Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

wait wait wait.. I can't believe I have NOT done this joke since yet! We even have the friendly doctor and the black bartender mixed as one.. I wonder who is Gopher on this boat!



(thinking that my family used to whatch this when it was first aired in France, circa '83, '84 this state too clearly my age rank..gonna cry over my lost youth and brb. )

and now, you all have the theme song in head until the end of the world, I mean, next friday! :D

I won't pass up this chance to call him an idiot, since he is an idiot! Captain, you bakaaaa!

Nathan! Why are you defending Capt'n?! Go yell at him! Or go look at him with silent, dissaproving eyes!
Or give hugs, damnit!



And I really want to scream idiot at Capt'n, but since he's calmly (and soberly) talking to us,
we should calmly convince him with valid arguments he's an idiot, instead of yelling to him. Probably, yup...
So C it is. Because being a pirate is all about freedom, we will do whatever the fuck we want~

A! A! Captain, you idiot! Do you not understand our dedication to Sparkle Motion!

...and by "Sparkle Motion" I mean "totally having a pirate-filled harem and doing something terrible to those torture-loving bastards in the Navy, because seriously, all that knife-play stuff makes me seriously doubt the legitimacy of that military branch as a governmental institution ultimately beholden to the people."

So. You know. "Captain! You idiot!"

Because whoever's route you're on, every time Wench gets in a row with him the other crew members would just be all "Aw, no worries, he's just out of sorts about his feelings for you. Don't feel down/give it time/don't worry/it's gonna be alright/etc. This is an otome game with no such thing as "bad endings" after all!"

Let's kick up a tantrum, then.

B: THAT'S NO FAIR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

That's so shellfish. We gonna calamari him on it. I'm sorry. Really. I just wanted to try punning for once.

you have no idea how happy sharing this and having people be interested in it has made meeee ;u;
Oh, um, fair warning! The ending is just asfjgjgkfllggkkk so perfect, (/just watched it) but there's three episodes near the middle that are just. Ugh. There's this one character who just grates on me, and he's full focus for eps 17 through 20. But after that he takes a backseat, so stick through it if he annoys you too! 'Cause literally everything else was great. Er. I swear that will probably make sense if/when you get there. XD
Yeah, I know that feel. I'm waiting to watch the next Sentai on my list, and Transformers: Prime, because UGH FINALS. One more weeeeek~


ER AHEM YES UPDATES YESSS.
Dreamboat Galleon Haremwings! That would be the name of our ship. Sadly, it seems that dreamship has sunk. ;n; Wench y u no listen to our great advice
CAPTAIN SERIOUSLY. You can't just ship your problems back home to Yamato! You will have to DEAL WITH YOUR CHARACTER GROWTH LIKE A MAN!
... So, a choice. Well. Continuing my PROUD TRADITION of choosing options purely for expected "lols" value...
A! BAAAAAAAAAAKA!

I love that show so much! I'm planning on rewatching it with a friend in a few weeks and I'm so excited. I love everyone on that show, although it did take a while for Barnaby to grow on me. Sky High has a special place in my heart for being one of the few anime characters to make me cry. he was waiting for her ;_;

Back on topic, let's go with C and see what happens. :D

Hi! I finally decided to delurk after stalking reading your thread!
That said,as much as I want to tell captain what an idiot he is,someone has to be the reasonable adult,OPTION C GO!

C!!!!! I just really want to see cap'n's reaction to this. i imagine it's something along the lines of "huh...er, what? ...um...no"

Agreed. Why not go all tsun-tsun, since we have become a truly otome protagonist once and for all...

BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA, CAPTAIN NO BAKA!!

B all the way!!!!!

Welcome~!

As fun as it would be to have Wench yell BAKA!!! at Captain, I think C is the best choice.

Seriously Captain, BAKA!

Dear Sir/Ma'am.
I love you.
Thank you for the fantastic cheese.

Ma'am.

... Unless you're referring to Basco there. In which case, sir.
Probably.
Maybe.
50/50 chance.

Either way: ♥ no problemmmm~

Basco? Is that the name of the guy in the picture?

C is the best option but why should we be reasonable?
Tsundere option is a go!
Captain, you baka!

Head says C, but heart says A.
Since it is a tradition in otome games to follow your heart, operation Captain no Baka is a go!

*also decides to delurk*

So, after reading through all the pages in the last days (and sometimes laughing so much and loud that my parents told me to STFU several times ..) I can finally help decide? Yay!



I am torn between A and C .. I guess that C would be the most reasonable and probably the right choice here, but .. I think I also have to go with A.
Because yeah .. why be reasonable when we can go all tsuntsun on him? :D

Yup, so it is.
... Well, officially. I prefer my name for him, "Jerkface Backstabbing Possibly-Sociopathic (people on the internet told me so!) Alien Man Who Got What He Deserved."
8D

Yesss! Give in to your feelings, we will make this no-doubt HILARIOUS option happen!

if this isn't actually hilarious, I may very well just cry

Thanks! Good to be here!

Well,now I feel very embarassed because all this time I thought it was really flat chested girl XD
*goes to previous page and reads description* I must watch this.

Another welcome for Drops of Jupiter. I love that song.

Voting for C.

Pfff, don't be. The first time I saw Basco was in a "On The Next Episode" teaser, where they didn't mention his gender. Tooootally thought it was Captain Marvelous' ex-girlfriend come to exact vengeance.

Also, welcome welcome, Kamui and Drops of Jupiter! ♥ muahahahahaha, join in our madness, it's funnnn~

This is now my headcannon.Forever.
Also thanks for the welcome!
if you're still offering links for gokaiger can I have some?pleeeeease?

Heehee. Well, I can neither confirm nor deny that some pointers in the right direction might be sitting in your inbox as we speak... :33
I'd make that my personal headcanon too, but Captain Marvelous is just too awesome to have Basco as an ex!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Gonna go watch this right now!

all ready finishing episode 32...

XD OMG.
EDIT: omgomgomg. You're. You're SO CLOSE to the episode with the BEST handling I've seen of "Monster That Copies Other People's Appearances". ... Well best handling I've seen in a kid's show, anyway. Heeee I'll just be over here happily flailing in excitement
why do I get so excited about OTHER people watching shows, ahahahahaha

Jeeez, sometimes I forget how fast it's possible to go through a show when you don't have to wait to view it with friends...
... On the other hand, my friends make great snarkbuddies/"OMG THE FEELS" hugbuddies. So I guess I regret nothing on that front, too. Heehee.

... aaaa I'm sorry I keep derailing this thread into a Gokaigerfest I regret nothing I regret this a little

Stop reminding how awesome Gokaiger iiiiiis! I haven't even started Shinkenger!

Wow, wow wow~! I think this question had the most votes in reply so far!
Welcome, Kamui and Drops of Jupiter!


So, I have bad news, and I have good news.
The bad news is that my iPhone got knocked into a sink full of water while washing dishes on Tuesday and wouldn't turn on for two days.
The good news is that after some phone-saving measures (uncooked rice, whodathunk?), my phone finally revived today.
The full extent of the damage remains to be seen, but the Pirates app is working and that's all that matters!


While the tsundere camp fought the good fight, in the end, the logical voters won out ♛

Cap'n is clamming up on us! How shellfish! (stealing your pun, Para~)



Cap'n doesn't think we're punny, though. （ ；ヮ；）Okay, I'll stop.



That was before we saw your character development arc.

Okay, let's be rational here.
We had issues in the past because I couldn't communicate what I was thinking and feeling, so if I just talk it out with him, he'll understand…right?





Shush, let the lady talk.







Clearly, he hasn't heard of Ching Shih.
Just ignore the fact that Wench is an otome protagonist and totally couldn't pull off anything remotely similar to that level of badassery.



Then what is it about?
I've poured my heart out here, Cap'n, you could at least respond in kind.
And of course, before I can stop it, tears are rolling down my cheeks. It seems like I'm always crying these days, and not in a funny innuendo way. It's just miserable.



He wrapped his arms tightly around me and held me close. I was torn between comfort and the urge to sock him in the stomach.
Punch him, Wench. Punch him.



You think I didn't know that?
You think I'm not ready to go down with you all?
I swear, I will punch him if he keeps this up.
Stop underestimating me, Cap'n.



He smiles wryly as he wipes away my tears, and I desperately wish I had a witty retort.
Instead, I just have a headache and a runny nose. This is bad for my health.



But you're not "putting me in danger." It'd be my choice, not yours.
Trying to pressure me into making the choice that's easiest for you is selfish. Maybe you think you're protecting me with this, but you're not, so just stop.

And with that, we're back at the same argument as the beginning of the post. We've argued in a circle and gotten nowhere, and it's clear we won't be reaching a compromise tonight.

As we step apart, I hear him mutter something indistinctly.



What?
When I ask him to repeat himself, he gets evasive.



Gah.
Getting a straight answer from this man is like pulling teeth.

I'm not satisfied leaving it like this. Don't they say that you should never go to sleep angry? Although I'm not really "angry" per say, just ill at ease.
I call out to his retreating back, and Cap'n replies flippantly, without meeting my eyes.



And then he was gone.
…
Ugh.
It's late.
I should go to bed soon.
But I couldn't bring myself to go back inside yet. I stared up at the luminescent moon, frowning, long into the night.

Captain really IS an idiot D:

Goddamnit, Cap'n. >_<

And so the plot... well it's not really any thicker or thinner than before... it goes on!

Oh dear, get better soon, tsukamaete's phone!

Hmm, I think I voted wrong. Clearly, Capt'n needs to have somebody scream idiot at him. He keeps smiling like he's miles away from everything happening to him.

...

Somehow, now I'm feeling like he's gonna get himself killed (or at least seriously hurt).

Capt'n

Fuzzy, where are you? Come save Wench from the angst!

How hard would it be to get one of those seagulls to fly over and knock him on the head or drop a rock on him or something?

First thought: African swallows carrying coconuts.

This would probably help his brain function. You'd think he'd be more logical after Wench finally got the alcohol out of his system.

Coconuts? Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? :D

He's probably too busy with his withdrawal symptoms to notice Wench's love.

Yes, Wench, go alone to your hometown where you will have no protection against the navy whatsoever. That way you can put your friends and family in danger, too.

Good plan, Captain Morgan.