Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

Well, damn.
I had a lot of guesses about Capn's odd behavior: illness, amnesia, brain damage from excessive alcohol consumption, maybe even possession by a ghost pirate or something if we wanted to mix genres again.
But a fake Cap'n?
What is going on?







Cap'n holds his ground against the accusations, though.





That's true.
None of the other captains noticed anything wrong with him.
They may not know his personality as well as Alan or I, but they'd noticed if he was a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON… right?



DUN DUN DUN.
But are they even similar looking? Just because two people are brothers doesn't mean they'd be able to switch places.
Unless… clones twins?

Cap'n hasn't said anything, and I'm starting to get anxious.
Alan, however, is still out for answers.





Awww shit.
Cap'n would walk around shirtless all the time on the ship. Hell, I woke up to him half naked my very first day on board!
But you know how sometimes, when you're really trying to remember something, it just won't come to mind?
I can't remember if he had a brand on his back.



Cap'n isn't saying anything, and I feel like I have to break in to stop this.
This is still my Cap'n, the man I fell in love with, and I have this horrible premonition that if I don't stop this now, things between us will change forever.



☆.。.:*How should I stop this line of questioning?*:.。.☆

Shiiit, that was a big damn update. Lots of drama to chew on, too. Theories for the reason Cap'n is acting weird are encouraged! Guess away!

Is this an appropriate time to go "I hope Morgan's brother is named Freeman"?
No?
Too bad.

And I vote A, I guess~

AFJLKSDJFL;SJLS
ARE THESE REALLY THE ANSWERS?!
I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOW~!
FFS WENCH.
YOU KNOW WHAT. FINE. WHATEVER.
B.

Alan just wants to see Morgan take off his shirt. And so do I.

But man, I don't even know WTF is going on anymore!
Evil twin brother? Amnesiac and/or brainwashed Morgan? I just don't know?
This is confusing the shit out of me!

Maybe he is possessed by a demon/evil spirit/whatever and had to drink the excessive amounts of alcohol to keep it at bay and now that he gave up the alcohol the demon/evil spirit has full control over him? I really don't know ..

I don't like any of the answers, as mine would be something along the lines of Yeah, come on and strip~ but with the ones that we have here, I guess I choose A!

...oh man haha I have /got/ to buy this route

I don't even know what's going on anymore,all the options kinda seem the same to me
sooo... *chooses at random* C it is!

GOD DAMMIT WENCH
We want to know what's going on.
You're not helping seriously all these options are the same
Uuuuh, C, I guess.

By the way, the impression I'm getting is that Cecil is the bad guy in this route. Which makes me said because he's really really pretty seems cool. : C

... UH WAT
WAIT. We might not even be going after a real captain/pirate king/who even knows MAYBE HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN?!

This sucks! If he's not a proper Captain Pirate King, then he's not a fitting figurehead for our haremboat at all!

... THEN AGAIN
The Cap'n we know has been managing to keep a rowdy crew in line and he seemed pretty on top of all that paperwork. Also I don't think we're ready to make a move for his crown yet.
So, uh, how best to defend this fake oh-so-crazy, possibly-amnesiac, probably-in-withdrawal Cap'n...

Uh, uh, C! GRAB HIS HAND AND JET, WENCH!

EDIT: omgggg I just noticed Ahim over there BOWS as she's about to run omg you precious pink babyyyy ;u; <3

WOAH THERE.

I don't really like these choices because I don't think this is the real Captain. That or Cecil has him under a spell.

Ahaha, I totally trust you Captain! Totally! B

A brother? A brand? And Alan knows this.... HOW??? OMG, Alan must have been such a stalker!

Let's go with A. I don't want to be mean to Alan because I absolutely adore that dork.

Those are kinda sucky options. This is clearly Alan's business, it doesn't really need to be mentioned that Captain Doesn't Wanna, and...okay, I guess that leaves us with the huffy, avoiding-the-question-entirely answer of C. Let's go! Walkin' briskly! With our shirts on! Nothing to see here!

AHHHHHHH! So many things happening! I don't like these answers. They don't seem like they will make much of a difference.

FINE LETS GO WITH C!

You know, just before I clicked to see the latest update, I thought to myself "Man, all that drama with Captain is kinda getting old for me..." and THEN THIS HAPPENED.

finaly we have one glasses character! well monocle, that will do. yay! ( but never trust gray hair and glasses, it's a trick! See Muraki from Yami no Matuei or Jezabel from count Cain, be careful wench!)

Moldor? Alan really, Can't you read, it's Mordor on the map (Moldor sounds totally like a cheese brand in my country :p)

I guess, huh? C, let's be a dominant wench!

So that's where he hides his porn stash.

Well... that happened.
So! Was the one we knew the real Morgan and someone has now took his place? If so when did it happen? (this is something that should really make us all grateful that Captain never kissed Wench 'cause then we wouldn't know who she kissed and ew. ... He never kissed Wench, right? Or am I wrong about that?) And is this the evil twin or it's going to be like in Simpsons where the evil twin was always Bart?
Or the one we knew was the fake Morgan all along?

A or C?... Let's go with C , it's going to be very interesting if they run away. What's more romantic of running away together, anyway? And it always goes so well when people run away together! :D Oh god they are going to die now, aren't they?

Of both, I'd say. Poor Alan, he just want a OT3 with Wench and Morgan!
He really shouldn't worry of being left all alone, though: Wench has plenty of love for everyone.

I couldn't decide so I picked one at random... :\
B

Hmm, well...

I'll go with A, even though I don't particularly like it, because it seems less evasive than the other two responses.

Where is my option to make Wench trust Captain but verify, Game? Considering the power-struggle that's underway here, Captain would do well to have Alan doubt free and thus completely in his corner. Plus, if it's really not Morgan, this guy is horrible at life stealing if he didn't do enough snooping to find out about Morgan's body mods and alter himself accordingly.

Fuck it we'll do it live. I vote C.

excuse me game but....



Therefore.... Fuck it. Voting C!

Clearly, Cecil is an evil mastermind who will conquer the seven seas now that he can create storms by willing it.
Can we leave Capt'n to the "capable" hands of Alan and go after Cecil? Pretty please? I wanna go steal his outfit and besides, I really wanna leave Capt'n alone with Alan and then spy on them >:D

Now then, choices. Uhm, C, run. Being chased by Alan is was pretty fun last time :D

I really don't see that as a proper monocle, more like he stepped on his glasses and broke them in half and couldn't be bothered to steal a new pair.

All of these options seem like admitting guilt....guilt for what reason, I have no idea. Least guilty option C - storm off dragging Captain by the arm then forcing him to tell Wench what the hell that was all about.

I don't know how I knew it, but when he was all "So this is the Rain Stone..." Somehow I knew "Wait a minute..." WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE REAL CAP-I-TAIN. Though, not sure if he switched a long time ago when he suddenly left Alan's crew, or if he was suddenly switched when we weren't watching. It's so confusing.

He should say something like, "If I weren't the real Captain, could I do this..." Then he could stab a sea monster while drinking a bottle of rum with the other hand, romance a herd of women, send off a homing seagull, and harass Wench simultaneously. That'd show Alan.

Whew, just spent a long time catching up and all but...
PLOT TWIST
I'm really glad. We need a bit more action at this point. And seeing more Alan/Captain stuff doesn't ever hurtI'm voting C. Because I like the idea of Wench sounding in charge, like the feisty character she is. (Or at least in our/her mind)
And MY MY MY. Cecil, I don't care what is up with you. Magnificent addition to the game and harem right there. Monocole AND white hair? SOLD.

Hey, every good harem has to have at least one person to represent each character type, right? Well, I do believe the position of "Megalomaniac Pirate With Newly-Gained Weather Powers" is open! C'MON CECIL, JOIN THE DREAMBOAT GALLEON HAREMWINGS! We have rum! (Unless your name is Captain) (or whatever his ACTUAL NAME IS, IMPOSTER D<)

Although, honestly, if I had a "type", Cecil definitely wouldn't be it. ... I think my type would probably involve a lot more capes/cloaks/glowy-eyes. And goggles. Probably. I dunno. I'm not very good at this. :V

I'm... at the end?
I can VOTE?!
Finally! That took bloody ages but now I'm no longer lurking!

Voting for A, Captain doesn't want to!
Because it isn't saying no, it's just stating the obvious, and why deny Alan the sight of lovely man chest?

Hi mochi , and welcome to the land of sheep :P
And I mean welcome to the land of awesome sheep, not those who just follow the herd. We will float to places you've never been before and really wish you didn't see. Oh wait, those are different LP's,,,
Please don't eat me. :D

I don't need welcoming to sheep land, I already live in one!
WELL THAT'S TECHNICALLY NEW ZEALAND BUT Wales is close enough I guess
I won't eat you, I'll just tick. And tock. And try not to eat all these delicious pirates... >:)
There's a reason why the Welsh pirates never lasted long, no matter how good... *TOOTHY GRIN*

I finally read the whole 31 pages of this LP! Yay for me, I can finally vote for something! :D
And I vote C.
Why isn't there any option for "Strip him myself"? That would have been too awesome for the genre I guess... boo.

Heya, I'm back--

....



By the way, I vote C <3

De-lurking for a moment 'cause I finally caught up with this awesome thread. *O*

Hm.... Option A? Wench's relationship with Cap'n is already strained.....

De-lurking because now seems like a great time to get over my shyness I want to.

A! Defend your captain, Wench!

Welcome to Jeylup and Reader of Books~!

djfkghdhk thank you ;v;

Nice to meet you! :D

I suppose this is the part where I mention that by getting an account, Jeylup and Reader of Books, you have both been made part of my harem.

Membership is compulsory and there is no escape.


Have a sweet and a nice day.

De-lurking because I've been lurking for months and this is my chance!

All I have to say about this stunning turn of events is

and to go for A, I guess??

but what if we're minors -
(I'll take the cookies though thank you very much)