Let's give a birth in yaoi game! ~Sweet Pool~ non blind LP

Ooh, I really like the song they used here. o: It's appropriately weird.

OMGGGG THAT EYEBALL LICKING SCENE WAS SO HOT AND SWEET AND SAD AND AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 /exploding hearts all over the place

I love Zenya/Kitana. SO HARD. OMFG <3

I know, right?! =D

BEST COUPLE HNGGGGGHHHHH

Now I'm sad that protag-kun is going to steal Zenya away and Kitani is just going to stay there in the background silently watching over him /sniff ;___;

...Can we romance the iguana? He seems a much more sane choice than Zenya

Let's ship protag-kun with Makoto. Then everyone will be happy, right? Right?!

Okay, at first I was okay with this scene, even when Zenya removed the eyepatch. BUT KITANA LICKS THE FUCKING EYEBALL. I-I just

But that was the best part D:

I'm not that fucked up Ana. I may like to break characters, but shit like that grosses me out.

Holy shit that is the greatest iguana I have ever seen.

Not that freaked out by eye-licking for some reason? I don't know. It seemed kind of weird but that was it.

We could just romance TETSUOOOOO and leave Kitani and Zenya alone. <3

I'm reading GAKUUUEEEN HANDSOMUUUU now and AHAHAHAHA I feel like I'm famous because of tmy LP. And I feel like I'm a hardcore yaoi gamer, because I've played Hadaka Shitsuji and it was awfully awesome. I'd LP it but it's all about smut, so... with cernsorship that game will be described like this:
"One day, our Protag-kun reads in the newspaper that someone needs a worker and the payment is X millions every week. As a proper poor student he runs to the adress of this work. And there he becomes a master to the servants because servants need a master and their master is not there right now yadda yadda and then SMUT SMUT SMUT. After that Protag-kun awakens his sadistic inner self and then SMUT SMUT SMUT. In the end he and one of the LI's are having sex as a master and sex-slave. END"

Ah, I need to sleep... I'll be back after tomorrow.

I'm not grossed out. Actually I'm giggling like crazy because everytime my boyfriend teases me, I threaten him to lick his eyeball while he's asleep.

....

Is Zenya's eye dribbling? ... I have filled my regret box with one item. How much more will go in it?

I like how the iguana is just there not giving a single solitary fuck. It's probably used to it.

That aside, does Zenya steal neon signs off nightclubs? Is that his hobby or something? Kind of a weird kid, that Zenya.

Jeez, it's not like Zenya's eyes ooze pus while Kitani kisses it...

But that's an idea for the sequel !

AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS THREAD?

...Wait, don't answer that. I already know the answer.

No, the surface just shakes like an embryo, and flesh does flow from the hole around the eye.

Maybe the reason your eye is bloodshot is because a stubbly man keeps ramming his tongue into it. I prefer Visine, myself.

Ah, I remember this scene~! I also remember not being all that freaked out about it when I first saw it. Maybe I raised an eyebrow but it wasn't all that bad to me. There are obviously things wrong with me but this is coming from a person who watched South Park at age 7.

Damn, no matter how hard I try, I can't lick my own eyeball.

Ask your handsome and extremely loyal bodyguard/butler/house husband to do it for you.

Fixed.

I'm sure your attempts are very entertaining to watch.

My tongue can't even touch my nose. That goal is certainly out of my reach.

Yours must be very talented to even attempt that.

Huh. That sure was a thing that just happened.

...Why is my soul so unfeeling to this craziness?

That scene was interesting and disturbing until I saw the iguana and started laughing. Such an awesome iguana. And why am I loving Kitani and Zenya so much right now? I'm so very sure I will regret saying this later on.

This scene didn't really gross me out so I'm kind of still waiting for something that will really get that disgusted reaction out of me. I really don't know what that says about me.

Mine can touch my nose. Then again, I can also jumprope my arms.... not literally, but I can pull my linked arms from behind my back over my head without breaking them apart. (I have double joints in my shoulders or something.)

And now I have a certain image of the medicine-seller jumproping with his arms. That is inappropriate, considering his cool and calm constenance during the entire series. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I've only got double joints within my fingers and elbows, sorry to say.

I'm not sorry.

A yukata is all very well, but more fabulous outfits can be obtained
From the winter collection

For a night on the town

Come on Zenya, get back to the mall!

So I just caught up here and...

If you'd like, you could help me drink until I forget. I already used up all my whiskey (earlier today, trying to forget other things), but I have some finely aged Listerine if you want to join me.

Sanity is way overrated anyway.

Why am I still watching this thread.

You love us. You know you do~

Well, us and kinky gay ghosts with a fetish for blood and mpreg, of course.

You won't escape... EVER. HAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*

I thought I saw worse than this when I used to hang out at the Godawful Fan Fiction forums.

...actually that's probably still true, but this thread is a fierce competitor.

Aside from that eye thing, all we have so far is some wanking off and weird things moving around in a guy's butt. You can find that in like twelve out of ten fanfics these days.

This is actually pretty tame compared to most fanfics out there, really.

After seeing it referred to as a 'spiritual successor' to Saya No Uta of all things, my uneasiness has grown tenfold. I have the distinct feeling we're not even to the real weirdness yet.