Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

Jaja. Dude. Go. Away. I'm normally a lot more patient, but your speech patterns make me want to chug a wardrobe at you and feed you to the Zombie King.

Albeit this explains why Sato is so cranky all the time.

It does indeed~
Introductions are in order!

...

Blame his parents!


... Could it possible be...?!

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There exists someone who lives with Jaja and enjoys his company.

Yes. Yes he is.

Awwwwwwwww~ is basically what Ears says except with more proper English.

Sato's a lot less of a dick than he looked at first glance! Boy, I wonder how long this will last!



Okay! Deredere Sato time over~


You know what analysis reminds me of? ... Vegeta.

Okay. I know my posts would make an English teacher cry, but, Game, you are killing me.

Killing me.

It's okay, Eboby! It's just you both so different!

(Shoot me. Shoot me right now.)

I've gotten kinda used to all the "too" instead of "to"s and the "were" instead of "we're"s and "alittle" and "alot" and Jaja in general~ ... That makes me feel somewhat ashamed. But oh well.
Aaaand next batch is too big for imgur to digest. Phooey! There's a neat CG that I really wanted to share tonight!
...
Actually, I think I will. Spoilers ahead! Kind of? I guess? Image-wise, not plot-wise? And it's a pretty large image since in the game it pans and stuff?

Alrighty, trying again now~ Hopefully imgur works better in batches of five or six pictures at a time~ See you guys later~

.... Bubblypecs!Polar? /SHOT

...I'm sorry the only thing I'm seeing is that uh tummy face. Only thing. But uh the rest of him is very nice?

I was expecting more tan lines.

Polar how do you spend so much time and end up with such an even skin tone. What is his secret? Tanning lotion? Nude sunbathing? A pact with whatever misbegotten hell creature that spawned Jaja?

Sato, you are a saint. You actually seem fairly normal and you tolerate Jaja day in and day around. Well, unless that speech impediment is missing teeth from you punching him.

That's basically my reaction when I opened the spoiler

My reaction: Lol, his muscles look like inflatable implants!
/scroll down
...OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS LOWER TORSO

Yeah, I admit that the abs are weird.. but stil... use your imagination XD

Anyway I was right, Polar is literaly the wet dream of the author of the VN.

I.. can't... breathe... laughing.. too... hard...
And are those plugs in his ears?

Ears, stay away from Sato! You don't want Jaja as your brother in law, do you?

A very good point! Sato is related to Jaja, Marlain is engaged, Polar is... Well, you'll infer Polar's secret eventually, I guess, and Keeves is Keeves. A lovely little selection we have over here!
And oh hey one more member of the club showed up:

Marlain, dahling~! Fancy seeing you here!


... Jaja, you magnificent prepubescent bastard.

I'm sooooo done with this. My eyes hurts. What am I supossed to do? I just saw what I hate the most in male humans.

You completely ignore the human and focus on how great the artist is at drawing sweat, of course~! Holy balls, that sweat is well-drawn. I wish I could draw sweat. My sweat marks look like either anime-style emoticons or malignant tumors. Sigh. ... /derailing own thread



Sing it, Marlain~!

Shut it, Jaja~!

...the game tricked us into being thankful to Jaja. I'll focus on Marlain instead.

The way their sprites are posed really makes it look like Sato is trying to figure out whether or not Marlain has boobs. "What is that thing? Man? Woman? HOW DO I PRONOUN?"

Do you know what you've done
You've just inspired me to write a crappy SatoxMarlain fanfiction, that's what.
I hope you're happy with yourself.
<3
Later:

In other words, it's super expensive, and, of course, the school board expects these kids to come up with the extra money on their own.


If you say so, Marlain, baby~
... Wait, isn't your family rich or something? Can you just ask to borrow--


He admits it.

... Grumble grumble why aren't we allowed to stay mad at him grumble

Sounds reasonable enough, I guess, but you might wanna consider abbreviating As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get to an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off one of his own earlobes and gave it to a prostitute "for safe-keeping" after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the other artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum.'s name first?

...


Ears baby, you just met him. You probably don't have enough experience with him to analyze his speech patterns.



A masterful counterargument, Sato.

... Wait, what?

So closssssse.

Roles have been decided!
Marlain's going to sell his clothes over the internet, Sato's going to design the poster, and Jaja is going to wander around aimlessly look for possible venues! As for Ears,


Yeah! We know how crazy the art students are about football~!

... Jaja asking that makes me want to procrastinate.

Siiigh, no helping it, then. To the field!



If you haven't already, you can scroll up and open that spoiler tag now~

Marlain is selling his clothes...? Ears, stop him!

Where it is?

Donmai, please share that beauty with us. That's my new OTP just because you mentioned it and it sounds hilarious--

WAIT

WAIT

WHAT IF SATO IS MARLAIN'S FIANCÉ?

OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY'RE CANON?

SUPPORTING THIS FULLHEARTEDLY IF THAT'S THE CASE.

... It's been established that Marlain's future hubby is named Gallande but that is a damn good idea.
But not sharing my kusofic this time~ It contains a lot of info from the Keeves route, which we've already been locked out of, and now that Broken Forum's actually got a subforum for discussing games, I don't think I'll do a second playthrough of this one~ Feel free to use your imagination, though!

Ears
Stop staring
His eyes are up there

Who's to say that Gallande isn't Sato's middle name? Let me dream.

And then all the sweat magically evaporates as the CG fades out.

No worries, brah~ Ears, do your thing!

... Good job, Ears!


... Good job, Ears!

Please help us make money!


... That last word killed a little part of my soul but that's okay! Awesome! Charity game it is, then! ... Reckgiven.

... Mostdef. Someone should name their protagonist that.

Thank you, Mister Polaaaaar~

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Yes, that is most definitely the first thing that popped into Ears' head.



In case they haven't hammered this in enough~


Do you believe in magic~ In a young girl's heart~ How the music can free her whenever it starts~

... So we're on Polar's route, then? Well then, four wasn't as bad as we'd fear, then.

... I just jinxed it, didn't I?

-- DID SOMEONE SAY THEORY?!
You had better got evidence to back that up, boy.
I don't care if you're a human calculator, every college student should know the difference between a law, theory, and hypothesis. -hisses-

COME AT ME, BRO.




Yeah I'm sure that's not foreshadowing anything.


I know you~ I danced with you once upon a dream~


-- WAIT JUST ONE SECOND. YOU NEVER PROVIDED EVIDENCE, YOUNG MAN.

Don't change the subject. I go to a science school.



So direct. Unlike your proofs.

And then he leaves.
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GO AWAY

Nah, this is an event you see no matter what~ We're cut off from Keeves and Coach now, but Marlain or Sato or Polar is still up in the air. It should be pretty obvious how to get whose ending near the end~ Well, Sato's ending might throw a curveball at some people but LA LA LA SPOILERS AAAAAA LA LA LA LA

...fuckit, let's do this live.

I mean.

Tell me more of your homeland, Polar. And your "theories" on soulmates.

That's... An interesting hypothesis, Polar. I'll consider that.

Polar. Polar are you my soulmate I swear I have been nursing a very similar hypothesis for forever dkjdfkgd

I always liked that hypothesis, it even makes sense enough according to my other hypothesis on life. But seeing it first/second-hand makes me also conflicted about it.

And then Jaja ruins everything.

Isn't that the game's tagline?

The game tagline is "hurrr you thought there's gonna be romance!".

I maintain my opinion on this game being troll. It's gonna Starry-Sky us and give us CGs of the guys kissing our monitors (I raaaged so much at that. Like AAARGH WHY ARE YOU KISSING MY SCREEN KISS HER KISS HERRRRR. What the hell were they thinking?).

Hey, guys, I found a picture of Polar~

Curses! Imgur refuses to cooperate tonight.
As an apology:

And the update was only eight screenshots anyway. So basically, next choice: Accept Jaja's invitation to go for ice cream like a date or catch a bus to go meet Keeves again?