Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

This hunkalicious hunkmeister is almost worth sitting through all of that Jaja.

Almost.

...Maybe he just looks so good in comparison. I mean, he could be a rotting corpse with only half a face left and I'd probably still be relieved at the sudden lack of insipid pint-sized thumb monster.

I DON'T CARE IF MY CHOICES DON'T MATTER
I STILL PLAYED IT TWICE.
Did you choice some of the names on purpose or I should stop reading Sherlock Holmes?

At first CK and Iover were named after Curiosity and the Mars Rover but then I thought "wait those are incredibly dumb names" so I gave them even dumber names so I changed the R into an L like a proper Asian but then decided that was too heavy handed so I changed it into a capital i instead and then decided that still didn't look cool enough so I added LY at the end like an adverb and then realized "Whoahhh, I have a singer character named Lysander so that's totally fitting!" because I tend to make irrational decisions after three cans of soda and John Park was totally a reference to John Smith HE LIES except more Korean than British because I was in the middle of reading a manhwa and Daisy was named after Daisybot and I somehow connected that to Daisy Bell so that's how Doctor Bell got his name and Michael is my big brother's English name that he never uses so that's where Michael comes from~
...
I should read Sherlock Holmes sometime~ And maybe learn how to name characters in a less roundabout way~ Haaaaa~

Oh god, that's some great piece of stud... we're going to romance him, right?

Whateeeever you guys pick~ There aren't any points or anything, it's not a stat-raising game, it's not a humongous two-hour-long fantasy epic, so it's fairly easy to get someone's ending just from the last two or three choices~
Except Jaja.
Jaja is unromanceable.
100% unromanceable.
Yesss.



Curiouser and curiouser~

By your pecs How do you even put on that shirt not that I'm complaining



I-I-I...!

I plead the fifth!

Anything for you, my dear~


As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get to an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off one of his own earlobes and gave it to a prostitute "for safe-keeping" after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the other artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum.~ Are you expecting something~?

Look at that face paint and earring and gelled up hair, Ears. Would you not trust this face? Really?

Good boy.


What was it?

01. Let's make everything more awkward for Ears.

07 because I can't forget that.

ALSO I CALLED IT.

What a jerk XD We could cheat since we have screenshots, but let's try to be honest... I didn't even notice the number, but hey! I also looked at other things except for the pecs... for example I think his right arm is a bit weird, the proportion seems a bit off u__u

Well excuse me, you didn't wear that non-existent shirt just to show off your body, right? Hypocrite :P

You know, this is my actual face looking at this thread now:

Well, maybe if you wore an actual shirt instead of just Sharpie over shoulder pads, people would listen better, sir.

I also vote for 01! First because I actually didn't even notice that he had a towel, and second because social awkwardness is endearing yes.

I can see where you got that feeling from, Ears. You romanced him in a previous life.

Donmai.

This was the best game I ever played. Ever.

Ever.

To be honest, I saw the 7 as a 1.

But I'm voting seven. Because me being incapable of reading numbers properly should not be Ears' fault.

But he needs to be honest with himself. Dream guy, pleased to meet you! Now what's your damned name?

00
It's the perfect number for this macho row. Nope.

I noticed the number because 7 is my lucky number.

Once I was done gauging whether he was wearing a shirt at all.

Dokidoki I DON'T CAAARE was very entertaining. :D

I vote for choosing 07. His attitude irritates me a little.

Speaking of entertaining games, Rot, Hell Chocolate Teatime was fantastic and beautiful and has all of my love.

Choose the correct answer, and then have protag-kun yell out "AND ALSO YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY THAT NUMBER OF AB MUSCLES" and flee the field. Because why not?

He had a towel? I didn't notice.

Women expect you to notice their eyes.
Guys expect you to notice the number on their... towels?

Hey buddy, start parading around in only that gaudy thing and then we'll talk.
About it being 07, I mean. Magic cheating powers, engage.

07!


-slams bench- Show me your evidence!


... I-I want to give a new testimony!

That works too!


Objection! He's leading the witness! ... I'm allowed to be a witness and a prosecutor at the same time, right

(Yeahhh that was totally convincing~)


-stares at navel- I can't imagine why.

Hiiii Polaaaaar~


Hahaha~

Maybe his name is a hint. He's bipolar. One part dresses him and the other doesn't like being looked at.

You don't say?

And I stand my ground, if don't like "being checked out" you shouldn't dress like that, you know. Not that I'm complaining

Ohhh man~ I can't wait to see your reaction to his gigantic CG~


Sooo the shirt is just part of the team uniform or something? In that case, when's the next football game?

I like ponies, though! They're cute!

... -whistles innocently-

why is this game shaming us for all the normal game behaviour

game stop it I just want to hit on the pixel guys

Especially considering the other three love interests and Jaja and actually I think pudding would be more cut than Jaja.



Confession time: "Quarterback" is the only snippet of football terminology that I am actually familiar with.
So I'm assuming Polar is kind of important?


You were totally the skinny dorky kid with the bad knees and the glasses, weren't you

Yep, thought so


... Sadly, he's talking about strategy, not theatre. Aw.


You don't happen to bench-press Jane Austen novels, do you? Shoot.

But... But then we might hesitate to romance you...!

... Excuse me while I drag Ears off by the ear and smack him upside the head.

Okay, now back to the game.


...

Okay, now back to the game.


Good. Good boy.

What.

But.

The quarterback is like the least physical position on the field after kicker.

This is a game with Jaja in it. I don't think it's supposed to make sense.

Either that or Polar is lying to us.

'Polar', that's an interesting name. Is his last name 'Bear'?
/shot


Also, Ears' wall-of-text/name is really starting to hurt my brain. *squints*

Wait. A competitive football team? In an art school? What is this madness?

They named the school DREAM SAVIOUR.

No, I am still not over it.

MIND BEAMS GO
--QUESTION NOTHING--

Do we really look that uke-ish young?

Is this even Japan? I don't even know anymore. Is As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get to an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off one of his own earlobes and gave it to a prostitute "for safe-keeping" after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the other artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum. Japanese? The world may never know~


So basically everything is Jaja's fault.

...

So basically everything is Jaja's fault. -sharpens knife-

Next time, definitely not gonna miss you, Jaja~~~

Judging by the shirt? Not fashion design.


Aw. It's okay, Polar~! You can have a long and exciting career handling balls and risking brain damage and that's pretty much all I know about football besides the word "quarterback" and "hut hut, hike"~


Sure, if you wanna hear how Ears got these scars~!



... I'm starting to wonder if Dream Savior Gakuen really does have as high standards as Ears said it has...

... I don't suppose we'll be meeting your father and fanpersoning over him instead?


Right, guess not, then.


Ciao ciao, Polar~


Oh come on, Ears, being smart doesn't mean you're a walking calculat--

-- WHAT THE HELL


HOLY BALLS, POLAR IS SECRETLY A CALCULATOR
And then he leaves.
...
So, recap: Polar is athletic, strategic, and a walking calculator.
Now all we gotta do is meet the blue-haired love interest and find out the name of that windswept hair guy we met way back at the beginning~ And then we'll have met all the love interests~ Yaaaaay~

He looks like that

Is a 'jock-nerd'

Good with strategy

And a walking calculator

PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS A THREESOME ENDING WITH HIM AND MARLAIN. PLEASE.

HOW CAN HE NOT CALCULATE THAT SHIRT IS TOO SMALL?

So he's a stud, and also smart, and a lot of other good qualities..

He's the wet dream of the author of this game, I suppose? And also mine now

Wait. Why did he even apply to a high-leveled hard to get into art school if he wasn't that interested or good at art?

By the way, how long is this game?

Depends how quick you read~ Around twenty minutes for me, obviously a helluva lot longer when you're inserting lame commentary every few screens and only uploading between ten and one hundred screens every couple days. There aaaare -counts- thirteen endings, I think...? They split off pretty late in the game, except for the Coach endings which is only available if you pick a certain number for the fortune-teller one time, I believe. No, I'm not telling you which. I kind of want to see if we're going to accidentally reach the Coach ending, because as was previously established, I feed off of your nopes.

Gonna sit here as one of the only people who's not attracted to Polar physically. But man, is the guy smart. I respect that. *nods* *SMACKS EARS*