Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by tsukamaete, Sep 15, 2012.
You know what you must do,
keth. That's right; date Santa!
Allow me to ruin this.
Now imagine this guy sneaking into your house at night to give presents to your sleeping kids!
Nathan is santa-blocking me.
JESUS CHRIST HE LOOKS LIKE KOTETSU do want.
I take it back, I want to marry Nathan. You beautiful, snarky neanderthal, you.
Oh man, why am I surprised that Santa has the hots for the protagonist? Nathan looks cute in his coat. Threesome?
OMG. He totally does!!! XD
DAMN IT NATHAN WHY WON'T YOU LET US DATE SANTA CLAUS.
Can we get a 3P ending while we're at it?
Sure, whatever, if that will let me marry Santa. Cause I mean come on. Think of all the- you know what I'm not going to go there IMAGINE THE END TO THE SENTENCE.
CANNOT UNSEE OH GOD MY EYES I'm probably thinking about something completely different than what you intended
...not sure if want...
You're both probably imagining something worse than what I was originally going to say.
Which is the entire reason I did that.
EDIT: That means NO WAY.
I want Santa....
SANTA IS A BISHOUNEN?
And why couldn't he be an oyaji.
I had to google that one. Maybe we should add it to the pidgin guide?
I am the dumb
Now all I can think about is a bara Santa. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Should go do that, yes, let me.
And let's have Wench be polite about turning Alan down.
Would tap that.
Except then I feel conflicted because this is Santa.
Seconding this, minus the internal conflict because I'm pretty sure it was established at some point I have no morals.
No conflict here. And I'm sure he will consider my long time on the Naughty list a plus.
How many times must I tell you I love you?
All of them.
No thank you! Also ohmigosh Santa-sama~
Alan I would love to kiss you.
In your own route.
So stay out of Wench's personal bubble.
Or Team Stabbity shall pay a visit~<3
OH MY GOD SANTA.
I WOULD TAP THAT.
BOTH OF THEM.
AT THE SAME TIME.
The only conflict I would have is which Santa to choose!
On the one hand, I really, really want "Did you say something" to be a snarky, talk-to-the-hand kind of comment. BUT, knowing Wench, it won't be. So!
(Ugh, who is that silly-looking gif-man? Anybody know? He looks familiar but I just can't place him.)
(this is what I get for just grabbing gifs off the internet all willy-nilly)
That's Toby Turner/Tobuscus~<3
SANTA LOVING IS A GO.
WITH A THREESOME APPARENTLY.
ALL OF MY YES,
What the fuck, guys.
Let me remind you that we are talking about SANTA CLAUS.
WE MUST ROMANCE EVERYTHING.
In fairness, Japan has a somewhat different understanding of Santa.
Yes, but the posters in this thread (as far as I know) are not from Japan...
And are ruining my childhood again. /sobs
Hot Santa? *brain breaks*
There is no way that's really Santa. He's an impersonator. Which makes it totally okay. No, it doesn't.
Edit: Basically, that is my solution to the problem. If that's not really Santa, my childhood is still intact.
... Seriously, though, that's not Santa. There is no way that's Santa.
Arguments for why that guy isn't Santa:
He's too young.
Santa was married and true to his wife. This guy is flirting. Evidently, either he's a cheat or not married.
Santa is like. A million years old and would not hit on someone who's probably only eighteen, let alone someone in their eighties, because he is much older than them and they are way too young compared to him.
The guy looks like Kotetsu.
Santa's not tanned, he's white. He lives in the North Pole for Chrissake, there's no way there's enough sun to get a tan, not to mention it's freezing up there.
Does anything about that guy look like he's merry or jolly? No?
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