner Life readings. Jacquelle, seriously, go watch them. And if you're not going to need a functioning liver anytime soon play the drinking game while you're at it.

I do like a functioning liver and I'm not old enough to buy alcohol, so I'll try it with water and try not to die. Where can I find this drinking game?

Manwithoutabody is a perfect human being and you are a perfect human being for posting this.

And then my computer decided to go home.

...It got better. So update!

For @Jacquell, MISSION ACCEPTED!


And for Eboby, MOBLEY REJECTED!



EITHER CHOICE BRINGS YOU TO THE MAIN MENU AND ONLY CHANGES THAT DIALOGUE! 8D

So, that signpost leads you to people you can visit. The tree in the background allows you to hunt monsters and earn money, RPG style! (Hilariously bad. Look forward to that.) Th, er, black rock on the right leads to Jenna's room! Which, besides sleeping has the author's strong point;

A DRESS UP MINI GAME! This has no effect on the real game, and only exists to allow you to rape Jenna's 'HARDCORE GOTH' image to your heart's content. xD

A-anyway, back to that menu.

Ooh, which char is where? I know who's at the grounds..!


THIS GORGEOUS PIECE OF CUDDLE-IT-NOW! I think one of his arms is a scythe, seriously. The hell?

So, fulfilling the requirements for the kiss gets you the Stas ending. You get 'exp' for talking to him, it's like a measure of affection. Special presents are bought from the city with money earned whacking twitching abominations with a mallet.

...And before anyone gets ideas about that last option, we're going to talk to him and try to get you all attached. ;_;

Don't mind me love, I'm just your witch in shining studs come to take you away from all this.


Well, you're breaking mine.


Confirmed vampire. Don't hate him yet, there's more!


See? He's a sweet boy.


And with a flurry of compliments and our only semi-formal introduction, he tries to protect us by sending us on our way.

We're out of action performing HP anyway, so we'll return to Jenna's room-

-with her deomnically cute cat. Which has a cutie mark.

There we discover...

...Jenna sleeps nude. There you have it.

Sorry that update took forever! My computer kept trying to decide to go home and lagged terribly. ;_;

You can find it here.

EDIT: Ninja'd

And Stas is cute, but I really want my own blood pool.

Was... was this entire game drawn with the mouse in MS Paint?

Please to be enjoying much from this update. I have shitty work hours this week, and probably won't be able to update again for a few days. Probably Sunday at the earliest, Wednesday at the lastest.

I fixed it! Please forgive my fail! You are delightful! Don't leave me!

xD What, really? Well, I'm kind of walking through the game as I mock it, so maybe watching me will help you?

I'm suprised more people didn't get offended by the author casually throwing around wicca. The second game with her wicca/witch magic will really piss you off. xD It makes no sense and has nothing to do with anything. It'd be fine cutesy witch stuff, if only they didn't throw the word WICCA into any of it.

And I hate to break it to you, but the Blood pond hates you, forever. xD She ain't very nice.

If you became the Blood Pond, technically, Stas would become your son to boss around.

And then Donmai and I would be the supernatural CPS and steal him from you to hide in our own basement and love, kitties, platonic, etc, etc...

Two chapters of this and I never want to drink water again

Just wait until you get to the bonding scene where they drink each other's pee.

Though it's worth it just for the way manwithoutabody says "HEAVENLY NAKED BODEEEEEEEEEH."

...no. I don't think I will wait for that. That is a thing I do not want to wait for. *twitch*

What is happening? Randissimo is following me, which sets my heart aflutter. My title has changed to 'He Hate Me' which I am praying is not a message from Lum. And I don't even know what I walked in on, drinking pee, what?

Seems like this is an appropriate time to call it a night. xD

Wish me luck, my day at work in the morning promises to suck dirty hobo balls. And Saturday's only going to be worse! :D

See you guys soon!

That's not a proper way to treat Mistress Jenna and her HEAVENLY. NAKED. BODEH.

Randissimo follows everyone. I mean, they're even following me. Your titles change as you acquire trophy points; I forget the origin of that particular one. I don't know what to say about the drinking pee, though.

Sucks about your day, hope it turns out better than expected <3

Don't rain on my parade! Rand makes me smile! xD

I still love your face though! And don't drink anything yellow in this thread. I don't trust the folks who've started loitering about. xD

Aw boo, I wanted a blood pond mommy. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to make one.

Hehehe, it gets better. If you make it towards the end you get to hear manwithoutabody be a Scottish griffon.

If I were at the legal age for drinking and I played this game, I'm pretty sure I'd get alcohol poisoning before the night's over.

I've switched to LPs of the Zelda CD-I games, which just look like fucking masterpieces in comparison.

Well if that's the case, Jacquelle, you'll love Mother Goddess. It's by the same person and in this one she's made herself a god who swoops into other fanfic's and 'fixes' them.

And in the second chapter she has Mary Sue Jenna transform into said goddess to take down Ganondorf while her badly-written children and Link look on.

This game looks horrible. I will follow this LP （ΦωΦ）
Good luck with this masterpiece (ノ*゜▽゜*)

I never played any of Nummyz games because of art. I'm saying that art is ugly when I can draw better. With this... Am I actually talented? ∑(O_O；)

What the heck? I log in to 79 alerts, which are almost ALL likes! You people are freakin' nice and I love all your beautiful faces!

It is horrible! Yet, tons of us played them as kids. Funny how that works. Now it's a nostalgia IV for me, lol.

The next thing I LP will be at least some degree of better. AN dby 'next thing,' don't include if I add in the sequel Jenna Moonlight 2 on this same thread. xD

Whoa hey hi welcome yes need to catch up to this thread

I suggest you deactivate your "like" alert, I tend to spam inboxes with that.

Guys, feel free to hate me if Lum ever deactivates the like button, it'll probably be my fault.

NEVER! I want to feel loved by strangers! :D That's sick and I'm needy.

Besides, I do the same thing you do and like, like, like then, like. xD I LOVE EVERYONE!

So do I, which is why I'm always happy when Randissimo comes online, because I know my sick needs are about to be validated.

That sounded filthy but I'm sticking by it.

You people are beautiful and only on this site can someone say something like that without everyone freaking out.

This.This.This.

I'm done. Anywhore, is anyone interested in an update? I'm feeling a little better than I thought I would tonight, so I've screenshot'd the rest of Stas's route already. As soon as I fight my computer and Imgur for a while, I'll get working on a proper post.

Paying closer attention for the sake of the LP, I've noticed a few unsettling things about Stas I never saw before. xD

I must know what this means so I can casually drop it in conversation.

Oh that's easy! It means you're not picky about yoru sexual promiscuity! 8D

It's a replacement for 'anyway,' used the way some say 'anywho,' or 'anyhoot.' You gotta slip it in just as casual and wait to see if anyone reacts. xD

Also, I'm having trouble with Imgur tonight. It seems to be deleting some of my older pictures, and it won't correctly upload the new ones. I'm going to fiddle with it a little more and see if I can't get it to work. I'm starting to get frustrated. : (