In which love interests reside in blood jaccuzis; Let's Play Jenna Moonlight!

Well, that was a mess. Got the update though. Ready for more punishment?

We take a break from Stas-lovin' to hunt for money!

YES! Club weird, sliding, fading freak things for monies! I love that her weapon is randomly a mallet in this game. I was disappointed it changed in the second game.

So, let's go check on our little hellspawn baby...

Oh honey, no ambiguous threats. Let us love you.


There, that's good. Follow the warm fuzzy feelings into our arms, my dear.


You're black and white pattern is symbolism for your talent at mood whiplash isn't it, sweetums?


Yes, this is a world I want to share with you!


Aaand we're back to vague violence. I really hope it doesn't come to that, cookie.

On the way home to sleep nekkid and regain HP, we decide to stop by the dystopian city to see what's for sale with our monster stabbing money...

What's this? A sneak preview of our lesbian option, Annej! Don't worry dear, we're coming for you next.


Well, that's... Quite a selection. I guess I shouldn't be expecting a WalMart intact in the last city in the world... Seriously though, a half-eaten floppy disk, a flower with chicken pox, blood of unknown origin... I don't even know what 'Slayer' is supposed to be...

Well, either way, it's all out of our price range for now. We'll go club some more twitchy things later.

I'll let you guys process this before I update again. I have most of my crap set up so I can update quickly next time. Either later tonight if there's activity/interest, or after work tomorrow night. Yee haw. I look forward to your comments.

Just WTF is with that presents? O.O
And yeah, I know something about nostalgia... Not that long time ago I played a game that I loved as a child. It was terrible. But I loved it.

You guys know what's starting to piss me off? When I try to log in here, it takes multiple tries, and sometimes freezes my computer. No error messgae, no explanation, just slow failure. What's up with that?

Isn't it beautiful to go back to that crappy game and feel good anyway, because you just REMEMBER how much you enjoy it and see familiar stuff? It's like a time capsule. <3

As for the shop, I dunno. I think Annej go tinto the supplies, or something... Know her, she probably ate something she shouldn't have like a wire hanger or acid, then became destructive.

What browser are you using? In Firefox, logging in doesn't ever work for anything for me. I don't know about Chrome or Explorer, but Safari works fine for me.

This must've been written by a really misunderstood twelve-year old...

Buying vials of blood at a tea store? Why not raid the hospital?

I'm on IE. This doesn't happen on any website except this one. Super weird, but I'm glad I can at least get in eventually?

Most fo the city's been destroyed to my knowledge. The 'Tea Store' visible in the image is actually the author's self-advertisment. Her first two date sims that lead up to this one in story are called 'My Cup of Tea' and that name comes from an original book she wrote and sells from the Nummyz website.

Yes, she really published a book. If the writing is of the quality the games are... It should be a best seller. xD

Alright, shall I get working on updating through the last of Stas's route? It shouldn't take me as long as usual since I set it up last night.

Plus, as soon as I romance my sweet little snookums, you can all finally see Annej's route.

The, just for Eboby I'll try to do a run of Fantom Jr's route. xD After that, I think I'm done with this. I've got to play a better game next time so people aren't too busy being insulted by the atrocities to read and post. xD

Someone should sacrifice him/herself so we can bask in its glory.

So, shall we check on our little vampire?


Aw, really? A gift?


...? Honey, where'd you get crayons and paper? Nevermind, more importantly, I think I've seen a flower like that before.


Self-imposed prison. Poor little deadly man-eating beast...


Awww... You're so sweet. The only other person I think is grateful to you at any point is Mobley. And you haven't even made vague threats for quite a while!


...! O-Oh. A, uh, a swirly anus fruit? Y-You shouldn't have... Really... Where on god's green earth did you get that thing, anyway? Is that what the blood pond grows on these grounds? Geezus, this really is hell... I-I mean thank you?

So, after resting and trying to decide how best to deal with a swiling rectal fruit, we take a few days off from our love to...

CLUB FADING ENEMIES AGAIN! YEE-HAW! We come out of it with like, 1020 money.


And just to shake it up, let's dress up in diseased-looking outfits to impress Stas! 8D

..Alright, I'll stop screwing around. Where's my boy?

NOT FAVORITE CONFIRMED! God, poor baby. This route makes me sad every time. Who could be so cold to him? Blood Pond is worst mommy.


In my head, ever since I was little and first played this game, I had a voice in my head for what Stas sounds like. I hear it so clearly every time this line comes up. Honey, I'm not your granny, but you're so cute, I'll allow it.


...! Honey, did you just pledge allegence to me? ..Because I could get used to that.


CONFIRMED LOYALTY! Yeessss.....


Well... It seems he wants to leave the Grounds and join Aegis

What do you say guys? Do we trust that cute little woobie face?

Oh god, no way I'm buying it. There's a free preview of like, the first few pargraphs on it somewhere on her site. I was totally bored. xD

If someoen did though and wanted to throw some excerpt up here in the thread, I'd be happy to see it, lol.

I love you so hard right now.

Can we date the swirly anus fruit?

I want my new forum title to be Swirly Anus Fruit.

I love you too.

To my knowledge, you cannot date Swirly Anus Fruit. We will have to add that to one of BF's list of games that correct the faults of games in existence.

We'll have to ask Lum for a Swirly Anus Fruit title, I suppose. I ended up Beer somehow recently.

I was thinking more



myself.

Now all I can envision in my head is Stas running around the forest pretending to be Adam West when Jenna's not there to keep him company.

Anybody interested in an update with Stas's epilogue? Shoudl I update? I had a really, really shitty day at work, and I'm debating if it's worth it to put it together... I'll do it if you want me to though! Woo!

I think what I just said was 'I'm lonely.' xD

What, you're lonely? Lemme hug you then, kays? No? Too creepy? Um, I'mma go away then. This is when I curse my laziness and wish that I had a gif folder :[

I mean, yes please, I'd like to see an epilogue. Completely resolved endings are nice.

JACQUELLE! I see you running around, serial-liking my posts! Which reminds me of something I wanted to tell you anywya and there's no better thread to derail than my own.

I don't know where I was when Donmai started her Fire Red creepy pasta Pokemon thread, but I'm trying to catch up now. Oh my gosh, your short story on the first page with the Quartz theme made me like, unlike, and relike. xD

That is the best thread, if only because we've managed to Baro it. Holy crap. I need to finish Quartz, seriously... It's so fucking hard! That's what she said!

I WILL HUG YOU SO MUCH! :D *also lacks .gifs, mostly for techical reasons*

Ok, I will get on an update then, and maybe screen shot the begining of Annej's for an update tomorrow. There's only a little left of Stas, so it shouldn't take too terribly long!

TEDDYBEAR OF DEATH! The serial-liking is to make up for that, while I would like to cheer you up very much *hugs*, I have no desire to see any more of this game :P

D'awwww, thank you <3 I've got similar ones in the other Pokémon threads, I even assembled the entire canon in Pokémon Black :) also, if you want to tell me (or anyone) something without derailing a thread, you can click "conversation" on my profile to PM me/them.

It is the best thread, and I find you amusing. *follows*

Edited because I spelled your name wrong, because as it turns out I'm secretly a moron.

LOL, you're not a moron, there's too many letters in my name! I spell it wrong sometimes. xD

Oh geez, I wish my machine ran better, I'd follow all the pokemon always. I liked that post so much 'like' wasn't an appropriate response. I wanted to find the 'throw chocolate, confetti, and love at user' button.

And what's the fun of private messaging when I can yell my love for you from the rooftops in public? xD

O-oh, right, updating. Because once I'm done with this game, I can do one people will want to see. xD

OK, I grabbed my electric blanket, some leftover picnic lunch and my pillz, so let's go for some Stas lovin'.

Nobody else had any real comment, but I trust you Stas!
So I took my savings from monster clubbin' and went to the store to find his 'secret present.'

I decided the black rose looked an awful lot like the one he drew, and bought the expensive mofo.

I give it to him and....

..Despite the lackluster sounding response, he appears to be REGURGITATING BLOOD PROFUSELY WITH GLEE.
This relationship is going to take some getting used to... o_o

So, with no further exposition, we start cleanign the boy's dribbles up and go in for the kiss!

Awwww... You know you, uh.. You look really different from this angle. Hm.

Epiloguez!

We are rewarded with a short-sighted and vague conclusion!!!! But at least Stas is free and happy.
It's hard to care about the rest of this reality. Happy is Stas is all I ever really wanted from this. :P

I, uh, I think that might be his tongue. Not that it makes the thought of kissing him more pleasant.

If you look at the other pictures, he consistantly has a little blood dribble running down his cheek in that area. Particularly in better quality than the jpegs I post to save my computer, it looks like that dribble exaggerated because he opened his mouth wider. ..Like he's always regurgatating and it overflowed the dam.

...DON'T JUDGE ME, AT LEAST IT WASN'T AN INSCEST ROUTE. xD

That is exactly the kind of thing a SUPER GOFF WICCA GIRL would think was attractive in a "bad boy". fixer-upper route?

Now, if you excuse me, I need to go regurgitate.

Uh, how old was the maker when she made this? My drawings aren't any better that, but that wasn't much of a route at all. I can't help but laugh at the ending for some reason though.

Agreed. There's enough incest in some of the other threads. -shudders-

LOL, Stas is like, the most opposite of a bad boy route. He's supposed to be pitiable. And is. Logan is the bad boy route. Which makes me want to die. Not that I like bad boys anyway.

Why was I not following you already? I think I am now, anyway. Yaaay, everything needs moar Jacquelle.

I'm not sure. To my knowledge, she's never posted her age. I've never pursued much information abt her. ...Never been that interested, lol. I think it was in her teens, though. I was only I thiiiink around 11 when I first played them, so it's old.

YOU MEAN LIKE THE LOVEREVO THREAD?! I need to read that one when I catch up on thw rest of my threads, and finish the Takashi route myself. Ive got Brother end, and am in the middle of Happy end, when I kinda.. Wandered away from the game for a while.

Not because incest surprisingly, but because I got Quartz in the middle of is and got wildly distracted for a long while. xD

I'll admit I skimmed the text a bit. In my defense, the color schemes are eye-bleeding. I edited my post.

<3 you are too sweet. Come join our harem in the Platinum board.

Lol, I think 'fixer upper' sounds about right. And I love that Stas lived in the Toupe Rainforest of Utter Hopelessness. xD

There's a harem in Platinum? I'll check it out, but I have to say, one of the reasons I derail and hang out in my own thread the most is because my computer loads so slowly. For example, I'm trying to keep up with Donmai Gakusen dream lover whatever thread that's been really good, but each picture takes around 2-3 minutes to load. And It will only load 1-2 pictures per refresh because the webpage times out while waiting. So it's a whole days work to read one or two pages. I'm already behind today.

Because of that limitation, I simply cannot keep up with threads until after they're finished or on hiatus. I can't really post with everyone and be relevant to the conversation if I'm 2-26 pages behind, so I usually don't bother trying. I can never get ahead of my own thread though, which is why it's become my stomping ground!

Ah, that sucks. I only have that problem with my tablet when there's a lot of GIFS or fucked-up eeemo text (I still can't load I Love You, Brother!) You could try switching browsers, or only reading text-only LPs like mine, which I wrote, and finished, you can find it right there in my profile info self-promotion what self-promotion?

Gifs BUTCHER mine. I have to manually stop the page load, then right click every error box that isn't a gif to load the actual picture, which after a point crashes my whole browser. Other browser are slow and shitty on this compy.

I could load the text on I love You Brother, which I did FORCE a finish through, because yes. Er, anyway, I coudl load the text fine because my computer says, 'In MY world, all of these things are happym simple, little sqaures and nothing more! Yes! :D' and compeltely ignores them other than that.

I will have to have a look at your text thread. Is it the only one in yoru profile, or would you tell me the name?

It is an LP of the glorious text game called Aisle. I also started another text one but it's on hiatus, and used a lot more GIFS.

I was totally going to read the text one, then I saw the Silver creepypasta and derailed my own attention span. xD I-I'll get back around to text. The Silver images were so mild it was easy to load and caused em no problems, so how could I resist?

I romanced the blood jacuzzi resident. In both games.

The art is... somewhat better in the second one, though it re-uses the old art for dreams. -w-

Aw, spoiler! Guess I won't be LPing that one!

Oh well, no one wanted to see it anyway. That ending always had me confused, because of the vague backstory of the blood pond incarnation in that one. The actual thing you're romancing is a child who fell into the blood pond or she found dead or whatever and revived as her avatar. You'll notice his spirit cries out once in a while during the route, just t make you feel nice and uncomfortable.

So there's pleanty of things to make faces at in that route. xD

I'm trying to think if I liked any of the characters in the second game as much as I did Stas or maybe Mobley. Kinda liked the one-armed trainor, but they didn't do much with him... Hmm.

Aack! I'm so sorry! I wasn't thinking! D: I'll just go and spoiler tag that.

Lol, don't sweat it. Somehow, I doubt anyone's going to be too broken up about spoilers. xD

Also, I forgot to mention earlier to anyone interested, I just screenshoted all of Annej's route and both endings. I'll try to fight with imgur when I get off tonight and start that.. Can of.. Eugh.

Alright, imgur uploaded everything and I got my update cheat sheet sorted. Might as well get this freak show on the road and begin. Didn't Tallulah Graves and Jacquelle want to see the Annej route? Well, if anyone's still interested, it's go time.

I'm not going to show the crossroads or battle sequences and stuff again since you guys know how this works by now. So, straight to the city to meet our lady lover...

Nah, I'mm acall you Blinky. You flutter and hold shut your eyes so damn much I can't be othered to try to take shots with your eyes open. Also, your dramatic amnesia does not impress me.


Doesn't look to lively, what with the abandoned highway behind you and all. And that smell is just the hobo that lives under the overpass.


Chest-burster? Tapeworm? ...Baby?

Well, typos are never the answer, no matter how cool your friends tell you they are.


Child of the Blood Pond, confirmed?


Take you WHERE? I live in some kind of studio apartment/rock in the forest!


Whelp, there's your otome incest route. She said the Blood Pond made her, now it's trying to marry her off to her son. ..For some reason.


Oh well, that's nice. Just kinda casually snapping. Not worrying at all.


Yeah. That totally makes everything better.


Are you hearing voices? Because the only time I'm spoken this whole game was to Mobley in the third screen or so.


Well, that's certainly an option. Thoughts anyone? : (

Should we bite Annej and get the early end, or see if she's housebroken when we romance her and apparently bring her back to our boulder/flat?

Honey, it's okay. Puberty will be over soon.

Also, bite her and then romance her.

Much better response than mine. xD

Also, OK!


SUDDEN CLEAVAGE AND FETTISH TALK!


Repeat process x5, until...


This is labeled image 69 in my screenies. For what that's worth.

Then, because Jacquell said so, DOUBLE UPDATE!

Back to a our regularly scheduled wtf are you talking about Annej.

That's your biggest concern?


Why does all this 'make me a part of you again' crap sound so eerily familiar?

OH WAIT, I REMEMBER!

I WANT TO BE A PART OF YOU AGAIN RUBEDO! DON'T LEAVE ME RUBEDO! I LOVE YOU RUBEDO! WHY ARE WE NOT ONE ANYMORE, RUBEDO? (Do take notice of the blood spatters on the wall behind him where he just BLEW HIS OWN HEAD OFF, then, REGREW IT.)

Oi, one fucking weird ass game at a time, Teddy...