Let's Find Out how deep this rabbit hole goes! Heart No Kuni No Alice ~Wonderful Wonder World~

Wait, threads, what.

What.

Why would you do this to me, agth? Why?

Let me love you right back, and welcome to BrokenForum!

And fuck yes, my thread made someone delurk, best complement.

There's a shota route. That caters to the Twin Threesome Fantasy fans to boot. Not to mention the fact they're not really children. They choose to appear as children. here, let me spoil the games from Clover and onwards for you:

Don't make the mistake of considering them kids. They're not. They're really, really not. *laughs quietly while remembering the types of "games" they play*

Here's a hint: They involve their axes. *thumbs up*

Needless to say, I am not going to LP their route. They are very entertaining individuals, though, and I do enjoy them, but don't ask me to LP them, please. Rules of the forum to follow as well, don't forget. No, I do not believe the "Legal Jailbait" excuse is good enough to circumvent that, despite being Older Than I Look myself. Even if that rule wasn't in place, I don't think I'd LP them. Sorry. ;;;

Not so much psychic as I've been putting off this LP for a while despite the fact I've wanted to LP it for a long time. XD;

AND I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR THUNDER FFFT.

WHY A SHRINE I'M NOT WORTHY HOLY FRICK CAN'T BREATHE LAUGHING okay this was glorious. First time anyone's asked to build me a shrine.

Are they tropic fish? Because tropic fish are beautiful. All fish are beautiful.

AND FUCK YES ANOTHER JULIUS FAN LET ME HOLD YOU

Excuse me if this thread takes a while to update, guys, I'm struggling with the translation tools because even easy instructions confuse me.

Why is this painful and not easy? WHY?

Your picture is not showing up Randissimo.

Shoot. 'Kay, let me try to fiddle around, then.

Edit: Does it work now?

It's working now, thank you! :)

No prob!

And guys, I think I have the translator working properly. Now I just need to cry a bit more over the damn threads because I didn't actually start the game yet and apparently I need to fix names and I don't know anymore why can't this be simple?

Better question: Why am I not putting in more effort to learn Japanese? *headdesk*

You'll get there!! I know exactly how you feel, and then suddenly everything...worked. ^_^; Just keep banging things together!

Banging things together does wonders.

Now I just need to sob quietly in a corner while I try to figure out how to actually get the translator to hook up the text in the first place.

But thank you for the support, I know I'll get there eventually! Eventually!

Now excuse me while I try to figure that out.

WHY, MECAB? WHY?

Edit: Not to mention I have no idea what I'm doing.

Okay, um. Let me. Figure out how to input names. And just. Try to understand what I need to do to fix Mecab. Fffft.

Edit 2: Nevermind, fixed Mecab. Forgot to install it. *HEADSLAM*

New question:

maniskumquat, I noticed that during your stream of Black Wolves Saga, you had the text in the Mecab and JParser windows in English. Mines still in Japanese. How do I switch? Or am I missing something, here?

Seeing you struggle with this stuff, I'm glad I didn't bother with it I'm always iffy about those kind of translators because they give me Engrish I often can't work with, so I just stick with what I'm confident in, which is listening comprehension (thank god all the characters, except Alice, are voiced, then I really wouldn't be able to understand everything lol)

Also: http://heartkuni.wordpress.com/

This person's been doing translations of the game, albeit very slowly, but she has all of Ace's scenes translated I think.

The english text boxes were ATLAS and google translate. Mecab and JParser will show you the japanese characters, and if you put your mouse over them it should bring up a dictionary definition. You can also set either one to show the romanji over the top of the japanese text by right clicking and setting it that way.

Also.... I don't know if this is for the version you're playing, but I cam across this. Maybe it'll help your understanding of the game? http://heartkuni.wordpress.com/

Edit: lol ninja'd by Miyakitt :P Great minds think alike~

Edit2: Randissimo, you've made me think: why DO we use both Mecab and JParser? I mean, they both show the Japanese text XD But Mecab will define every single character. JParser likes to group them up into phrases, if that makes sense.

This looks neat. I'll be following quietly, waiting for the guy you're going after to be a stealth yandere and watching everything go to hell.

Also, maniskumquat, Ranissomo, stop showing how I could play a Japanese game. STAHP. You're both making me want to make a thread and fumble my way through Diabolik Lovers so everyone can watch me sob wildly.

Isn't Diabolik Lovers on PSP? These magic tools won't work on PSP, unfortunately. Unless there's a PC game I don't know about?!

But anyway, you should DO IT. We can fumble through psychos together!~

On the one hand; I couldn't make it through the fourth disk because the sucking noises made me throw my headphones across the room. On the other hand: Peer pressure.

My PSP is deader than dead, but I have an emulator and the extra cash to acquire the game legally... Peer pressure wins; show me how to get some English up in those vampires and I will make it happen.

Yes, peer pressure! But no, I don't know how you could machine translate it ;_;
The only thing I know of is this translation wiki: http://dialovers.piratejewel.net/Main_Page But it's not complete ;_____;

DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT

Aw, boo. Maybe if I wait a while they'll at least have one route translated and then everyone can watch me cry. Unless people want to watch me summarize and guess based off of tone/facial expression and noises made. That could be fun in a masochistic kind of way. "So our dear vampire looks rull angry. And there was a breaking noise. I think he punched something. AND HERE COME THE SUCKING NOISES. Excuse me thread, I have to go have a good cry."

Afraid? That's okay; so am I.

Sorry Randissimo, but yandere bishonen vampire boys that you can date as an otome? That game was made to be LPed here. And you know it.

Good luck, Eboby~!! :D I would definitely love to LP Diabolik Lovers myself if not for the facts that
A. I have no idea how to do that text hookup thingamabobber thingy
B. I already have three LPs going on at the same time
and C. I would actually enjoy it
-nodnod-

I downloaded all six drama cds

for science

i regret it

all my regrets

and then i read breadmasterlee's review of the game

Still all of my damn regrets.

I probably shouldn't even be discussing this game as buzzed as I am, much less making an LP considering how much it presses my NOPE buttons. On the other hand

me an everything i do that entails actual brains scars that don't press my m-tendencies buttons.

I just. I'm interested in Diabolik Lovers because my God the delicious character analysis' but holy fuck THE FACT THIS IS AIMED AT INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF IT'S NOT AIMED FOR ME WHY AM I PLAYING IT CRIES

> Actually into this kind of stuff
> Cackling madly at everyone's reactions
By now, I'm not even sure if I'm a S or M...

You're a Sadomasochist, Donmai. *nods sagely*

I love you too, Tewi :D We're such a loving community here. Other communities can be filled with so much animosity. We need to spread love over the internetz!

Yay, thanks for the offer! I'm definitely going to try and brush up on my writing/reading comprehension when finals and maybe eventually practice my speaking again (I only practiced during exam time > _ >, but I know how useful being able to talk is. I can annoy people with it :3).

French dubs?? What is this magical creature I've never heard of? Give me your recommendations, please!

Welp, I didn't go. Chickened out at the last second. I'll try again next week.

I adore all you Broken Forum-ers. You guys understand my love of 2-D pixeled men. If I actually told people IRL about it, they would think I'm crazy. So I have no one to squeal over cute pixeled guys with.

I think we can fangirl over characters, but we just need spoiler tags. At least until the LP catches up :D

I am a bit of an S and a dom, so there would invariably be a post in the thread entirely consisting of me going "S&M is nothing like this gdiaher;dahngdf!".

Fuck it. Let me get things set up and we can all watch me cry.

We really are. BF is the best forum I have ever come across. It's beautiful. And the LP subboard goes places and still manages to be civilized, albeit insane. I COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE.

No worries! Talking and writing in a language you're not familiar with is really the only way to maintain it, and hell, French is easy to lose, unfortunately.

Hell yes. Ever seen Howl's Moving Castle? Watch the French dub. It's beautiful. Although Calcifer won't impress you because no one can match the might that is Billy Crystal but that's okay.

And you don't have to drink if you don't want to. It's not that great, anyway, if you ask me. Most of them don't taste all that good.

I have told people IRL and they look at me like I'm a loser. Which, admittedly, I am, but that's not the point. I don't see why I can't enjoy a game if it's done well and I like the characters.

AND FANGIRL ALL OF THE CHARACTERS, FEEL FREE. But yes, spoiler tags would be nice since not everyone decided it was necessary to aggressively hunt down the games' CGs like me.

I.. I might be an S... I like hurting people... I find death hilarious... please don't be scared... these tendencies don't come out all that often... Ooh Diabolik Lovers. I have not experienced that phenomina and don't really plan on it but would be amused if someone lped it. Because the reactions will be hilarious.

Diabolik Lovers? Hell yes! More shock therapy for me after Sweet Pool. Randissimo, I also read breadmasterlee's review, and I thought it was both a bit disturbing and hilarious (excessive plot twists, anyone?) :)

I'm glad I'm not the only one slightly perturbed by DL. Seeing how popular it is, I was really starting to wonder whether I was normal sane or not.

You're not a loser! Has anyone else you've met had someone promise to build them a shrine? Tell that to them next time.

Are movies the only ones with French dubs? I love Howl :D (I have a rather hot picture of him saved on my hard drive > _>)

BF summed up in three words: Insane and Lovable.

I'm off to romance Seiji for a little bit (have to warm up that tsundere heart gradually).

I've only listened to the first half hour of Ayato's CD and then kind of got bored. And then I downloaded Raito's CD and everything was wonderful and glorious and hurt so good until I had to awkwardly close everything as my brother walked into the room. My brother's the only other person in the family who's into anime. My brother's also the only person in the family who understands Japanese.
... The moral of the story is YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM always wear headphones while playing sadistic vampire otome drama CDs.

Raito's the M, right? I prefer M routes over S, if any otome game developer is watching > _ >

Haha, you have no idea how many times my parents have walked in just when questionable anime content appeared. And what did I do? Get a BIGGER screen!!!
Yeah, I don't understand myself sometimes. ; _ ;

Raito's the super sadist pervert one who calls you Bitch-chan and cackles madly as you lose consciousness.
So he's basically my fantasies come true.
Hahaaaa~...

Edit: Also, I like how we went from a game based on Alice in Wonderland to a game about yandere vampires.

AJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDSUIKAHDSUIAHSDUIAHSDUISAHDUISAHDUSIHADSA GROSS SOBBING

So, Julius is "my jam", as the children say.

I have...this theory...about Julius...being God in the game.

This is borne out through the three games I have played. I have evidence and everything.

Then again, Nightmare is also fairly God-like...but I guess that would make the Joker/s Satan, so...

Also, I do not subscribe to the manga's crappy explanation of Wonderland and what the characters represent.

Also also, Peter was my first love. *swoons*

Shock therapy doesn't work with me. I just get more scars. But yes the plot twists were FUCKING HILARIOUS OH GOD

And I am totally a loser. BUT I'M DAMNED PROUD OF IT-- Okay, that's a good point.

And no, there are a few animes with a French dub, I believe, but finding them is difficult. Or I suck at search skills. Which is true.

And best summary is best summary.

All of this. Julius is also Neuro Except for the Peter thing. But I've learned to like Peter, surprisingly. One of the few yanderes to succeed. Outside of Videet and Eboby.

The manga pissed me off SO SO MUCH. And I was sad for all the English-speaking fangirls who got this totally warped version of Quinrose's glorious pervy violent vision, and didn't have the dedication insanity to stick with it like me, lol.

Peter really did grow on me. I love the S&M-loving, cold-as-ice yandere who is a SOOPER MUSH BUNNEH just for Alice. Who has a violent streak herself. ( I don't think this counts as spoilers since it's fairly obvious from, like, line one?)

Ace, not so much. I was so very afraid of Ace in the beginning. And then it got worse. Because it always gets worse. His backstory, though. *nods sagely* You really do feel for the poor guy.

That moment where that scene pops up and you desperately try to cover your screen without it looking too obvious .... and fail, because the monitor is bigger than you

I...I just spent a portion of money from a commission on a game that's probably going to upset me. What on earth has BF done to me?

ON TOPIC: I am a little sad that we won't get to see the crazy shotas, what with dat picture Randissimo posted of them aged up.