Let's give a birth in yaoi game! ~Sweet Pool~ non blind LP

That update.

i can't find a gif that has what my face was doing on it
hold on lemme look a little harder



GOOD ENOUGH.

You know what's the best part?
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
We're going downhill from here, I'm sure!
I think that Protag-kun's little adventure in the empty laboratory was tame compared to what we're going to get later~~~~!
*Points to title of the thread*
Wooohooooooo~~~~!

Yesterday I wasn't able to play SweetPool because I was too upset to do so. That's why I downloaded one of these Voltage games...about thieves, as I remember... well you know, to see something PINK, flirt with HANDSOME guys and laugh at SILLY otome protagonist - these things always raise my mood. But then goddamn tsundere guy started to call my Maria stupid =A= 3 times in a row, it colpletely destroyed my gaming mood. That's why I don't really like tsunderes (of course they can be done correctly but still). They hit right into my kokoro when I feel weak and insecure. So I just watched MiraiNikki.
Sorry.

But let's contunue. Last time our cute little Protag-kun fondled himself in the Chemistry Lab. But...


Someone stood in the doorway.

~DANG! We're buuuusteeeed!~

Only a silhouette was visible as the light fell from the corridor.

Yohji stared unblinking at shadow.
Shadow ... man entered the room.

~shit~

One step...

~shit~

Second...

~D:>~

The closer he was, the more clearly he was seen.

No way!

~Who's it?!~

Yohji wanted to believe that it's not him.

The body was frozen in tension
.
Shadow, entering the room, threw on the teacher's desk a stack of papers.


Tetsuo:...

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!~



Yohji was shocked, as if he had been hit on the head.

~Yeah, he always freaks me out~

Tetsuo.

~I don't even know why~

His vision was swimming, his head was empty.
Yohji just stood there, unable to escape.

In the empty mind there was just one question.

...did he saw?

Did he saw it?
Yohji's actions, right now?

Yohji: ........why?

All his mouth was dry. Yohji's voice trembled as he asked.


Tetsuo: Tomorrow's materials. Kamiya asked.

~Oh Kamiya, oh you~

Answering monotone voice, Tetsuo pointed to the papers on the table.

After that there was silence between them.

Still, because of his face it was impossible to understand what he was thinking.

Yohji did not know what to do. His anxiety grew.

Yohji:...

Gradually, he could no longer endure the silence.

~And all this time Tetsuo just stood there and watched >: with his eyes. Just into my soul~

Irritation, tension and impatience. From all these feelings Yohji wanted to scream. But he restrained himself and stared at the person who stood on front of him.

Yohji:......How long?
Tetsuo: What?
Yohji:...How long are you here?


Tetsuo: Not so long. From the moment that brought it.

Tetsuo again pointed to the paper.

He means, he didn't saw?...Yohji relieved.

But.


Tetsuo: Could not resist?

~Dang!~

Shocking words pierced Yohji.
Unchanged in the face, Tetsuo looked at him.

~right into his soul~

In these eyes there was no ridicule nor condemnation.

Yohji:....

But this is frightening!

~I knooow~

It can not be that he didn't think about...something after he saw it.

However, Yohji thought he was talking to the machine.
When people see the reaction of their interlocutor, it is somewhat reassuring.

At least ridicule, at least do something!

People thoughts can be understood by their reactions.
But when you don't see the reaction, you can't react in respond.

It's like talking to a doll.

Tetsuo:...

Tetsuo silently turned his back and started to leave.

~e___e not creepy, not creepy at all! ahahaha...aha......ha...~


Yohji:...! Wait!

Yohji instinctively stopped him.
Tetsuo looked back over his shoulder.


But then Yohji fell silent and looked down. He did not know what to say.

Tetsuo: I won't say anything.
Yohji:!

~BGM stopped~

Yohji looked up in surprise.
Thoughts stopped, he could not understand the words.

~Yohji...START THINKING!~

It seems he thought that Yohji worries that he will tell someone.
Somehow experiencing frustration Yohji lowered his head again.

The sound from the steps of the outgoing Tetsuo came to his ears.
When he heard the door open and close, he finally looked up. Tetsuo was not here, but there were heard his footsteps in the end of the corridor.

Even when they fell silent, Yohji could not move.

This situation does not fit in his head. He did not know what to think.
But ... there was one thing he felt.


The atmosphere around Tetsuo strongly resembled the atmosphere in the chemistry lab.
~oh shit! e__e I know where it's going~


~to be contunued...~

Fuck yeah, Tetsuo is a total sex bomb, and Protag-kun knows it.

Buuuut that doesn't sound all that sane/non-homicidal to me... D:

You mean Tetsuo?
But he's such a nice kid! He even promised to not black mail Protag-kun!
There weren't any feelings of stern disapproval and/or of mockery or anything!

...
Granted, there were no feelings at all, but still.
Better Tetsuo than Zenya, right?

Bite your tongue! Ahahaha.. (sorry, couldn't resist the bad joke)

There are so many things I want to say about the Tetsuo, but it's all spoiler stuff so I have to keep my mouth shut. I'll just say that I love him over the other two (Zenya and Makoto), but I have major feels for those two for spoiler reasons on routes that are not their own.

After reading 20 page of this, only now am I asking myself ; "Why am I reading this?"
Seriously, I must suffer a bad case of morbid curiosity.
For one, I don't really like yaoi. For two, I don't really like gore either! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHY AM I WATCHING THIS and why am I really curious to know what happens after?

I immediately though about Umineko when reading this. (Something really is wrong with me, but at least, Umineko was only text/descriptions without actual drawing of the gore.)

I thought that was people piñatas?

People Pinatas is going to be the name of my band.

To get this back on topic, dawww Tetsuo is such a sweetie for not telling on us! Also he's hot! We should totally romance him! Then we won't have to masturbate all alone~~~~

Ana, you just made me choke on air.

Why can I only like things once?

Oh wow, I found that more funny than I probably should have. And that brought up memories of spoilers for later on in.

It's always nice when you have a friend that shares your hobbies

I love you guys

So very much. I'll be back in 1 hour

-So, Yohji decided to go home. He's still ashamed and he doesn't want to talk with anyone.-

-And he's THINKING!-

-Again.-


His stupid act periodically flashed in his mind. And the face of Tetsuo.
Every time he thought of it, his heart ached.


When he saw the lockers, he noticed the striking figure of a guy who was walking in front of him.

~Well hello there...~

Zenya.

~...darling!~


~Dang I don't have this BGM D:>~



Zenya: Nfu-fu-fu~
~<3~

Zenya was merrily humming.

If he spoke to him, it would be problematic. Especially when he was in a bad mood.

~I didn't get who'd spoke to who, but...~

If possible, Yohji would prefer Zegna not come near.
Thinking so, Yohji went to lockers, trying to not meet Zenya's eyes.

Zenya: N--nnn-nn!~
~<3~

When Yohji passed near Zenya he heard a strange sound of something solid.

He heard the sound before.

But it doesn't matter. Yohji hastily changed his shoes at his locker and prayed to Zenya not pay attention to him.


Coming out of the building, Yohji looked back over his shoulder. Looks like Zenya didn't followed him.
Yohji was happy with all his heart. He sighed and looked at the red sunset sky.

Suddenly, a shiver ran through the body.

Red.

He didn't want to see that unlucky color.

~Red is my favourite color >:~

And then Yohji went home. While trying not to look at the sky.

~And at this time...~



Zenya: Nnn-nnn-fu-fu-fu~
~<3~

Zenya slightly laughed in the middle of his song, walking down the hallway.
Sakiyama Yoji just walked past him. Until last year he was a classmate of Zenya, but due to a long illness, he missed one year.
Zegna usually didn't remember the names and faces of people.

~Actually this is good, when you're batshit insane. Well, at least it's good for surrounding people~

But there was a reason why Zenya rememebered Yohji.

~because he's special!~

It was because of light scent.

~....wait. What?~

Indescribable, sweet, alluring... piercing scent.

~...Yohji... you're doomed~

Zenya noticed this at the opening ceremony. When Yohji fell.
That day Zenya passed Yohji at lockers for shoes. At that time, the scent was so weak that Zegna thought that he must have imagined it.

But after today, he was sure of it.
Smell that only Zenya can feel...


Zenya: Did it come? Did it come?

Zegna leaned against the wall. Across his face a big smile appeared.
Suddenly he stopped laughing.


Zenya: So... it started.

Whispered Zenya. And then smiled again.

Zenya, bby! I missed you. <3

EDIT:
Everyone have a song that reminds me of Zenya to celebrate.

'His stupid act periodically flashed in his mind'... periodically... IS THIS A PUN

OK probably not ha ha oh god why am I here I had a conversation with my friend about this that went thus:

Friend: Why are you reading this?
Me: IT'S IN RUSSIAN! Educational purposes! I am a first year Russian major!
Friend: ...This is going to be like that time when you read gyo and had trouble with being pescetarian because fish made you feel sick, isn't it.

BUT NO it will not be like gyo, because there's nothing in this game that will be vaguely edible that can put me off my food, right? ...oh god don't answer.

... Damn, Protag-kun's the sex bomb too.

You gonna tell me next that even Makoto's the sex bomb with alluring scent and all that stuff?

Gah, everytime I see you guys try and figure things out, it makes me smile like some plotting mastermind. Oh, I can't wait to see your reactions to farther in. I recently went an rewatched part of an ending and Zenya~ poor baby, let me love you~

...
"Poor baby"?



By the way, I've got a questiooon~!
Is there more than one ending for each Beautiful Men? Like one bad, one super bad, one even worse and another one that is absolute hell for each romance-able dude?
Or every guy gets only one ending of his own and that's it, plus maybe a Forever Alone ending?

Yes, Poor baby. Very much so. You'll understand when we get there. If we get there.

... I don't even know if I want to feel sorry for him, man.

Though I can only imagine the level of horribleness of each of those endings.

YonYonYon, how many routes do you plan to LP?
Or rather, would I even want to see those other endings after I've seen one of them?

You will. Ooooh you will feel sorry for him.

I'll LP only one route but then I'll show you other routes in short version.

Oh, okay! I can be happy with this! Thanks! :3
This way I won't be consumed by my own curiosity~!

Is it wrong for me to go on and cheer for Makato because HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE BROSUKE AND YOJI IS TOTALLY PROTAG-KUN AND I SHIP IT HARD HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Guess who just got back from the P4 kink meme~?

I'm still disappointed that I can't play as a girl in P4 :I I wanted to romance him so hard that's how I've got into yaoi it seems

If I wasn't so bad at micromanaging and stuff, I would have asked my parents for a Vita and got P4: Golden already.

But, still, FeMC would have been awesome ;A; ROMANCING BROSUKE WOULD HAVE MADE ME A HAPPY LITTLE GIRL Sjlfakfh

I don't know about P4, but in P3P, I liked playing as the FemMC much more than playing with the MaleMC.
Her social links just make much much muuuuch more sense than his! I mean, WHOOOO CAREEEES ABOUT THE GOURMET KING, MAN, SERIOUSLY?! I'd much rather build a relationship with my actual teammates (and some other characters relevant to the plot) than with some random classmates, thankyouverymuch.

Ok so I'm on page 2, and I'm just posting this so that when I eventually catch up, I can regret all of my life choices look upon the post I made while I was blissfully ignorant of the horrors that I will inevitably encounter :D Impression as of this page: I'm sure that this is a totally ordinary yaoi and I don't think that it could possibly be as bad as everyone tells me it is.

Down the rabbit hole I go~

I pray for you poor ignorant soul and will ask the others to make room for you in the regret box fort. Then I will continue to sit out here and laugh as you all Go Mad from the Revelation as I have. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I've been on TVTropes too much today....

You poor thing, you have no idea what you are getting yourself into. Keep us updated on your thoughts!

Page 7. Disappointed that the first choice wasn't the red pill because I want to suffer, Oh well, boring blue choice, go! I can't see any way this could end badly.

Edit: Did I mention that dolls scare me? Because they fucking do. Why did I watch that baby laugh-a-lot video? It's 3AM and now I won't be able to sleep!

Hm, interesting, what could this LP OH GOD WHAT IN THE HELL

We warned you. Now go to the Regret box fort. They have everything you'll need to handle this Hell Hole of a game.