In which Protagonist/Bag is a canon pairing - Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal!

It's not bestiality if it's Wusiji.



Now that's just cruel.





Crap, he knows my real gender.



Ooh, sweet, my first ELF! Let's check them out!

Aww, it's so cute!





Well, should we?

LIKE THIS POST TO VOTE FOR RIDED!

Aww, so adorable!





LIKE THIS POST TO VOTE FOR CROC!

Now that's beautiful.




LIKE THIS POST TO VOTE FOR QIGE!

... Normally, I'd vote for the grass-type since Meganiums... Er, whatever the hell this version calls Meganiums are awesome, but I'm voting for Cindaquil Rided solely for this screenshot:


I mean, come on. A BIG WIND OF FIRE.

Ah, yes, I remember this. It takes a lot of effort to make Quartz seem well-written in comparison but this thing certainly succeeded. At least Quartz usually had something resembling sentences, even if they weren't always coherent. This is why you don't make regions while you're drunk, Arceus!

At least we're dealing with real Pokemon this time, even if their names will certainly get messed up.

I vote for Totodile, because the name Croc is awesome.

Fun fact. I cannot read the name 'Croc' without briefly recalling the game Croc: Legend of the Gobbos... My god, the music was awesome in that.

As far as my vote, I voted for Totodile simply because that's the 'mon I used when playing through Crystal.

I vote for Totodile because it's a fucking alligator.

Voting for the wind of fire!
By the way I want to be something if possible.
Poor Qige is getting no love...

I will love you Qige. It's not like I vote for Chikorita every time this choice comes up. Nope nope nope, that's not me at all.

I....

I don't know....

I just... don't know....

Huh?

A big wind of fire.
Definitely the big wind of fire.

I keep imagining everybody shouting their lines out in abject agony. Or talking like Monty Python gumpies. THIS... IS NOT... A BAD THING!

If you go with nicknames, though, they ought to be as incoherent as the rest of the game.

Think I'll put my vote in for the big wind of fire as well. That way we get the force of a great typhoon and the strength of a raging fire! :D Certainly has nothing to do with my general preference for fire starters, nope.

Also, Croc! I really liked that game when I was younger. Don't think I ever finished it, sadly.

I usually go for the fire starters, but this time I cast my vote for Croc. That way, if everything goes horribly, we can get biblical on their asses and wash it all away in a great flood.

So God is a giant blue crocodile?

...We need fanart of this.

That's so going to become the next "a cat is fine, too".

I think Croc would bite off certain important bits if you tried.

Hey, there's already people who perform sticking in their heads into crocodile's maw.

But the question now is, which head? I'm sorry, that was horrible. I'm not sorry. I'm sorry.

It's okay, i did leave it vague on purpose :3

Rided's the winner, then! I'll continue as soon as I can!

Rided, I choose you!




I think so too, Mr. Wusiji!




I'm going to name you...


Wrex! Do you like that name?



Thanks for the information, sir!




Whoa, that last sentence was actually gramatically correct! Good going, Wusiji!


And we're right back to mediocrity.


Will do, sir!

Time to go!

As I try to leave, Wusiji's assistant blocks my path.





Aww, that's sweet! What is it, sir? I'm giddy with anticipation.



Dude! You don't give drugs to little children! Who do you think you are, Snake?



Let's...attempt to recover from this staggering display of stupidity, shall we?



...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think we all need an adult. Presto.

That sure escalated quickly.

So we received drugs and then we fucked our bag (or did our bag fuck us?). I think we already used the drugs.

The best is when you put a pokeball, or should I say "hugeball" in your bag.

I think I know why they decided to use that particular word (Even if it's totally wrong, obviously) but I prefer to view this as the game expressing its frustration at being unable to communicate properly with the player.

So, apparently, Pokemon ELFs are healed by drugs. This really is a twisted world.

I think the very last thing we need is another adult.

Point taken. REQUEST RECANTED.

If I had been drinking anything when I read this update, my laptop would have gotten soaked.

Politely requesting to be a pokemon elf, because I don't remember if I've asked that yet.

Can I be a Fant (haunter) or a Hehe (hoothoot) please?

On the quest to be a Pokemon master in every thread! May I be an elf please? oh god I'm getting like, middle school flashbacks saying that I don't care which kind this time around.