Let's Do the Date Warp Again!

Be a gold digger! Follow Nathaniel!

- Follow Alben - I say.

WE CAN'T GO AFTER LINDS AND RAFAEL?! OH BOO!
Go after Nathan, then. He's half-decent.

I'm not attached to any of them yet, but for now I'd say go for Alben

Later, don't worry! There's plenty of opportunity to gain like points from all the guys.

SCREW BOYS. WE HAVE THE OPTION TO GO TO THE LIBRARY. BOOKS ENDING IS A GO!

Nathaniel! Which was almost my username here.

Somehow I just can't picture you as a Nathaniel.

Follow Bradley.

I say Nathanial because I like names that start with the letter N.

I'm curious about what Nathaniel's deal is, so I say we should follow Nathaniel.

THIIIIIS~

Which is to say Asshole Bradley.

Follow Alben.

Looks like we'll be following Nathaniel when I put up the next update.

In the meantime, presented without context:

yes, never forget your handcuffs when your invited somewhere.. Towel may be the first on the list, toothbrush and handcuffs are next :D

( as if Linds wasn't the most serious target here already, I mean: long hair, glasses, weird scientist.. I'm quite sure the "Handcuff without context" thing will just raise is popularity, you bunch of weirdos! :D)

I've read Fifty Shades. I'm traumatized about handcuffs and such for the next 6 months or so.

Sofalisa : let us weep in terror together. Oh the horror... the mighty horror !

I've seen people read it on youtube and I can't decide if it's the funniest thing ever or the most horrifying display of BDSM I have ever heard of.

I've just woke up from a nightmare: I was dreaming I was reading Fifty Shades Darker in comics. It was terrible.



Nope.
I won't ever read the sequel of this shit.

Sympathy like.

And, maybe cause, yeah... I laughed a bit :c

My mom forced me to buy the entire 50 Shades of Gray series for her. I didn't dare read any of it. Too busy with the manga I bought at the time. Also I vote.... Alben. I guess. There is a part of me that like him.

This is the part where I rejoice that my mom can't read english so I'm saved from her ever reading 50 shades.

My mom hates Fifty Shades, thank God.
She didn't even read it, but she took a look in the bookstore and hated it already.
That's how hateful this book is.

My dad bought 50 Shades out of morbid curiosity.
I happened to also buy 50 Shades out of morbid curiosity.
When we found out, we mourned over how we spent twice as much money as we needed on this crappy book.
Best family bonding time.

Yes, Sofalisa, but I was incredibly entertained watching you read it. (that way I don't have to myself)

YOU'RE SO MEAN, GETTING ENTERTAINED BY WATCHING MY PAIN T_T

I got to read that My Adventures one of these days, and I laughed a lot. My reactions were so spontaneous, but I wasn't acting like myself, I was totally going crazy there.

THAT DAMN BOOK!

The best part about reading your pain is that 50 Shades isn't the worst book I've read, so I'd love to see your reactions to some more obscure shitty books.
:D
:D

You're so evil...

Y'know, Donmai... You totally gives me the creeps sometimes.

My mom adored it. I was extreamly horrendously utterly mildly freaked out about it. Though I thank god she left it in California. My old babysitter was asking me if I could get my sister to take it back to Ohio with her, and that was when we found she couldn't find them. I was internally rejoicing.

I think the worst book I've ever read was a 'gay erotica' collection I found in the 'essays' section of Barnes & Noble once. That was definitely something. And not an essay.

Your knowledge of obscure stuff scares me.

My Boyfriend, dude.

I think one of the worst books I've read was this kung fu book about this girl whose dad was murdered by the emperor so she takes up her father's legendary sword and swears to take revenge even though girls are supposed to be delicate and peaceful and all that, so she goes on a long journey learning all sorts of martial arts and stuff, also picks up some male sidekick guy, harsh training, fighting for your life, prejudice since she's a girl, all that stuff, and then they finally reach the Emperor Dickbag (note: not actual name) and she completely fails to assassinate him, so not only is her father's death unavenged, but she and her mother have to run away from their home village or they'll be put to death, so they all flee and start a clean slate and the mom throws the sword into the lake like "Revenge is wrong. You're marrying that male sidekick guy later. Have lots of kids. Kthx."
I was so confused.

lolwut?

My exact reaction

If you're super curious, I think the summary has enough keywords that you could google it and find out the title, but I can't really title-drop it myself since the author is a friend of my dad's... He got me a signed copy and everything... Haha... Ha... I'm awful

Well, at least the ending is surprising, I guess?
I do like surprising endings.
I mean, I liked 50 Shades ending a little bit, since I didn't knew they would fight and all.
But then there's a sequel.
Which means they're getting back together.
Which means shit.

It is a Twilight fanfiction, after all.

I've read Quizilla fanfiction. Back before MTV/Viacom bought it and make out scenes were called "limes". I've written Quizilla fanfiction.

I win. Everyone go home.

What is this Quizilla thingy about?

I'm on quizilla too!!