Legitimate rape: The GOP just can't quit you

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  1. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Ahahahahahaha.

    Ok, off message with not keeping his goddamn mouth shut, but nothing too bad....

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    Jason McCullough, Jan 11, 2013
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  2. AlanT I Pretty Much Live Here

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    AlanT, Jan 11, 2013
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  3. AlanT I Pretty Much Live Here

    Which is to say, there are no words.
    AlanT, Jan 11, 2013
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  4. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

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  5. Kildorn Beardy Magnificence

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    "He almost had a point with this bit I explain that has nothing to do with anything and proves he had absolutely no point, then the media came in with their liberal facts!"

    What the hell, GOP. This isn't hard. If someone uses the R word, just look directly into the camera and say "Rape is terrible and inexcusable."
    Kildorn, Jan 11, 2013
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  6. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Goddamnit I saw that article earlier and was so proud of myself for not posting it because I would just make myself sad and AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH
    Alligator, Jan 11, 2013
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  7. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

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    MatthewF, Jan 11, 2013
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  8. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    They can't do that, because it's about anti-abortion and anti-abortion overrides rape=bad 100% of the time in their tiny lizard brains.
    OZ 4.0, Jan 11, 2013
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  9. Canuck Level 90 Paladin

    Oh shit, my wife and I just spent over $5,000 on an IVF procedure. Are you telling me all we had to do was get a $5 boxed wine? Fuck.
    Canuck, Jan 11, 2013
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  10. Jestintime Oh, Come On

    Not only that, I hear that Merlot means blue eyes and Chardonnay gets you twins.
    Jestintime, Jan 11, 2013
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  11. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    True. And if you stick your balls into a centrifuge you're guaranteed to get males. Or you can just grip them real tight where the sack meats the spatch and spin them around. Counterclockwise.
    Pogo, Jan 11, 2013
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  12. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Have a like-hug.
    Sjofn, Jan 11, 2013
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  13. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Oh man, this guy is... I don't even know. Now he's spewing things about guns that make zero sense.

    http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/phil-gingrey-adventure-outdoors-gold-standard
    Alligator, Jan 11, 2013
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  14. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    He was just praising them for doing their part to not infringe on a criminal's right to bear arms. Plus the more guns criminals have, the more people "need" them to "protect themselves!" Win-win!
    Sjofn, Jan 11, 2013
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  15. drew Level 90 Paladin

    Ho-LY shit, that dude's an OBGYN?
    Where'd he get his degree? Clown college?
    I thought it was just the opposite, that a women being raped has a higher percentage of having a child.
    drew, Jan 11, 2013
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  16. John Reynolds This Is SEWIOUS

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    LOL I'm going to spend too much of today trying to get that mental pic out of my f'n head.
    John Reynolds, Jan 12, 2013
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  17. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I admit, my brain replaced the latter half of the sentence as follows:
    Elyscape, Jan 12, 2013
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  18. John Reynolds This Is SEWIOUS

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    I'm way too old for that level of experimentation.
    John Reynolds, Jan 12, 2013
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  19. Ryslin This Is SEWIOUS

    Ryslin, Jan 13, 2013
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  20. Eightball Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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  21. drew Level 90 Paladin

    Wow, "numbers guy" Ryan doesn't realize the vast numbers of women he's pissing off.
    drew, Jan 13, 2013
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  22. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Any number multiplied by zero equals zero, bro. How do you like math now? High five!
    shift6, Jan 13, 2013
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  23. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

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    Oh hey, they're still at it. Women having abortions after rape or incest should be charged with destroying evidence. Because 3 years in jail will teach those rape victims!

    IainC, Jan 24, 2013
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  24. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    THREE YEARS IS NOTHING THAT CHILD IS DEAD FOREVER
    Alligator, Jan 24, 2013
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  25. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You almost have to admire the brazenness, though. "Doot doot do, don't mind me, just taking rape cases more seriously like you broads keep asking me to..." Too bad it doesn't make any sense; why would a baby be more useful as evidence in a rape case than an aborted pregnancy?

    I can kind of see the thinking from a politicking perspective, though. "X Democratic Lawmaker voted NO to tougher penalties for those who interfere with rape investigations. Women: vote Republican."
    extarbags, Jan 24, 2013
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  26. drew Level 90 Paladin

    Yikes.
    From a woman even.
    drew, Jan 24, 2013
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  27. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    I'm always surprised when people are surprised women can be misogynist asshats. Everyone is taught to hate women, guys! And there is a definite line of thinking where maybe if I hate them even more than men do, they'll let me into their man club!
    Sjofn, Jan 24, 2013
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  28. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    When I first clicked that post a screen came up that said "Are you sure you want to like that post?"
    I take this as a subtle commentary on how women should be seen but not heard and how we shouldn't encourage their emotional outbursts.
    Otterloop, Jan 24, 2013
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  29. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Patriarchy wouldn't be able to work if it couldn't convince at least some of the women to help keep the rest down.
    fadeaccompli, Jan 24, 2013
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  30. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials


    I must have missed those classes that force people to hate women.
    brettmcd, Jan 24, 2013
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  31. Xerapis Oh, Come On

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    No, you clearly didn't.
    Xerapis, Jan 24, 2013
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  32. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    There are a lot of things I've been taught that I'm not forced to do. Tithing. Algebra. Tire changes.
    fadeaccompli, Jan 24, 2013
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  33. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    Because you stopped going to school sometime around 5th grade.
    Pogo, Jan 24, 2013
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  34. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials


    Didn't know you were a psychic now who can read minds, and read them completely wrong as well. Actually never mind, the wrong part of anything is what you are best at.
    brettmcd, Jan 24, 2013
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  35. Keldroc Elitist Negative Nancy

    Wow. Good one.
    Keldroc, Jan 24, 2013
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  36. Xerapis Oh, Come On

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    LOL. Just LOL.
    Xerapis, Jan 24, 2013
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  37. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    It's like watching an alien, who had only ever seen our earth 'insults' through badly distorted signals, ghosting for decades through outer space. He wants to burn one of the puny 'hoo-mans', but spanish dubbings of 'I Love Lucy' have left him tragically ill equipped.
    quatoria, Jan 24, 2013
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  38. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Don't be so hard on Xerapis. he tries hard at least. Its not his fault he is so bad at everything.
    brettmcd, Jan 24, 2013
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  39. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    Is this ringing any bells, brett?
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    MrMolecule, Jan 24, 2013
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  40. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Not a clue what you are trying to point out there, granted that is no different from every other post you make.
    brettmcd, Jan 24, 2013
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