Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

Welcome! If you ever need someone to talk to who's not crazy not about to hurt you or go yandere, you can always talk to me~
Don't tell them your weaknesses, for the love of God, don't show them your weak points

Oh, oops. Forgot about voting.

Peel the carrots! Because dem carrots needs peelin'.

I like that idea.

Wench, you already turned into a dense otome protagonist, please don't start whining as well. Peel the damn carrots and plot how you can jump to Nathanderthal's route.

Edit: Welcome, Kathar Sis! Be warned, there is no middle ground on this forum: You are either a sadist or you shall be joining me and Umazes in the M camp.

What's the M camp?

Edit: Never mind, Sedrine just answered that for me.

Am I really the only semi-normal one here? You people are scaring me....

I'm kinda normal-ish.

But I do have to admit that my good friend who grew up in Alaska and is therefore kinda crazy has told me many times that I'm weird so I guess it's all relative.

(I'm not saying everyone who grew up in Alaska or lives in Alaska is crazy, I'm just saying my relatives and friends who live/grew up there have some interesting kinks in their psyche)

Your relatives can make you crazy and/or weird, too, though. :D

Hey now, I've been here for a little while and I'm still not in either of those camps...as far as I know, anyway.

Oh my!

Thanks for the warm welcome! And I actually get to decide which camp I'm in on my first day? I think I'll wait a little longer to find out my preferences...

..is..there a possibility of being both..?

This is a very hard decision.

can i second this?

Now, now, Randissimo, don't scare off the victims nice people with all this talk of sadism and masochism and 'camps'! We're not a cult, after all! Just a light-hearted, friendly LP community. Ohoho.

*tents hands*

Kool-Aid, anyone?

oh yeas, just peel the carrots ( and steal the peeler, sounds an useful tool to threat any sexual harasser, so practise on the carrots.. - yeah, I'm a rotten mind I know :D )

purplevelvet i'm sorry but i read your name as purplepervert for a minute

Ho, I should be ashamed, at my age, having such Ideas... I should. but, I'm not. Skipping such a bad joke would have made me sick, and you don't want me being sick, don't you? :D

by the way, I made once this kind of thread, a friend was making PEGI 18 jokes while I was busy in the kitchen. So it's totally something I said :D

I have no idea which camp I'm in. My friend thinks that I let her push me around too much but my other friend thinks that I'm an evil mastermind. The general consensus is that I'm a weirdo with an awesome evil laugh though. so *shrugs*

Wait...evil mastermind...awesome laugh...you're Fat Bird?

Cielo's going to kill us all! *cue running around like a lunatic*

Crap! I forgot to check for a cleaver in her left wing! Damnit!

Welcome Kathar Sis! I am one of the aforementioned sadists, and I extend the fondest sentiments on behalf of my camp possible.
Come here*, bby~

*Joining Randissimo and Umazes in the M camp does not void an order given by Eboby.

VOID? PFFFT, JUST MEANS WE JUMP TO IT TWENTY TIMES AS FAST TO AVOID PAIN am I really in the M camp or am I imagining things I don't know anymore

Look at what this forum is doing to me.

There is no escape. Orders. Must obey.
As long as we reach a general consensus that nobody is going to cut me down with a cleaver and dissect me I don't mind joining the S camp. Will there be tea? If there's tea you can make me go anywhere. That's not an invitation to lead me into traps and off cliffs.

I'm joining the bandwagon of people delurking.

And ugh, why did they have to go and ruin Captain? RUN INTO TO THE ARMS OF NATHAN, WENCH. HE HAS FOOD.

Welcome to BrokenForum, Heron!

And I agree, food is always the best incentive to switching camps.

There's a good little Kathar Sis.~ We have snacks just inside camp, and many an amusing diversion.

Welcome, Heron! I agree with you wholeheartedly. I'm definitely liking Nathan's route over Captain's right now.

Amusing diversions?!? May I join this camp?

All may join! And we make daily excursions to the M camp, so you'll never be too far from your favorite masochists. In my case, that's everyone.

I'm buying an island,
somewhere in the sun
I'll hide from the natives,
live only on rum

Might as well, I seem to be in a class by myself. :D

My island will have kitties running around. Lots and lots of kitties. And parrots. And other cute things. AND IT'S ALL MINE.

Well, it seems like de-lurking fever is spreading...

welcome!

Welcome, Shanatic! Join our ranks!

Guys, I feel like we're building an army, but for what I can't say.

Hmm...what are the health benefits like?

Well, you'll lose your sanity, but you're guaranteed laughter therapy at any time of the day.

So many delurkers. Each new one encourages the others, I imagine.

Welcome to Shanatic, Kathar Sis, and Heron~!

Hmm. I'm supposed to put something witty about insanity here...

B is for being broken in~
R is for really really freaky friends~
O is for oh rly~
K is for KO brofists and/or are you kidding me~
E is for evil laughs
N is for nifty threads

F is for fantabulous posters
O is for do I really need to come up with another 'o', my first was pretty bad
R is for rapacious posters who feed off your misery
U is for u and me you know you can't resist us lurkers
M is for masochists~

And that's why you don't sing ditties about forums when you're sleepay~~~~!

And masochists always come dead last.

... Figuratively.

This is beautiful everyone else go home forum over.

I am...? My whole life has been a lie
and pfft, if I was a love interest in an otome game I'd be the easiest one ever. Just give me food and books and I'll forever be yours~

No, it hasn't. You can now awaken to your true power! :D

Well, hey, the sadists didn't even rate. At lest you got a mention somewhere.

Sadists are pretty much included in both of the 'R's.

Yes, you did.

EDIT: Ninja'd :/