Let's break Kaimeanogo with *:･ﾟ✧Pokemon Black*:･ﾟ✧

All of the world was in monochrome, every Wednesday was a rerun of Mondays, and we had to hack our birth certificate in RUNES.

Game balance? What are you, some kind of sissy? Psychic was king of the pack and nobody messes with Mewtwo! You see that fucker in a link battle, you shut off the game, punch the other player and run.

I'm not going to be using the pansear they give us. It's going to go in the box to never be used again, sorry pansear.

Actually, I sorta want to jump on this. Everyone remember Pirikachu? :D

You do it. You know you must.

I support any and all pokemon threads. Just make sure to tell me when it's up <3

VaticanCameos claimed it, for when more of the other Pokémon games are done.

Curses. Sorry, Pirikachu, your time will come eventually.

We still have Pokémon Red, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, White, Black 2, and White 2, plus all the spin-off games.

Hmmm... But it's just not the same. xD My pikachu in yellow has always been Pirikachu, ever since I came up with the 'sona. Because even without Pirikachu's classy hat, that pikachu's got sass.

EDIT: You know, speaking of let's plays, I should probably go and revive my Frozen Essence LP and actually get somewhere with romancing Rune. -_-;;; Mein gott, you guys are so distracting.

I'll be doing blue rescue team after black~ Dunno about black 2 since I haven't even beaten it yet(has been making pokemon movies for days).

I played this game long time ago so I don't remember many things, but you can catch Munna in that place right? I want to be Munna~

I bring to you an offering in the form of a related video:

Original


I liked the parody and I liked Himawari's voice but her singing was a bit odd in some part, I prefer the original song, yes I preferred Miku childish robotic singing over Himawari, or maybe I like the original more because GUMI <33

It's cute how Himawari rolls her Rs, but I actually like the vocaloid-version, too. (In my opinion the robotic voices fit the song better - which is strange, as I usually prefer the utaite-covers...)
Oh, yeah: GUMI <3 I agree

Edelweiss.
DON'T MAKE ME GUILTY.
I LIKE PIRIKACHU DANGIT.
;_;
*huddles back in lurking corner*

I've finally caught up to this run!

Also, when I got up to this point:

All I see from the youtube clip is Finn's horrified face and static.

VIDE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FINN D8

Nah, fair's fair~ You called it, you can play it first. I guess the forum will just have to deal with two let's plays of Yellow. :o I won't do it at the same time as you though, just so I'm not stepping on any toes. And I'm so glad Pirikachu is so well liked! :'D

This doesn't look very dream-like.




What the hell?



You think so? I mean I am pretty good.




Bring it, joey! Huh, I feel like I've seen you before. Do you happen to be related to the guy with the top percentage rattata, by any chance?



They did their best. Mine were just a lot stronger.



Who wants to know?



She asks me if I want to take the panpour she has, and I say no. I don't need your charity!



How about I don't? People these days giving away free pokemon just when you need them. The nerve!


What? This is it? I can't even go into the grass and get a new partner! Ugh fine I guess I'll go find the gym leader.

What's this mean? Oh well. I'm taking a detour to wherever this left area leads. Maybe I can find a new partner.



Yay~ I don't even see the point of buying them when I just keep finding them.



Well the gym leader is playing hide and seek what did you expect? Anyway, I'll just be on my way. I want to catch a new pokemon k thanks.



For your information, I've won every single battle I have been in thus far. And that's like, eight. That's plenty of experience if you ask me.



Then he just stood there blocking my path. I'm starting to hate this city. You could have at least told me where the trainer school is! I've been everywhere and I haven't even seen it!



Oh. Don't give me that look Snivellus, I can't be bothered to read every single sign I see.



B button? Don't ask me, Gulliver. I think this kid's been playing too many video games.



I guess so.



Really? You just told me the answer.

I'm starting to question what kind of pokemon school this is. I mean, if you just go around handing out the answers how do I know that any of you are qualified to raise pokemon?



Well you did give me the answer, but ok. Never look a gift ponyta in the mouth.

Where's the gym leader? I don't see any gym leader here. Oh hey, it's Cheren! Maybe he knows where the gym leader is.

"You can surprise a Pokémon."

"Haha, surprise! No physical maturity for you!"

Excuse me, hellooo.



Hey Cheren, I don't mean to interrupt you while you study or whatever but um, do you know where the gym leader is?



That is what I just said, yes.



Like hell I did! I'll go back to the gym and see if he's there then. See ya.



I really don't want to but since you asked nicely, fine.



I don't mean to be rude or anything but can we get this done today? I don't want the gym leader to disappear again.



Oh sure, now you care about not damaging other people's stuff.




And this conversations has absolutely nothing to do with this battle. Weren't you experimenting with items?



Of course.




That sounded like an insult.

You too, asshole.



Wow, people are clumsy. How many more free things will I find?



What? There's no way this guy passed me by without me noticing. I'm pretty sure he was just hiding in the gym. Made me look for him for nothing.



I'm Steve, and don't you dare laugh. Then of course he did. I really don't like you.



Why does everybody want to know?



Oh I get it, you're going to screw me over and use a fire type aren't you? Bring it! Snivellus doesn't afraid of anything!



All that's at the Dreamyard is the girl with the panpour. You don't think I can win without it, do you?

He didn't answer.



And then you just leave? What is wrong with the people in this city?!

I don't really like Steve's "friends".....

I have no idea what happened. It's like they became total jerks as soon as we left home. I'm not sure I like anybody at this point :(

I looked over my team: Snivellus, Gulliver, and Fontaine. "You hear that, guys? He doesn't think we can beat him without using that Panpour. I bet he scouted that girl to 'help' out trainers." Fontaine glared at the front of the gym doors. Snivellus closed his eyes and pondered. "I think we can pull it off. If Fontaine and I weaken the other Pokemon, Gulliver will be at full health when he sends out the fire type." I nodded. His plan made sense, and I knew that if they worked together they could win.
"Alright then, let's go."





They just love giving things out in this place!



So now we have the first puzzle. I guess you just step on the tile that is strong against what's on the curtains?



Bingo!



Puns? Oh, oh! I have a good one! I'm dishing out the hurt! Eh? Ehhh? No? Ok I'm sorry.



I try to spice things up a bit whenever I can.
Fontaine rolled his eyes. Oh, so he can do it but I can't?

"The specialty of Striaton Gym--"

Um. No thanks.



No, not really. I'll enjoy destroying your boss, though.

We're about to get all the wtf rage faces up in hurr, aren't we, Steve? C:

So there's three of you? That hardly seems fair.



I like you, Cress. You seem like a polite young man.



I don't like you, Cilan. You're going to be left with a real bitter taste in your mouth once I make you taste defeat!
Snivellus:



I don't care about the specifics. BATTLE!




I'm only the trainer you're going to battle. Far be it from to have any say in this!
I really dislike you, in fact I hate you more than Cilan. Does that make you happy?



Great. So that means I'm battling you, huh?





This may have actually worked out for the best. Look out, Chili, I'm not showing you any mercy.

Steve is fuming :D I'm not sure that is a good thing considering who her mom is.

Well, Steve's mom is more the 'quietly-wait-until-you're-close-enough-to-stab' angry person, so the fact that Steve is showing such vehemence is a good thing!
...I think.
...I hope.

Ah, Steve, Steve, Steve. Don't be mad at Chilli. Look at him. He's hot.
Yes, that pun was intended.

Vide probably always imagined her son by Baro would be named Steve....

We shall see about that.



"Ok Snivellus, you did your best! Return to your pokeball!" Snivellus shook his head. "I'm taking this guy down, even if I have to go down with him!" I watched in horror as both pokemon ran towards each other. I closed my eyes before I heard them clash. A high pitched yelp echoed through the air. When I opened my eyes Snivellus was propped on one knee, clutching at his chest.



"You idiot!" I ran towards him, pokeball clutched in my hand. I didn't give him the time to say anything else. I recalled him.



So you weren't even taking us seriously before? Is this a game to you? Of course it is.



Gulliver barely had any strength left but I didn't want to recall him. He can do it, I told myself over and over, he can take it down. I held my breath when Gulliver lunged himself at Pansear for the final blow.




You don't look very happy about that.





Perfect. Now that guy will finally let me pass!



That's convenient. Well, I'm tired of seeing your faces, except for you Cress you're a sweetheart, bye.



What now?

This is now canon. It's a girl? That doesn't matter, she'll learn to be a Steve!

Hey.



Oh yeah, she did say something like that. Lead the way.



Uh...sure...







That's nice, so uh, what did Juniper want you to give me?



Is...that...so? I uh, I have to go meet up with my friend so if you don't mind...




Yay! Thanks, I'll be going now byeee-


Of course you do.




You want dream what? What is it with the people in this damn City!?

Watch out, Kai. One minute you're talking to someone who "studies trainers", the next you're a head hooked up to wires in a dank basement.

The first thing she told me about Munna's smoke I thought it was going to be like cutting a Slowpoke code. You know, something evil.

And they don't even have puzzles anymore. And they don't even need to use Flash anymore, once you were screwed without it. You entered in a cave and everything was black, good luck trying to guess your way out. And no one told you what to do to do things. And if you wanted a Lapras, you had to go an a certain cave on a certain cave of a certain day, and you had to figure it out by yourself by talking to random NPCs while exploring a random cave! And there were a lot of caves!
And gym leaders didn't care about you, they just beat you and you had to save the day on your own!

And we had to walk 10 miles to the Pokémon center in the snow! Uphill both ways!

Blackthorn City.

We got The Official Pokémon Handbook and I remember nervously leafing through it to read about the Elite Four and imagine how I would fare against them... Lance terrified me.

Looking types up on the internet just doesn't have that charm.