Let's Do the Date Warp Again!

Here.

I used to read quizilla fanfiction! I...I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of a lot of stuff.

Sofalisa, Quizilla is a place where preteen virgins try to write porn. Or it was when I was 13 many a moon ago.

It's where fandoms go to die.

I still do when I can't find anything AT ALL on Fanfiction . net. I find very little of it interesting.

-- Waitwaitwait.
Make-out scenes aren't called limes anymore?!
I mean (ahemhermerm) I used to have several accounts on FF.net to post shitty fanfics hypothetical scenarios of varying quality on back when I was 10. I thought Quizilla was under me. That's how bad it is.

Oh. I used to read something similar. It was a site called Floreios e Borrões (Flourish and Blotts). Yeah, THAT Flourish and Blotts.
It was full of Harry Potter fanfiction. It had good and bad fanfiction. And it was full of porn fanfiction, of course.

Donmai, Quizilla is below everyone.

And a make out scene is called a make out scene unless you're 12 and have never kissed a face. And a sex scene is called a sex scene. I don't know where "lemon" came from, but it's an immediate signifier that the fic is terrible.

I've never even heard of such lime and lemon things. Those were always fruits for me.

And knowing is half the battle.
And now I need to go cleanse my browser history, be right back

It's a nickname for porn off an old now-fairly-obscure porn anthology from Japan. (Donmai ninja'd me.)

The sad thing? I didn't need to look it up. I already knew that.

Can someone clarify something for me?
What does "make out" means, exactly?
Once I discussed it with my teacher. I told her I was quite convinced that it means like, kissing a lot. But she said it only means having sex. In the end, we both got confused.

Out of curiosity what would the equivalent of a lets play be for these shitty, god awful quizzes be on this shitty, god awful site? Cuz I want to do that.

Kissing with lots and lots of tongue action! It's like "nom nom I shall eat your mouth" or something like that. Not that I can say considering I've never had a make-out session before sobs

It's a Let's Quiz? Or a Let's Answer?
LQ and LA sounds nice to me.

SO I WAS RIGHT!

And you should try that sometime, it's nice.

Knowledge. Knowledge all up in this thread.

It's ok, Donmai, I haven't either.

I'm almost 19 and I've never had a boyfriend. To be really specific, I''ve only ever had one crush on a guy and it was in elementary scholl so I grew out of it. After that, I never found a guy attractive.

Seventeen going on eighteen. My first boyfriend was a figment of my imagination. My second boyfriend was a lesbian not that there's anything wrong with that and I sincerely hope she lives a long and happy life with her new girlfriend. My third boyfriend was also a figment of my imagination. I don't think I'm going to get a three-dimensional date any time soon.

I had my first kiss with 12. It was terrible.
And yes, with 12, because I suffered the pressure of all-my-classmates-have-already-kissed-and-they-mock-me-'cause-I-didn't we have a lot in Brazil as soon as the person completes 11. I'm not proud of it at all.

I've only had one boyfriend, and that's where I took make outs and stuff from. But I didn't really like the guy. I mean, he was nice and stuff, but I didn't like him as a boyfriend. So we broke up. We're still friends, though.

Dating is over rated. Murder has all the same satisfactions for half the mess.

See? This proves the quote "All the good men are either taken, gay, or fictional." Seriously, all the men I want to date are pixels...

Same, same. I've never really had strong emotional attachments to real boys. Or girls, for that matter. Actually, I suck at social-ing in general. Hrm. ... I-It's not my fault I'm not popular...!

Edit: Which reminds me, I did some math yesterday using my gigantic list of otome games, and I've played approximately 65% of all available English otome games, 61% if you count games that just allow you to play as a girl and pursue romantic relations with men without that being the main goal.
I might need a life.

Once, I was the kind of girl that had feelings toward true, flesh-made boys.
Then I started watching anime.

You just can't have Kazuma in real life.

Thread for the mockery of Quizilla made!
Also, did I miss the Forever Alone conversation? Because man, screw dating. People are all "let me tell you my emotions" and I'm all "Did you know Richard the Lionheart dual wielded crossbows in the Third Crusade?" And then that person never talks to me again.

Me too...
And OMG WHERE IS HE FROM I SWEAR I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE I JUST CANT REMEMBER-!

Kaze no Stigma.
It's an awesome anime, it's not my style of anime but I liked it anyway. Kazuma is the most delicious motherfucker ever.
Too bad it's author died before making the supposed season 2 D=

Kaze no Stigma, but don't get your hopes up. The anime ends in a sort-of cliffhanger and the mangaka died so the manga is never going to be completed.

edit: ninja'd!

Hmmmm.... Ok thanks for that. I'll just skim it over to see if it's interesting. The poor mangaka :( their fans must have cried.

I leave this thread for a day and what is this.

I love how people will write fanfic for anything and everything. Even Freecell. It's, like, the G-rated counterpart of Rule 34.

Wat. Iz. Dat.

FREECELL FANFIC? HOW DOES THAT EVEN...

This is basically what happens if Broken Forum is left to its own devices for any period of time. Just about anything can happen, especially if it's in a thread that references Rocky Horror.

For the record, I had a grand total of one girlfriend ever and am currently happy staying single.

next update

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the LP forum in a relationship. Not that there's anything wrong with being single, it just amuses me.

I was actually under the impression that it's a pretty even split between those who are married/dating and those who are single.

I'm married, so there's at least two of us!

Probably true. Dating games must have a universal appeal to people in all kinds of relationship statuses.

You're doing it wrong. For example:

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Uh I lost and interesting conversation! You know, about the "lemon" thing, sometimes in Italy we refer to "making out" with a word that in english could sound "lemonating" so I was not surprised to see the lemon tag in fanfictions XD And as many of you I don't have that very much of experience, i gave my first kiss at 21... I'm 25 now but I met a guy last week and maybe there could be something between us :3

But getting back to the LP, I wonder if the security system is just a trick the use to "trap" visitors in the house for a while, so they can actually do some "things" with them (Oh no, my mind is already creating a fanfic about this...)

Lemonating is my new word for making-out.
Thank you very much.

Re: LP:
Ooh Nathaniel ooh sobs