In which we date entire nations; Let's Play Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI!

Discussion in 'Strategy games - Strategy and Tactics' started by Snark, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Grrrr :T

    giggling so much inside.
  2. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    If anyone wants a disliked officer, I sure would enjoy having a justification for all the backstabbing I plan on doing.
  3. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    In that case, you and me now hate each other Failure Hero!
  4. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Ooh me! Perfect, I'm going to try to make a manipulative character and schemers usually don't like other schemers.
  5. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Hey guys, just a heads up, with characters as powerful as the ones we're submitting, the game might be tad on the easy side.

    Granted, most the other forces will have generals with two stats in the 90s, they tend to only have ten or fewer (out of 40+ generals).

    Now, I don't mind either way, and if you guys want über powerful characters, I'm happy to oblige :) but just note that having two stats 90+ is top tier stuff.

    I'll try to mitigate the effect of having so many powerful generals by picking a terrible starting location for our force, but yeah, just something to keep mind of.

    Edit: I notice there's a few questions asked earlier in the thread, I'll respond to those later; I'm watching tv right now =P
  6. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Ooo, Snark! I will totally Dislike This Officer!

    *does jazz hands*
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  8. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You can backstab your allies in this game?
    You dislike Failure Hero's character too? Wanna be friends?
    You are the best husband. <3
  9. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Sure! We should be Liked Officers, I think.
  10. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Hey, Alko Boom, Let's be Liked Officers together. Don't let your hatred for my husband get in the way of our friendship.

    Darn it! you're going to make me the diplomatic one aren't you?
  11. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Alright then, Yelim and I are now Liked Officers.
  12. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I have given your officers a common enemy and thus bonded them into a more effective fighting force. YOU'RE WELCOME SNARK.
    Seriously though, none of you guys get to use my awesome fleet as a transport now.
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    YOU'RE MISSING OUT.
    Edit:
    Have you seen my politics score? Of course you're the diplomatic one.
    Edit 2: Sorry videet. No apology for Yelim though, she knew what she was getting into.
  13. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Since Failure Hero's character and mine are best friends, I expect Qian will show up a lot as a disliked officer too.
  14. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I really, really feel bad about how much work it's going to be to untangle all these posts and make all these characters.

    But I'm also really, really looking forward to watching this wacky soap opera (with more armies!) play out in the game.
  15. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    If anybody wants to be in a relationship, just ask~



    edit: I forgot to give her a face and added Yelim in relations. Has anybody else grabbed this one?
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  16. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Hey, Yelim, want to be one of my liked officers?
  17. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Also, re: difficulty, Snark, feel free to nerf Qian some, then. I really don't have any grasp of how everything works in this; I'd like her to still be useful without being completely overpowered and I don't know how to balance everything out.
  18. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Sure~
    Let's be good friends, okay? If I ever die in battle, you better mash that guy's head with your weapon of choice!
  19. Mind Elemental Hard Cider Gal

    Can I give JohnStargazer three cheers for the Suikoden reference? Now we have two of the four classics (kinda, sorta, vaguely) represented.

    Here's my work-in-progress. I put Bio at the top because I tried to keep the character's abilities consistent with the biographical shtick. :p From a gameplay perspective, I tried not to make the character too much of a munchkin. He should be a poor man's Zhuge Liang: fair-to-middling at most things and downright incompetent in a duel ("uh, which end of the sword do I hold?"), but very, very good at befuddling enemy units, stun-locking them, or making them fight each other! Snark - let me know if you'd like me to scale his stats up or down. :D



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    BIO: The man known to the Three Kingdoms as Li Min read history books and played video games all his life. He never thought he'd have to live them out. Until one day, a flash of lightning transported him to an idealised, cel-shaded version of Ancient China, where he found a rag-tag army in need of a strategist.

    Surname: Li
    Forename: Min
    Sex: Male
    Face: Male 35

    Age: 26
    Lifespan: 99
    Father
    Mother:
    Spouse:
    Close Friend: That Other Sun Quan ( Marcin )
    Sworn Sibling:
    Liked Officers: Meng Shulan & Sun Wukong ( Skibblu)
    Disliked Officers:

    LDR- 75 (Playing all those Total War games must have taught him SOMETHING)
    WAR- 25
    INT- 95
    POL- 75 (Playing SimCity and Tropico totally qualify him to run cities in ancient China!)
    CHA- 60

    GROWTH PERIOD: Maintain
    ABILITY PERSISTENCE: Long
    APTITUDE:
    Spears: A
    Pike: A
    Bows: A
    Cavalry: C (Never ridden a horse in his life)
    Weaponry: A
    Navy: S (He likes boat rides, and he always plays a maritime power - the UK - in Paradox's historical strategy games)

    SKILL: Agile Mind (This is one of Cao Cao's skills in the game - unlike us, canon characters can have more than one! It's extremely powerful but stops just shy of being a gamebreaker.)

    CHARACTER: Cool
    VOICE: Cool
    TONE: Courteous
    COURT: Normal

    ASPIRATION: Goodly
  20. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  21. Mind Elemental Hard Cider Gal

    Also, some music from the series! The first is from an 80s-vintage orchestral compilation (and is composed by THAT Yoko Kanno; she got her start doing work for KOEI games before she moved off to compose anime music); the others are from the actual games.





  22. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    If playing Paradox games doesn't prepare you for war then nothing can prepare you for anything.
  23. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Bleeding crap, give a guy some time to catch up with the available profiles. >_>

    Snark, no word on the custom portraits?
  24. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I actually just went though the thread, and some of you guys have repeat pictures. Will that be a problem Snark?
  25. Mind Elemental Hard Cider Gal

    Thanks - glad you like it! :D I'm a little surprised nobody beat me to it, but I'm not complaining. XD
  26. Leriel Armchair Designer

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    Okay, this looks like it's going to be awesome. I've never actually have a chance to play this game so I am all for this. Also I kind of wanted to create a character inspired by a character from a novel and see if anybody gets the reference.

  27. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Alright, another batch of characters!




    Couple housekeeping matters. First, videetcredere, I think you and a few others mentioned I had given the wrong birthdates for your characters. That's been fixed now :)

    Also, if you guys want to add a relationship with someone else's character, please write both the character's name and their player's name, it just makes it easier for me to keep track of who is who. Thanks guys!
  28. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    This had to happen. Even if she's from a different dynasty. The songs must be sung.
  29. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Um, I'm not sure, but I think someone already has a character named Fa Mulan

    My bad, just did a thread search and turns out I was mistaken!
  30. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Ozzo! If you're making a male, will you be my husbando?

    wow that ended up sounding kind of weird
  31. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    What.

    Were they specifically making the Disney version character?

    edit: I can't believe I actually just scoured the entire thread for a Mulan. I found none, by the way. You might have been thinking of fadeaccomplit
  32. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Sorry, that was my mistake, for some reason I thought we already had a Mulan >_<

    And Ozzo, sorry, haven't had the time to look up how to add custom portraits just yet. Hopefully, I'll be able to look it up sometime today.
  33. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Mind if I just reserve a picture first, then? It'll take me a lot longer to come up to make it more than just a pretty face.
  34. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Sure thing :)
  35. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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  36. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    That's pretty forward of you, imouto-chan. Sure, why not. Let's see, which avatar has the most wrinkles...
  37. maniskumquat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    That was me, but I changed her name since I wasn't really going for her character. I wish we could have more that five Liked Officers... :(
  38. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    PARAdoxial 's Yue Li, wanna be disliked officers with Joly?
  39. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    Still relegated to my phone for a about 7 more hours, but I want to confirm interest. I'll make a bio when I can and sort this out. Are there any bald portraits?
  40. Snark Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    For men or women? I think there are a couple bald dudes, no bald ladies though :(