Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

So we have to choose between a creepy guy with a murderous look and an annoying brat that talks like he's 4 years old?

I'll go with the murderous guy, at least he doesn't kill the language.

Keeves, Sooner dead than Jaja.

And imgur is a JERK lately. It worked briefly this morning, then went back to sucking.

Accept Jaja's invitation. He'll catch us eventually anyway.

Keeves. Maybe Jaja will follow us and get murdered and eaten in our place.

Donmai, I don't know if you have the opportunity to try another browser, but apart from it being tedious as hell to use, I managed to just get 20 images on imgur via Firefox whereas they refuse to even start uploading in IE. I've no idea if it's a general fix or just solves my particular problem, but I thought it might be helpful to others, too.

I use Firefox as my default browser and still no luck. Ahaaa, maybe I should jump on the Chrome bandwagon? At least imgur's behaving a bit more today, though! Time to crush Jaja! Again! Sorry, Jaja, we'd rather get murdered than go for ice cream with you~



And then he runs off, presumably leaving a sparkling stream of shoujo tears behind him.
... I wonder... Will Keeves really kill us, or will Sato get to us first...

Sato will get us...

Sadly the only other option I had success with was uploading the pictures outside peak hours which is admittedably a lot easier when you're in the GMT+1 timezone. I can honestly say I am glad my LP will be over soon on that account. I want to strangle imgur most of the time.

Yes! Safe! ... Relatively speaking! Get it because Sato is Jaja's relative aha ahaha haha letmedie

Implying that there are times when Keeves is not smiling.


Not sure if it's normal to be this friendly with someone you just met yesterday or if I'm just a cold-hearted person or if Keeves just has a human pheromone Alice.


No, Ears! No Keeves route this time!


And on a completely unrelated note I just noticed that Keeves' head is slightly off center so it's like he's in the middle of going "oh no you di-int"
Carry on

-- I am Chinese, I have a right to make China jokes!



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In other words, we've basically met every relevant character~! And it only took us over a dozen pages~!


... That's... specific. Why the seventh?


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Okay.

...Keeves, are you spying on us?

Keeves is becoming scarier each time ç____ç *hides behind the sofa*

Anyway Donmai, I love you for the reference to Gakuen Alice *___*

Ahem... the feeling of incoming DOOM is... unsettling D:

I feel like we have to walk on eggshells with this boy. On wrong move and we're all gonna be on the headlines of the news in some brutal murder. His blank, soulless eyes and wistful smile really sell it. Why can't Ears just avoid most of the cast like the plague? I'm totally okay with an Ears, Marlain and Polar sleepover for the rest of the game.

On a side-ish note: if Keeves or Sato doesn't get to Ears first, Jaja's doll is the first suspect.

It's a pity they had to give Keeves that face, too. He isn't shoving appendages in our face, his anatomy isn't nightmarish, and he's not related to JAJA. I can't figure out just how much his face enhances the creepy of his lines, though.

Oh Keeves, you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Seriously, he's either implying that he's a ghost and he's 'moving on' on the 7th or that the world will end on the 7th. Or both.

Or that he will murder Polar and Ears by then.

Quick update while waiting for HoliStar to finish downloading! Merry Christmas Eve! I bring you Keeves!


I dunno, I think I would cut my ear off if it meant I could skip public transportation. Just saying, Keeves.

Oh boy oh boy here comes the family issues part!


Mr. and Mrs. Keeves sound like nice people, but somehow I don't think that's the proper way to go about raising a proper, well-mannered kid...


A remote place where nobody would find the bodies.
-- Oh look! What's that? It's a pigeon! Bye now!

Am I the only one who expected the next thing he said to be, "Until I killed them"?

There's gotta be a reason he's using past tense there. Maybe he's a ghost.

HoliStar is really great. ALL OF MY FEELS. Why isn't there a Hatoful Boyfriend topic in the River Kawaii subforum yet anyway?

Okey dokey done drowning in feels for the time being, let's get back to Keeves~ ... And suddenly, the setting for this story seems a lot more dark...
Now where were we?


Oh right, Keeves telling us about how much he sucked.



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Kill them?


Aw~ How sweet~ So much better than parricide~

And thus with the endless cycle of self-sacrifice, neither him nor his parents ever achieved true happiness. ... -checks calendar- Okay! That fills my Debbie Downer quota for this week, too! Yaaaay~!


Yeah, we all go through rebellious phases that are so extreme that we're kicked out of multiple schools.

And by now, Keeves has vastly improved his body disposal method.


No problem, guy on the bus we've only talked to like twice who suddenly decided to tell his life story!

If you know what I mean.


Time for Ears to get off! ... If you know what I mean.

Bye, Keeves~ If I recall correctly, never gonna see you again after this~
...SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB
Now excuse me while I drown myself in emotions again. Ciao ciao~

Damn it, why do I always have so much in common with the murderer we never see again?

Sorry for the break~ How's that end-of-the-year melancholy treating you guys? Alright? OLL RAIGTH
So then, let's just skip right to the next day's PRC meeting!

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And then Sato murders us.
Bad End get.

Okay, moving on with the actual story:


... He wasn't with us, though?

Jaja, what did you tell him

If my brother was like Jaja I'd worry a lot. Mostly about strangers punching him.

Seeing Sato being a good big brother makes me like him a lot more. But I still wouldn't go for him. Imagine, everytime you go to his place, suddenly JAJA !

I was so proud of myself when I got this reference. XD

Woohoo, sorry for the big break between updates~ My mood bar is back in the positives! Let's get this rolling again! How'd the PRC do?

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Sato, you're looking more and more romanceable every time we see you.




The flyer is also the title screen.
Just so you know.

Well, it's... it's a thing. Good work Sato, I guess ?

Umm... what are those things on the borders? Koala-bear angel communists?

Meanwhile I'm left wondering if the iFilm major has to do with the video sharing site that MTV's network company ate, independent film, or movies made exclusively with Apple programs possibly about eyes.

Or that they let Jaja make the course list and he spells about as well as he speaks.

What if they let Jaja speak for the committee at the portfolio review.

Cut Sato some slack about his terrible flyer. How can he be expected to do anything with Jaja's thumb always in his face?

Wow Marlain, you were way off.

Well, at the very least, we now know that Sato did not major in graphic designing~

Sato, why did you border the poster with dead koalas?
... Is not anyone's immediate reaction because apparently that's the school mascot.
The school mascot is a dead koala.
It's named "Saint."
Yes.



Sato cannot fathom how anyone can find angelic marsupials kawaii.



Sato, your tsundere is showing again .


Yep, the wacky font for the school name and the little koala borders will impress all of the school's sponsors~! ... I'm being sincere.

Yep, so let's print them out and stick them on every available surface! Yaaay!

W-wait, it was supposed to be a good design?!

... don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean...

I still want Jaja's doll. It's so cute with those little red eyes, blank expression, and claws. <3