Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

a hat in glasses!

Consider it done.

Psh, I'm British, we can have both a top hat AND a bowler hat!
Top hat will be villainous, to fit that weird idea that all Englishman are evil (they are), and bowler hat will be the stereotypical gentleman, because STEREOTYPES YAY.
And newsboy cap also. Shota route? //shot

CONSIDER INDIANA DONE.
Also why not glasses? He could be the Oko-san of what I shall call HAT-oful boyfriend!
...
and maybe there'll be some girlfriends too. Tennis cap as a woman, anyone?

Or this.

I want a wizard hat route.

What did I just read

Pirate hat, anyone? We can steal both Alan's and Cap'n's hats for this route. Make it a OT3.

This is now the reality I want.

I'm assuming Protag-chan's a hat as well. Or is she a human romancing headgear?

Wizard, and pirate hats. Done, and done.
Pirate hats will actually be Alan and Morgan's hats. because WHY NOT.
Also, my Scandinavian friend asked for a viking hat, a knitted wooly hat, a sombrero, a beret, and one of those big hats with the flowers everywhere that old posh women wear. So you have that.
I should proooobably make a thread for this, but I have no clue where that would even go.

EDIT:

Hume romancing hats, in full hatoful spirit. Which means that it'll probably end up being a school for hats. Joy.

Make a group for it?

I have no clue how to anything. I'm neeewwwwwww //whiny newbie mode - ACTIVATE
TEACH ME, OH SENPAI

I'll opt for a tricorne ( I have a picture of myself somewhere on my computer, wearing a tricorne of a swiss guard of the Pope's palace*, some day I'll post** this on this forum, and you'll gonna like it hihihi!)

* In France, not in Vatican, so the swiss guard costume is quite different and the hat is a XVIII° century style tricorn, not a Renaissance helmet. Of course there are not anymore swiss guards, just a friend of mine who is pay to do some cosplay for tourists in summer.
** maybe, if you're good boys and girls, and if I can find it again :D

TRICORNES why do I keep spelling it trocrne? ARE AWESOME YES.

And I felt this hat was necessary:

Remind me to start the group for you later this afternoon once I come back, my dear kohai.

And purplevelvet, I eagerly await the day.

I would play this game in a heartbeat!

Fedora... Reborn's? I can't help it ugugugugu

Can there be a goth loli-type hat? Not sure what kind of route that would be (yandere?) but, it would be amusing/super pretensions, at least. :D

The group is now a thing. Feel free to join and I'll make you one of the contributors for it.

you silly! I'll contribute to your hat madness
combo glasses+ bonnet , the most terrific ever :D

OH MY GOD THE PINBALL WIZARD I'm done this is the secret character.

What the heck was that. Memo: no links on this site are safe.

Multiple people having never heard of the wizard hat guy before kind of makes me feel old.

*promoting the link to my poor social network friends*

Oh, can I recommend another hat? Professor Layton's famous top hat, Sherlock Holmes' deer hunter hat, Bossun's hat???

If it helps, I remember reading that a long time ago. So I guess I'm old too?

I'm just going to de-lurk right here. The discussion about dating hats finally broke me. Particularly Layton and Holmes. And Indiana Jones...

(To be fair, I tried to de-lurk before, in the intention of continuing to creep silently but with the POTENTIAL to be involved, but I clearly can't wait more than a day for a confirmation email. So I forced my way in with the skeleton key that is facebook. Huzzah impatience. Also HATS.)

This game. This thread. THESE DISCUSSIONS. THESE FEELINGS.

I have never heard of this genre before this forum, but colour me massively, massively entertained already. And the people here seem nice.

... right? D: RIGHT?! D8

Welcome, I guess, then? Glac my hat-liness has created sort-of-delurkers.
And we're nice, as long as... well...

You'll fit in just fine.

Also, Layton-hat and Sherlock-hat are being added. Seeing as this is HAT-oful, they can be more teachers or something in true High School for Hats fashion.

AND THANK, RANDISSENPAI. //click click
Now I can stop stealing this thread haha. Back to pirates, then, I guess.
ARRRRR.

HAT PARTAY~

Too bad I ain't got any awesome hats to share...

RANDISSENPAI. Okay, my life is complete I need nothing else.

Also, welcome, KitabiKeera. As stated before, you'll fit right in. We're a friendly bunch, if a bit eccentric.

I seem to attract nothing but friendly eccentrics (ranging between VERY eccentric and VERY friendly) in all walks of life, so I think I'll feel very much at home here.

I also seem to attract people who feel compelled to destroy my innocence so this doesn't bode well.

NEVERTHELESS. Aw, these welcomes.

Welcome, welcome!

I do beg you to watch out for our resident yanderes, though.
They seem nice enough on the surface, but will eat your face and use your intestines as necklaces if given the chance.

EDIT:

May I recommend you the Sweet Pool LP? Sweet Pool is a really fluffy Visual Novel about young love. It's a really sweet game that will not in any way crush your innocence, nope, not at all, not in a million years.
Pay no mind to the thread's actual title, the LPer was just feeling mischievous that day.

MariPanda, did I told you how much I love you ? cause I do.



I love you very, very much. HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I advise you to be careful around me, though, for I may or may not be one of our resident yanderes as well.
You see, while you may think that in the attached picture, the cat represents you, you can never be too sure in this forum.

Just warning you.

Because you know.

And I certainly don't want anyone touching my growing collection of intestine necklaces.

Have my like. If you were a gettable character, I would romance you.

Oh dear. I'm not good at determining when people aren't nice. Looks like I'm appropriate for this genre, though. ... ahah, I'm going to die, aren't I?

IIIII... think I'll give this kind reccommendation a miss, thank you all the same. Although, I've looked at some other titles without opening the threads yet, and there's apparently a Phantom of the Opera game?

... I don't. There's nobody TO. Just the two. HOW. ... unless that means the Daroga is an option which would be wonderful? But then what on earth is next? Cyrano de Bergerac: The Visual Novel? The Hunchback of Notre Dame? The Three Musket- okay, I can sort of see that one happening. Les Miserables? ... okay, maybe that one too.

ANIMAL FARM?!

You're probably safer not clicking that, really. LOTSA triggery stuff. And from what my local PotO nerd says, it's not very canon either. (Doesn't stop me lurking)

Hello, welcome abroad to our little paradise full of surprise!!

Hope you'll like it here 8D or we'll make you do /shot

Oh, and seeing as we aren't pirate, and this IS a dating game...
HAPPY SAINT DWYNWEN'S DAY, EVERYONE!
...
That's basically Valentine's Day for Welsh people. ALL THE LOVE FOR EVERYONE AND ALL THE HAREM ROUTES---

I'm sure my collection of jewelry made with human organs would be a thoroughly discussed feature of my route.

1984!

tl;dr: No matter what you choose, you'll always end up in Big Brother's path.

Because how can you resist such a dashing gent?

OMG ANIMAL FARM AND 1984!!! I read those in my Lit classes, as well as Fahrenheit 451. I actually got to watch the movie of Animal Farm. It was weird....

Did you say The Three Musketeers? It ALREADY EXISTS. You are fem!D'Artagnan, and there's something about super-powerful-wish-granting magic item. Your choice of guys are the three musketeers, Treville, Rochefort, and Richelieu (yes, the cardinal Richelieu, except he's not a cardinal in this otome game).

About the Phantom. Your guys are Erik, Raoul, Philippe, Firmin (as in the manager, feel free to scream), and Remy (the manager's secretary/assistant/whatever). Daroga is in the game, but he's sadly non romance-able (which is a shame because he's hot). It is so NOT canon, there's some crazy assassin involved in the story somehow and I don't even know what was that all about, Erik's deformity is so LAME it makes the one in the movie with Gerard Butler look like a monster from hell by comparison, Christine has a long-lost brother for some reason, and the Angel of Music is....is... is... Er, can I say that it makes me envision Erik doing a Sailor Moon style transformation? O____O

I can't. I just stopped breathing for a minute from laughing too hard, I'm sure of it. That's just... my GOODNESS that's glorious and I'd give you all my love if I wasn't afraid what you'd do with it, so rather than submit to you I'll just run away thanks. But that is marvellous.

It really was bizarre. But I do think it would be quite hilarious, if rather scarring, as an actual game. Probably something in the vein of the pigeon game, with farm animals. And on Boxer's route you can try to save him from the glue factory. Not that it'd help because Animal Farm is unrelenting and unforgiving. The only happy end is probably when you manage to kill/drive out the pigs and take over the farm in a benevolent democracy. Which will probably end badly.

I WAS JOKING. D8 Dammit, world. Well... aside from the female D'Artagnan I suppose there is at least SOME logic to making a game like that (wish granting magical item? There goes the logic SOARING out the window), but... but Phantom... I just don't...

I suppose I would understand if it was played as a 'horror/suspense' sort of game. Kind of. The fact that Christine has the options you mentioned DOES makes me want to scream. Goodness, I've already got the creeps. And long-lost brother? Please don't tell me he turns out to be the crazy assassin or something. OR IS IT THE DAROGA? Since they won't let you romance him? Which is a damned shame because I always liked him.