Let's break Kaimeanogo with *:･ﾟ✧Pokemon Black*:･ﾟ✧

That was absolutely terrifying!
Snivellus fell to his knees, wheezing. I ran up to him and scooped him up in my arms. One more hit and I would have lost him forever. "Don't worry,Snivellus, I won't ever let that happen again." I ran as fast as I could before Bianca stopped me in my tracks.

I'm sorry Bianca but I don't have time for this right now.
....except she wouldn't let me pass her until I said yes.

I have 2 and so do they, ok guys I think we're done here. I'm going now.

You do that. Bye.



Not pictured here: Steve's murderous rage.
Juniper tells us that she's waiting in front of the pokemon center, and she probably said something else but I was too angry to hear her. When the call ended I ran as fast as I could, looking for the pokemon center.
I spotted Juniper and ran towards her.
Hey, Snivellus is injured really badly so can we leave the chatting for later?

Indeed, now move.


Really? I had absolutely no idea!

I would feel better if you would move out of the way and let me heal my dying pokemon!
She takes me up to nurse joy and tells me to heal my pokemon, finally!

And Bianca tags along. Yay now Snivellus is ok <3
Apparently we aren't done yet since Juniper continues to give me a tour of the center, yeah I think I could have figured it out myself. Before she leaves she tells me to meet some lady named Fennel when I get to Striaton City, dually noted.

Jeez pokemon centers look high tech. I am so used to pokemon centers just having a single stovetop Nurse Joy heals pokemon on.

They got a complete overhaul in B/W. And the gym designs are really cool too.

Oh okay.

Now I'm all conflicted because this is further than I got I started playing Platinum for my LP and SoulSilver because I CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE TEAM OF EEVEELUTIONS and I don't want spoilers but I want to follow the LP.

>Eeveelution team

I jelly. ):

If you're good at the games in the Game Corner in SoulSilver/HeartGold, you can buy as many Eevees as you want for 6666 coins each. So then it's just a question of finding the proper stones.

Bianca stays behind to buy pokeballs and potions.

Looks like something's going on over there. I'll check it out later.

Training time! Let's put on some appropriate music.


I healed up my pokemon and went to the room I shared with Bianca. She was fiddling with her pokeballs and I was playing poker with Snivellus. The silence was broken by Bianca's voice."I wonder where Cheren is?" I looked at her. "He isn't in his room?" She shook her head. He may be rude at times, but he was closer to Bianca than I was. "Oh yeah, there was something going on outside but I didn't check it out. Want me to go look?" She nodded. I grabbed my bag. Snivellus hopped into my arms, and I ran outside.

There he is! I went to ask Cheren what was going on but was drowned out by a loud voice.

Hello, Ghetsis.

"Today, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to talk to you about Pokemon liberation."
I looked down at Snivellus who seemed just as confused as I was.

"that have come to live together because we want and need each other. However...is that really the truth? Have you ever considered that perhaps we humans...only assume that this is the truth? Pokemon are subject to the selfish commands of trainers..."


Snivellus huffed. "Poppycock!"

"They are living beings that contain unknown potential. They are living beings from who we humans have much to learn." I stopped paying attention after a while. Snivellus looked angry.

And then they left.

I hope they didn't decide to go home...

Everyone was in an uproar over what Ghetsis had said. "Master, don't listen to that Ghetsis guy. I would hate to be taken away from you." I smiled down at Snivellus. You're such a sweetie <3
"Oh, hey Steve." I turned around and found Cheren looking at me. "About what that guy was saying..." He was interrupted by another voice.

Excuse you, sir. We are trying to have a conversation over here--

I don't believe we've met before?

Who, Snivellus? He was saying how much he loves and adores being my pokemon, yes <3

Cheren did not seem to like ???

Is it? But I talk to Snivellus and Gulliver all the time. Does that make me weird?


Well, I don't know about Cheren but I sure can.


N gave me a weird look
You can't judge me. Your name is a letter!

Cheren explains how we were recruited by the professor to complete the pokedex. I don't see why you had to go and explain all that to somebody we don't even know.
Oh. He only wanted to brag. You are so conceited. N didn't like that answer.
"The pokedex, huh? So...you're going to confine many, many Pokemon in Pokeballs for that, then."
Well when you say it like that anything sounds terrible.
"I'm a trainer, too, but I can't help wondering..."

How about we ask them?

I don't like the way you said my name. Were you laughing?

Bring it.

N x Steve forever <3

You mean SteveN?

N was actually give a "real" name. It's almost impossible not to laugh at it. Linking to his Bulbapedia Article because I can't figure out spoiler tags.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/N

[Spoiler=your spoiler name here]Spoiler goes here[/spoiler]

So like

Thank you!

On topic, could I be a Gothita, Larvesta, Cottonee, or Frillish? Assuming you encounter one you can catch. If not, anything else works too.

That's...a little bit creepy.

I'm really worried about this line. Mind out of the gutter.
Snivellus said I'm awesome and that he won't ever leave me <3 Does that answer your question about whether pokemon are happy or not?

What.

And then he left.

Yeah, I'm not sure I know how to feel about him. Oh well, it's not like I'll ever see him again or anything.

Cheren says that he's going on ahead to Striaton City and to tell Bianca not to worry. When I went back and told her, she grabbed her stuff and said that she was going on ahead. Huh, did I miss something?

I think N should stop smoking the tall grass.

Sure, noted.

In case I didn't say already, I'd like to be a pokemon as well.

GOING FULL TILT RANDOM!

I'm not going to request to self-insert myself in this game, but a Pokémon named Zelda would be awesome. <3

If you can find a really austere-looking one, it'd be great if you could name it Javert!

I already have one in mind for yours then :D I just hope I run into it.

Wait, are we doing Pokemon self-inserts? I want to be a Pokemon self-insert. Pick something annoying and preachy.

(They told me I could be anything. So I became... a Pokemon. Pika pika, mother fucker.)

Can you name the most fabulous one you find Pegasus, please? :)

But of course, dahling.

He shall serve you well. Just keep him away from bridges, water and NEVER mock the Law. Or the Lawr.

I'd ask to be a Pokemon, but... I'm already in the game. <3

As long as we're doing this, naming one fist robot (probably NSFW) would be pretty sweet.
Continue that horrid machine's legacy!

This is true <3 You also happen to be the most terrifying congratulations :D

In the morning, I decided to do a bit of exploring before heading out to route 2.


A hero ey? That sounds like more of a fairytale than anything else. With Snivellus and Gulliver rested up and eager for some training, I took my first steps onto route 2.


I can't go anywhere without getting called, can I?


Oh no, not her. How did she get my number?


If you want to talk to me why would you hang up? I turned off the Xtransceiver and put it back in my bag.




How did you find me? Were you following me?

She handed me a box. I didn't want whatever it was that she was giving me, but I opened it anyway. Inside were a new pair of shoes.

Awesome, maybe I can finally get away from you with these. Her expression darkened. She looked up at the sky, as if she were remembering something.


She paused before finally saying somewhere.
Then I remembered. There was a room in our house that I was never allowed to go into. Once I tried to sneak inside. After that...augh I can't remember. She suddenly put a hand on my shoulder.

Her grip tightened on my shoulder, making me wince. What did she mean by that? She smiled at me and kissed my cheek. I stood there looking at her back as she walked back to Accumula. I didn't move for a long time.

Steve's face matches us all at that moment.

I walked through the tall grass looking for a new partner.

That's not nice Purrloin. But I shant be fooled by your cuteness!

Perfect name~ Fancy french feline, get!

Oh and since I forgot to show these off last time:

Yay~ But we should probably train Fontaine a bit before we battle anybody.

*:･ﾟ✧One Short Training Montage Later *:･ﾟ✧

Except I wasn't even looking in your direction. ಠ_ಠ


That doesn't even make sense.

I guess so.
After that last battle I decided I should get to Striaton and heal up my pokemon.


Let's not. See, Fontaine got hurt in that last battle and his HP is less than half. But after I heal up we can battle all you want, ok?

And that's fantastic but I already told you that my pokemon are hurt!

Alright, let's get this over with fast.




And you're a terrible friend for wanting to battle me when my pokemon were weak!



And then she was gone. She better not do that again. Let's get you guys healed up and then go challenge the gym leader!

But first

Let's explore the town!

Thanks.



Aww, how cute :3



Oh. Does that mean you're a masochist?



I really hope that isn't true.



Why not?



Fennel, you say? Wasn't I supposed to meet somebody by that name? Ok, enough exploring let's go to the gym!



Yup. Move aside, I'm fired up for that badge!


What kind of gym leader just leaves the gym? Ugh, I don't have a choice do I? I'll go train a bit more before finding him.


That sounds like a good place to train. Let us be off then! To the Dreamyard!

I love how omnious 'never truly alone' sounds like a threat when Mom says it.

I'd like to be a pokemon too, please! Useful, cute...whatever is fine by me!

You know, something that really bugs me about B/W is how much it holds your hand. It won't even let you challenge the first gym until the game hands you a Pokemon with a type advantage and spells out very clearly how to use it (and then quizzes you on it!) Kids today are so spoiled; I remember picking Charmander at the beginning of Pokemon Red and being horrified when Brock wiped the floor with me. Bah.

I picked Charmander, too, but I did it knowing what I was doing to myself due to the anime. And I never realized Mankey were nearby... so I evolved him to Charmeleon and it went okay.

The point is that Pokemon used to be sink-or-swim, survival of the fittest. Ain't nobody gonna warn you that you're walking into a rock slide zone, they chuck a boulder at you! Kids today, with their tiers and their EV training and their helpful NPCs and their GameFAQs and their friends...

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE