Inspired by Sparky I'm going to try crocheting. Unlike learning to knit I don't have a childrens book from Toys R Us so I'm doing this the old fashioned way: random internet pictures and videos. These are my tools. I borrowed them from bigfoot so they're blurry After two false starts I concentrate on holding the yarn looser So ummm...here it is. Oh the tail is 426 yards long. You know, like all crochet projects...yeah... I did it! Then I redid it because I forgot to count. At least I haven't...haven't...sewn my sleeve to my...my pants... Second rooooooow! Second roooooo-oooo-o-o-o! I somehow lost two stitches. Ignore that second part and just enjoy the sweet guitar solo the first part should have built right in if you're good looking enough to hear it. Third row. I lost another one! Somewhere there's an old lady crocheting who can't figure out where the extra stitch came from. I'm using the internet so it can't be me or my methodology. I'm gonna pick this up when I have a square or a rectangle (which, I suspect, is just a long square. That is just a guess though.) Next time: how did I crochet my sleeve to my pants???