Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

Nathan has been so unexpectedly nice to me tonight. The least I can do is peel a few carrots for him. And Nathan, the invitation to the harem is still open for you if you're interested bby~



Drat, harem invite denied.
He left, and the kitchen seemed to grow cold and unfamiliar without him in it.





A little bit eerie, but I can handle this. After all, I'm desperately trying to pretend to be a strong female character!



Totally strong! I've got this!






Gah-?!
If this LP has taught me anything, it's that big sound effects mean bad things are going to happen.

Uh, no need to panic, it's just the ship settling or something. Ships make lots of noise. No big deal. It wasn't even very loud or anythi--



OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK?





Suddenly, a shift in genre??
Can we romance a pirate ghost oh please oh please?



BAAAAH, cliffhanger!

Yup, it's short. Sorry again! Until next time~

Take care of yourself first and foremost! <3

That said.

GHOSTS?
NOPE.

Hope you get better soon!

Take care of yourself!

You're injured? How can this be?!
HANG IN THERE TSUKAMAETE, I WILL HEAL YOU WITH THE POWER OF LOVE and kittens.
<3
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Please don't strain yourself for our sake. Just concentrate on getting better!
We will wait in the shadows.

Edit:
Yes, let's romance a ghost pirate. Nothing is wrong with this plan:

HOLY FRICK ARE YOU OKAY? ;;;;

Get better soon! Sob. Nevermind the LP, your health comes first!

Also, fuck yes ghost pirate romance!

I'm so sorry to hear you were injured! D: Don't worry about the LP and just concentrate on recovering!

Don't worry about us, focus on yourself, Tsukamaete. We'll still be here when you are well. :)

Hope you're doing alright!

And man, that is one nice kitchen for a pirate ship.

They even have a working stove!

And yet, no kitchen timer.

KITCHEN TIMERS ARE FOR SQUARES. I'm a square.

Those things are so sparse. You practically have to sail the seas for one!

Ah, yes. Kitchen timers are a rare treasure, indeed.
Siriusly.

/shot

sending you good vibes from France, Tsukamaete!

(hoo and, a Freaks scene, and a badass ghost, guys, you rules! :) )

What mainly confuses me is that this seems to take place in the good old pirate times, yet they have running water and a pretty great-looking stove. Anachronism stew much? Where's the scurvy?

Oh please, did the pink and sparkles in the greeting screen not make things obvious enough?

This is a world where it rains cotton candy and bishie sparkles! Everyone knows they keep scurvy at bay!

Seriously, though, I know what you mean. Some realism would have been nice.

Did you know that computers were invented in the Middle Ages? Or that the smartphone business was at its prime in 1492? Everyone tried to tweet using the #columbus hashtag to tell Columbus he wasn't in India, but he was never online because his iPhone needed recharging and he couldn't find his adapter anywhere.

Yeah this is pretty much the Theme Park Version of Ye Olde Pirate Times.

If this somehow becomes a game, I would shell out my money for this. Not even joking.

Otome game with Hipster Apple Snob Columbus, Shota Napoleon, Flamboyant Louis XIV, Oyajicon Abraham Lincoln and Tsundere King Arthur routes?

I support this idea.

This needs to happen.

Eventually.

Randissimo now, You know wich VN you NEED to write.. I would like to see that King Arthur stuff, you know, something really modern, with police cars, and hand grenades, and killer rabbits, and three headed knights and.. ho.. crap! forget it :D

First off...You guys are amazing.
I'd play that game.
Siriusly.

Second, be well Tsukamaete~ Hope you get better, take all the time you need.


Third-
PEEL THE CARROTS THEY SAID.
IT'D BE NICE THEY SAID.

WENCH RUN GODAMMIT.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH GHOST PROBLEMS FROM CORPSE PARTY, DON'T ADD TO IT ;_;

Aww. Take care (I know I was beaten to this, but take care all the same). I hope you'll do alright. (I was going to send some adorable skitty gifs as well, but I'm posting from my phone so I can't.)

EDIT: Sorry for being so unoriginal... I'll get the skitty gifs soon!

Planning it, don't worry. This needs to happen.

Ghost pirate...

CREEPY!

ALSO FEEL BETTER!

PLOT TWIST
The ghost pirate is actually the spirit of the ship!. And for some reason, no one else noticed his clanking chains despite living on the ship and travelling in it. But Wench being the trouble magnet that she is notices him according to the laws of otome, befriends him and it's true love yo! and they kick off all the sirius pirates at the nearest port and sailed of into the sunset before Wench become the immortal pirate king

... Can we add him to our harem and then have him be our main partner?

Because I could go for that.

but... how makeouts work?
... BAD BRAIN.

BEST BRAIN.

Who needs makeouts when you get to date a pirate ghost?

Answer: No one.

(This is what my brain associates with ghost-makeouts.)
Because the original version is too steamy for youtube this will have to suffice. Let the nostalgia do the rest. Or look at this gif:

To make you ask questions.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! :D You have fallen for my nefarious plot....

Tsukamaete unwell???

Feel better soon!


Also, I wouldn't say no to some ghost pirate lovin....

Funny, I always thought that Lancelot would be the tsundere.

Ack, I have a lot to catch up on, but I had to comment after seeing this gif.

I miss hockey ;-;

Take care and heal up soon!

I hope you feel better soon!