Let’s Play Pirates in Love, because booty jokes never get old!

Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by tsukamaete, Sep 15, 2012.

  1. Reader of Books I Pretty Much Live Here


    Anyway, I vote A. It's the in-game truth.
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  2. MariPanda Had Grief Title, Admin Thought Better Of It

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  3. Reader of Books I Pretty Much Live Here

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  4. Petalite Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Maybe his family name is Morgan?

    Or:
    Wench: So Kaptin, what is your real name?
    Kaptin: I was Morgan before and I'll still be Morgan.
    Wench: Oh, come on, I'm really curious. I won't tell anyone.
    Kaptin: Um, I meant my name actually is Morgan. Our parent's were incredibly lazy.
  5. AnonyMiss47 BERSERKER

    Yay! Voting time! Though I do think that we're a strong independent wench who don't need no man, I feel like that will just send Cap'n spiraling into a neverending pit of emo-ness that will render him even more useless. SOOOOOO, let's stroke his ego (and other parts if he asks us to) for a bit and go with:

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  6. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I agree. =/ C it is.
  7. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

  8. Sedrine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    C, for reasons stated above.

    Actually it would be kind of funny if Morgan and his brother were both named Morgan. Their parents were probably like, "This way, we'll never have to worry about mixing up their names and it will be much less confusing! Ho ho ho." *clinking of wine glasses*. In fact, their parents were probably drunk when naming them (and Morgan and Morgan must have inherited their parents' drinking habits).
  9. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Headcanon accepted.
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  10. Petalite Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  11. Drops of Jupiter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I kinda want a mixture of B and C?! Something along the lines of "Honestly? Look at your life, look at your choices .. it's obvious that I can't leave you alone! Plus I am the Captain of the harem boat now – see the hat?! - so stop being such an idiot and join us again. There's still plenty of room in the harem!"

    Then again - A is probably the right answer isn't it? But eh, I don't care .. I vote C - because after all, we have seen in this route, it is clear that Cap'n would be lost without Wench, so why not tell him that? And after all this is over we're gonna make it clear to him that Wench is now the Captain of the Serious Pirates and there's nothing he can do about it ;)

    But yeah, I hate how Voltage kind of tricked us? I guess we all thought this would be the "fun" route - and Cap'n is even totally flirty with you in other routes but in hiw own he's just kind of emo and an idiotic coward that runs away from his problems? I am disappoint! Oh well ..
  12. Cinder Hivemind Coordinator

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    I'm voting for B, because this angsty Captain doesn't deserve Wench's fawning over him! (Yet).



    I totally agree with this. I really hope his behavior improves soon. Or else Wench will have to find comfort from Alan and his beautiful hat.
  13. Otome_junkie Elitist Negative Nancy

    I vote C. We couldn't leave him because he is a moron and can't survive without us...........and booze.
  14. d_a_renoir Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Seconded/Thirded/fourthed/whatever. Alan's route was like this, but then again, he was ALWAYS a crybaby coward so it's more understandable.
    Kaptein... um. For some reason I find the whole "emo guy puts on happy mask to hide his feelings" annoying.
  15. HimochiIsAwesome Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    C, because... I-it's not like we wanted to save you, we just know you'd probably starve to death or get yourself killed! And then... and then Thomas will cry! >3<
  16. Phenixmirage Elitist Negative Nancy

    Y'know, I'm probably reading too much into this game, but... Cap'n character analysis time!

    It's pretty obvious at this point that Cap'n hasn't gotten over losing his brother. Having to assume his identity is probably just constant salt on the wound. He uses booze and women as a crutch to keep the pain at bay as well as maintain this facade of the boisterous, devil-may-care Pirate King. It works well enough that he himself buys into it.

    Then Wench arrives on the scene. She gets him to promise to stop the drinking and the whoring (cold-turkey no less) and because he is a Man of Honor he sticks to his word (despite some whining). That's where the facade starts to crack. He becomes more erratic. Wench's trouble-magnet nature is inadvertently picking at old wounds because he's falling/fallen for her and he's afraid of losing someone that close again.

    So...

    Here we are, faced with this sad, shipwreck of a man. But we shall save him. *dramatic music swells* We have the power. For we are Wench, Otome Protagonist, and nothing can stand before the power of our LOVE!

    *music crecendos, flowers burst into bloom, old men weep, etc*

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    ...

    Ok, I'm done. *bows*
  17. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    That was beautiful.
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  18. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Why can't we like more than once?
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  19. Reader of Books I Pretty Much Live Here

    That was so perfect and beautiful and I am adopting it into my headcanon. ;v;
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  20. HimochiIsAwesome Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I think you used up the thread's awesomeness quota in one post.
    Potato.
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  21. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    You say that like potatoes AREN'T awesome.
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  22. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I have a quote stored somewhere on how Potatoes are a more romantic gift than flowers. Anyone wanna see it?
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  23. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Does this even need to be asked?
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  24. HimochiIsAwesome Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    What Randissenpai said.
    ...
    Did we just change the topic from beautiful interpretations of character to potatoes.
  25. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Alright then!! This is the whole quote;

  26. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

  27. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Yes, yes we did. That is what we do. It was your fault anyways.
  28. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Just a typical day on a BrokenForum thread!

    And damn, potatoes ARE awesome.
  29. d_a_renoir Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  30. Petalite Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Hey wait, Kaptin doesn't look drunk and he isn't acting like his drunk self... did he keep his promise even when he thought he'd never see us again?
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  31. Reader of Books I Pretty Much Live Here

    Morgan may be a pirate, but he keeps his promises. <3
  32. groundedsidhe Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    A. We've already cried all over him, might as well continue in the same vein. There's no salvaging our pride at this point
  33. Phenixmirage Elitist Negative Nancy

    If he hasn't I'll be pretty disappointed! XD

    I'm glad you guys liked my little analysis, btw. (*ノ▽ノ)

    I have this craving for baked potatoes now....
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  34. purplevelvet Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    yay, despite the 2 horribles days without connection, I'm here on time to vote, and
    B cause we are member of a crew and :p
  35. apocalypse Oh, Come On

    This response kind of feels like: 'Captain, we don't care about you but it just so happens that the Sirus is a complete wreck without you so we let everyone drag us along to rescue you.' Then again it shows more 'We are NOT impressed with your emo phase'. Is anyone else having conflicting thoughts on this matter? :/

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    Sneaking this in, don't kill me.
  36. NeverMore He Hate Me

    Lets go with C, because apparently when left to his own overly emotional devices Captain nearly destroys the world. What a bunch of
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  37. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    NeverMore, may I ask who that is on your icon? He looks so familiar.... Then again, a number of anime guys look familiar to me.
  38. NeverMore He Hate Me

    Its Oreki Houtarou from Hyouka. His bedhead is hillarious. BTW, I like your Medicine Seller icon. =)
  39. Syncronicity Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Oh! That anime! I remember on one of the threads I'm watching, I don't remember which, that they started talking about Eru when someone brought up a picture of her, and I needed to look her up and I found it. It didn't catch my interest, but I remember what the characters look like.
  40. NeverMore He Hate Me

    Hyouka sounds like a pretty generic show on paper but I would highly recommend it. The artwork is glorious and the characters are really charming. It was definitely my favorite anime from the 2012 Spring season.