Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

WELCOME TO THE FORUM MARINARA SAUCE, READER OF BOOKS, AND JEYLUP~<333!

Sweetheart, no one can escape everyone is welcome in Eboby's harem.
Just accept the hopefully-legal love.

I like your avatar
I will receive the harem invitation but must gracefully decline until I am of proper age. uwu

In other words, you got six months buddy.

Okay, fine. I'll stop now.

Can I ask how you put pictures and gifs in posts? o-o

My crazed affection is only approved for those ages 18 and up, but for the next six months you can be part of the portion of the harem that simply suffers for my amusement, Reader of Books.

Remember everyone,

Even if you think there's no place for you, there is one. And I'll be sure you never leave it.

Because I love you all. So much.

MY POST HABITS ARE BECOMING AN ISSUE.
When you go down to post there should be a line of boxes to format your replies. The box with the little tree in it, on the second row, is where you can insert pictures/gifs. Click on it and it will open another box, in which you put the image url. Hit insert and- VIOLA~

But where do you get the url from sdjkfhsjdfh ;o;

Fear not young one. Can you tell I'm enjoying this.

Take this gif, for example.
If you wanted to include this in your post you left click on it, and somewhere in the roll of options should be 'Copy Image URL'
Paste it into the box and it shall be inserted once you click the insert button.

Where do you find all your gifs? Is there a place you can keep them all for convenience?
(thank you so much for explaining things to me ;w;)

or, if you have the gif saved to the computer, fit the 'Upload a File' button and click on it.
And if you're underaged, you can just sit with the asexual part of the harem.

At the risk of sounding like an absolute idiot...
where's the upload file button?

next to the 'post Reply' button

The twist here is that I'm asexual myself, so the legal part of the harem spends most of their time making me snacks or talking amongst themselves.

Here's a reaction gif archive! http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/

"More options"? I click on that and I don't see anything new. ._.

I'm sorry I'm so dumb *sob*

Do you know what this means Eboby?

I imagine asexual porn to be something along the lines of staring at each other awkwardly while you shake hands. Then some hot asexual tension if you're at the office/school and you have to pass papers out/back.
...
Then you eventually reach the level of that comic, because that comic is amazing.

IT'S NOT THERE FOR ME I SWEAR IT'S NOT ;O;

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY THEN.

Oh wow I am a terrible LPer.
I haven't updated since last year?!
I honestly did not plan to leave you all hanging off that cliff for so long! (;*´Д`)ﾉ Sorry about that!

But wow, maybe I should go on vacation more! So many lovely delurkers!
Welcome, HimochiIsAwesome Hanayuki Jeylup Reader of Books and marinara sauce !



I love delurkers! I love all readers! Everyone is welcome here! ❤

Also,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER.




…Am I in a harem? Because that would be hilariously ironic.
✧.*:･ﾟ\(◕ヮ◕)/*:･ﾟ✧.｡*:･


While the next update gets typed, did everyone enjoy their holidays?
I got the full version of Dandelion: Wishes Brought to You for Christmas and spent the past week dating bunnies. Not cats yet, just the bunny paths so far. Going to start the orange cat's path after I post this!

There is an LP for the free demo here on the forum, but if you have some spare money laying around, I highly recommend getting the full game. The art is gorgeous, the game is fully and fantastically voiced, and the storyline will drown you in feels. DROWN YOU.



So, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with pirates or voltage or anything logically relating to this thread (besides the fact that it's an otome game, I guess), check out the demo for Dandelion: Wishes Brought to You here!



Or support the developers by buying the full version here!



Okay, now back to pirate drama romance!

Clearly, this is all a clever ploy on Alan's behalf trying to get Cap'n to strip! And Cap'n only gets naked for our Wench, so we're leaving.
Once we get back to the ship, we can figure this all out, with or without clothing. Preferably without.
And if that sounds like desperate rationalization and diversion, well, I'm a pretty desperate Wench at this point.

I start tugging on Capn's arm, trying to pull him away, but Alan blocks our path.



You know what, for all I care, you can shove your suspicions up your--



Wait, what?
You're giving up?
What are you doing, Cap'n??



He slides off his coat and slowly unbuttons his shirt.
Under any other circumstances, I'd start the "bow chicka wow wowww" music now, but this doesn't seem like the appropriate mood.

He turns and reveals his back.



Well.
This is awkward.

While I wonder what this all even means, Alan explodes with accusations.



Cap'n -- or, um, Capn's evil twin? Did the game actually confirm that he's Morgan's twin brother? -- starts pulling his clothing back on, muttering.





And then he offered Alan sexual favors in return for his silence.
I'm sorry, I have to make some kind of joke, because seriously, what on earth is going on here?



!!!
He admits it!
Then who the fuck have I been romancing? Because if I can't be a queen now, I will be an unhappy Wench.



Just as Cap'n makes his dramatic admission, we hear a sharp intake of breath from the entrance to the ruins.
Someone overheard us!



Shiiiiiiiit.
Numbly, as if still processing what he's just heard, Puppy reports his reason for being there.



It gets worse. Of course it gets worse.
We need to get out of here.

But Capn's words have finally sunken in, and our path is blocked again. But instead of Alan, Puppy is the one barking at Cap'n this time.



Nothing.
No defense, no denial.
But also no explanation.
Russell gets closer, looking like he wants to shake the answers out of Cap'n, but instead he settles for shouting the question we all want answered.



Dramatic organ chord.

I...
I...I don't.
...
I don't know how to respond to this.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REACT

I remember getting to this part and being astonished, and then recollecting how much sense everything made if this was truly the case. I mean, even in chapter one, when you ask for his "real" name, he got all defensive. :3

*delurking*

I also got this for Christmas and the bunnies were the first ones I did. My husband kept giving me weird looks when I'd start snickering to myself, but he was happy that I enjoyed the present since he got it for me. I'm currently doing Jisoo's route. Also, Hello all you fine people! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. ^_^

*goes back and looks at part where we have to guess the secret*
Dude. It makes sense now why he didn't care what we said and flipped out but, again, didn't care and kind of shrugged it off-ish. o.o

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

What the hell. Captain-- no, not-captain. WHERE'S THE REAL MORGAN!? IS HE KIDNAPPED OR TRAPPED BEYOND THE WONDERLAND!? w(OAOw)

I hate leaving such a short update, especially after being gone for so long, but I just played up to the next decision point and it's a massive chapter.
I don't have enough funny left in me right now, so instead, have some random screens!
I got $30 in itunes gift cards for Christmas and immediately bought all the iphone otome that I could afford. Which included several of the spin-off stories for Pirates in Love!

In the Casino-themed story, we see a familiar face in Nathan's route.



Well, not familiar to Nate here because he didn't bother remembering the insignificant overseer of a quarter of the globe's oceans. No biggie.

It's a good thing I'd started playing Capn's route before getting this, though, because otherwise I'd have no clue who this random guy was. Seriously, I'd never seen him before this most recent chapter in Capn's route, and now he's popping up everywhere in the side stories! Okay, not everywhere, only in two places. But still.

Also, for all those like me who wish the Protag-chan would get her own weapon and be able to defend herself:



Yay!
But then Patchy steps in and says she's more likely to skewer herself, so she's not allowed. Boo. But probably true…

I've only played Nathan's routes in all the spin-offs, so less-thread-relevant screens in the spoiler!

And one more thing!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*Welcome, mialuv889 !*~✧』
I was the same, I kept giggling, especially at Jiwoo's ridiculous tsun. I'm saving Jisoo's route for last, because he feels like the canon guy and I want to end on a good note. But so far, Jieun has been my favorite, which surprised me, because I wasn't expecting to like him as much as I did!



Plus, a vaguely Dandelion related thing:
I'm playing the GREE Voltage game My Sweet Bodyguard, and one of the game gimmicks is that you earn "dates" with your beaus, which lead to cute little chibi cutscenes, after which you receive a gift.
On a recent date, I got this.



I'D JUST FINISHED JIWOO'S (brown-spotted rabbit's) ROUTE.
Add to that the little reaction text when I bring out the bunny…



Rabbits get lonely on their own.
Rabbits get lonely on their own.
Rabbits get lonely on their own.
Pterodactyl screech.

Rabbits do get lonely on their own, get them a bear friend.

Hey, I won! I still don't know what is going on at all, though. Can I win a place in Eboby's harem?

On a Dandelion note, my husband looked at me like I lost my mind when I played the demo. I'll probably buy the full version the next time I drink too much and end up online.

C-C-CUTENESS.
DO WANT.
MUST HAVE.

WaitwaitwaitWHAT?!
Cap'n isn't Cap'n?!
...QAQ I have been living a lie! Good thing Iprefer Patchy ... What?! He looks like Edgeworth!

Also, does all of this mean I'm in the harem too? I mean, I'm legal in two weeks, but asexual... Ah well, I make nice cups of tea. That will have to do~

Wait .. what? So if Cap'n isn't really Cap'n .. theeeeen, who/what the hell is he? :O

Also does that mean we don't get to be queen of the pirates?! Booooo!
Because, honestly,what was the point of all this if we don't get to be the pirate-queen in the end? ;)


And you all have to stop tempting me with posts about Dandelion: Wishes brought to you because I have been wanting this game since it first came out after seeing so many posts about it on tumblr (especially about the feels this game gives you) and now here too? Ugh .. and I don't have the moneys to buy it right now .. but i want it so baaaaad. I want to romance all the rabbits. Well and the cats too. Just romance everyone, yes yes.

... I still need to play the spin-offs sob.

Don't drag Edgeworth to Patchy's level! Edgeworth is only mean to incompetent fools and Patchy is just mean!!

Oh wait. He's just mean to us...
But Edgeworth still looks much better in his frilly pink suit.

OHSNAP
CAP'N REALLY IS AN IMPOSTER
OUR LIFE IS--
... Eh actually y'know I stopped caring like fifteen minutes ago. YO CAP'N WE GON' SMACK SOME NAVY BOYS OR ARE YOU SET ON MOPING YOUR WAY TO FAILURE? >:I Answer yes* or no within the next 5 minutes, kthxilubai.
*warning: answering "yes, I will mope" will lead to immediate marooning and/or death, and indicates implicit approval of transferring all your assets, including Dreamboat Galleon Haremwings, to Party A, also known as "Wench". Thank you for your understanding. <3

AS FOR MY HOLIDAYS. Lemme tell you 'bout my holidays. I spent them being sick, mostly. :( it sucks.
... BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE

GOKAIGER SOUNDTRACK, AWWWW YEAH
best freaking christmas present ever I swear, such beautiful music <3<3<3
what no I haven't been listening to the morphing theme and Badass Things Are Bout To Happen themes over and over, nuh-uh, that would be silly. And also completely awesome. I am clearly not awesome enough for that.

wa - I SWEAR I JUST WENT TO SLEEP WHY HAS SO MUCH HAPPENED

I'll gladly join your harem~

But-
Is it bad that I don't actually mind Patchy being mean to us? I don't even really see him as that bad... Maybe he's a Jerk With A Heart Of Gold?

And I'm sure Franziska is more known for hating on the foolish fools than Edgey-poo.


Anyway, guessing time:
The Pirate King is actually Patchy, because magic.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAGIC ISN'T A REAL REASON---

Captains are not supposed to be courteous, sir/m'am

c, please!