Let's Answer: Quizilla Quizzes

I managed to resist the urge for a whole weekend.

I blame you.
So very hard.
Just so you know.

The password is "broken."
(or at least it's supposed to have a password)

Donmai
The plans I have...oh the plans I have...!

Where is part two?!

While you wait, you could read this ib fan fic.
I think this is my favorite part:

"Constuctive (sp?) Critisim (sp?) is much apprectated as with spelling and grammar help."

Yes, I suppose it would be.

Oh, my favourite part was when the author said "Flames will be used to burn kittens.". And it was also as far as I read, before I noticed a hefty section describing her OC and closed the tab in panic.

Oh dear god.

Yeah, I suppose you could call that not so great.

The only thing better than when (sp?) is used within the text is when it isn't.

I'll be sure to do that, thanks. You right suchh grate storees (sp?)!

Huh, that doesn't look too

WHAT GOD NO WHY

Oh! ...Whew.

Fuck it. Official shitty Quizilla fan fic mst thread now.

When I inevitably kill myself as the result of reading one too many of these...things...you will find the phrase "Show don't tell" written over and over on my wall in blood.

The Epic Love Story continues.

You sure about that?

Garry has a job? Garry's been through college?

"I'm going to go on a journey that will probably end with me finding out that the last person I ever loved is dead! This is the happiest day of my life! :D"

He's an art teacher, hun. I'm not sure what you expected.

I don't know, Garry. What is with a thumbtack?

Garry: the pinnacle of responsibility. Also, it'll be super easy to get you into a public high school, even though you were probably declared dead long ago and thus have no record of ever existing in this country and no, wait, I've exceeded my time spent thinking about this fanfic, sorry.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID I'm so sorry

What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment,
I laid eyes on you...

Alas, the story of Marilyn and Garry ended here. Truly a love story for the ages.

JACQUELLE, YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU RAPSCALLION YOU
CHAPTER 2

All evidence to the contrary.

This didn't involve any goals, pantries, or highschool. You spout filthy lies, author.

This is all so very interesting. Maybe next you can spend a few paragraphs placidly brewing some chamomile tea, that'd be fun.

Your glasses were black? Is this gonna be like the average Mary Sue's kaleidoscope eyes, but with some rainbow colored sunglasses? I mean, it's in italics so you must want us to notice it. And nice use of British spelling an entirety of once in this entire story. Really makes you look classy and honourable.

Seriously, this shit reads more like a police report than a piece of fiction. But I guess working as an art teacher excuses his god awful spelling. Nice job author, it must've been really difficult for you to get into character.
This is apparently pretty difficult to do at 3:30 in the morning. I seem to be summoning more tired rage than snark, maybe I'll try again later.
Edit: What I really like about this story is that Garry the art professor was almost definitely going to have sex with the girl he is taking care of and putting through high school. That is totally acceptable and not creepy at all.

I AM TOTALLY A RAPSCALLION
THAT IS WHAT I AM

Her OC info says she's sixteen. Sixteen! I mean, that's about how old I think of real Garry as being, but Pervy Art Teacher Garry must be at the very least 22.

It would not be appropiate fanfiction if it didn't involve creepy-as-shit undertones, would it.

10 bucks says this girl is 16 and has a crush on her art teacher.

THAT FIC.

Though, at one point, I misread it and thought she said her mother died TWICE.

I refuse to believe that the author is sixteen! What would that mean for the fate of humanity!

She's in Highschool!

... Let me weep in a corner for a while.

Agreed~ Most likely twelve or thirteen! That's when I wrote 16-year-old wish fulfillment protagonists, anyway; Always around three or four years older than I am, and even now I use college-aged characters when writing serious works, and characters my own age when I want to make it absolutely clear that these people are flawed. Characters tend to be older than the author when it comes to preteen fanfiction since they find their own lives boring but cling to the belief that their social lives will change dramatically once they enter the real world, the real world meaning high school. I mean, seriously, high school, high school everywhere. College is where characters go when their shows get cancelled.

And on a borderline related note, Romancing Mr. Garry Part 2 is on its way and it's all your fault you guys

Edit: Oh gee I sure hope this link works because I had to retype this dang thing three times.
Edit2: CUUUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUU QUIZILLAAAAAAAAA

While you wait for that, why not read another horrible, thrice-damned quiz about friendship (sparkle glitter shiny)?

I like how the author assumes her text lingo laden quiz is a good guide to whether or not you should ditch your friend. That's not presumptuous.
Man, I never bomb tests. The sun rises, the tides roll in, and I get academic awards. Option two chosen because ice cream.
I dunno, I'd probably drink while his Mormon ass stays designated driver and we play Stubbs the Zombie.

Because anyone who insults you ever is obviously incapable of being a good friend. Not like people need to be taken down a couple pegs from time to time (consider this permission to say HORRENDOUS THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER)
He once got people in middle school to believe that I had punched a shark to death. He's *sniff* the best friend a man could ask for.
OK, author, you really need to stop trying to be cute with your answers. You are not good at it. And stop with the random caps lock. THAT IS MY THING YOU HUSSY.
I like how every single one of these ends with a smiley face. It feels like they're staring at me with their soulless little pixel eyes.

Oh man, the stories I could tell you. Suffice it to say that those uruk-hai are never attacking my house again. Really though, how many fights do preteen girls get in? Or are these less fist fights than they are catty bitch outs? Wait, I think I answered my own question.
He'd have some pretty valid criticisms were I to wear a wedding dress.
Turns out his secrets are kinda boring. Mormons man, they never do anything fun.
Which is why someday, I will have to destroy him. Also, I'm starting to feel that the author generally has shitty friends.

Anytime someone writes *sweatdrop* in the middle of a sentence, god cancels Firefly again. Lets see the results:
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To sum up, this quiz says that I love my friend and should never let him go. I'm pretty sure it's encouraging me to seduce him. Well, if Quizilla asks me too:

Gurl, you can't resist

I don't get the puppy question.

What does a person's preference for cats or dogs say about the fact that a person is a good friend or not? My best friend is deathly scared of dogs, even puppies, and surrounds herself with cats.

I've just given up on trying to understand these.
Also, I just noticed this:

Greenshot. Just use this and upload the screenshots to imgur/photobucket/whatever.

Thanks. I'm rubbing my hands in anticipation right now...So many quizzes to mock, so little time.

Then godspeed, brave warrior. And know that if the quizzes take from you your sanity, if they take from you your very soul, your bravery shall still have earned you a place in Valhalla amongst the glorious dead and that I will see you there shortly.

YESSS YESSS That's what she said MUHUHAHAHAH!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry. ...<3

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Well that explains the elderberries....

Well, let's try this

WHAT TYPE OF SEA CREATURE ARE YOU!



I'm not even going to ask how the ice cream relates to sea creatures in any way, at all.
But that's an interesting choice of word: colors? Not even flavors, colors???
And it doesn't even hold brown, the color of chocolate!



Again, not too sure what this has to do with sea creatures.
I just listed all the instruments I'm currently playing.



I value intelligence above all else.
I love playing in water. If I'm at the beach, I'll never get out unless someone else literally drags me out.



And according to that quiz, I'm a dolphin.
Yeah.
I'm not too sure how half those questions related to this particular result, but, hey, I'm happy with it.

What, no Monty Python?

There is always Monty Python. Always.

I'm late to the party, but I couldn't resist taking this.


Higure Anghel


Likes: Manga.
Dislikes: The crimson stain upon his soul.


Oh..! does this perhaps mean I should stop jumping through windows so frequently?

Behold Quizilla's most terrifying tag.

And I'm laying claim to this quiz/story in that tag.

It will happen, and it will be so painful beautiful. The description piques my interest.

EDIT:


Why did this show up in the pregnaut tag if it's that's not one of the tags the user gave it?

And more importantly, none of these people are J Beebs. You, browniebabe22, are a liar.


Who cares about vampires? You lied.

I want my shoddily written Beiber fanfiction.

Screw Edgar Allan Poe. Browniebabe22 is the true master of horror.

Too bad we'll never know what she's truly capable of. Her honeyed lies have denied us a great amusement this day.

Faiure Hero here to save the day! Would you prefer a weaboo one shot of Justin Bieber or a multi chapter affair?
Edit: There's no pregnancy, sure, but good lord are these terrible.

*insert "Why can't we have both?" gif of your choosing here*

Seeing as I'm bedridden, I'll probably end up doing both.

I love J Beebs. Not because of his music, which I can't stand, but because the older he gets, the more apparent it is he shouldn't dress himself.

Oh lord the first one is horrendous. If I didn't have extensive My Immortal training, my brain would be broken right now.

And get better, Ebobs. :(

I may or may not have read that as 'Eboobs'. <_< >_>

I need help reacting to something.

Here's some of her poetry:

I...uh...have no words for this thing I'm seeing.

I'm surprised you made it that far; I couldn't get past the first line. <_<

OBVIOUSLY, you don't understand the AMAZING preteen angsty kawaii soul and cannot APPRECIATE the true mastery she presents.

(I'm highly interested in "what emo hair is more yew".

Dictionary.com's first definition of yew:

any of several evergreen, coniferous trees and shrubs of the genera Taxus and Torreya, constituting the family Taxaceae, of the Old World, North America, and Japan, having needlelike or scalelike foliage and seeds enclosed in a fleshy aril.

Fun fact (depending on your definition of fun)- Yew was the main type of wood used in English longbows. One of the reasons guns caught on so quickly was that the English loved their longbows so much that they cut down almost every yew tree in the British Isles and couldn't produce any more. No I don't have a joke for this. Fuck you, that was interesting.
Anyway, I've decided get through this the same way I did My Immortal: Drinking game! Take a shot whenever there's a misspelling or smiley face.

So that's...twelve in the first part, assuming you include the misspelled smiley faces (C,: is incorrect, right? Kids today with their lolcats and their yolos, I never understand them).
I have nothing to say about the first question other than "Blue?!?"
Women In Black sounds like an interracial lesbian porno. Wait...why didn't I choose that one? I retroactively choose the pornography.

Eight. Maybe I shouldn't do this before school.
I sure do hate those boys. Always dumping me and, I don't know, farting or some shit. What do preteen girls complain about?
Just gonna pass the phrasing of the question and go straight to saying that I believe your mother and father must have been supremely stupid to have created you.
Dr. Pepper.

Ten.
Did you know KFC no longer serves popcorn chicken in Las Vegas? It's a fucking travesty.
The Good Guys is a show I watch that I will SHAMELESSLY WHORE until other people watch it. It has explosions and buddy cops! Anyway, lets see what I got.

With one more shot here, that brings us to...
31 shots. I'll get right on that.