Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

Smooth save! Ears, why don't you tell him the fascinating story of how your parents actually managed to fit your entire name on your birth certificate


And our first time being unwillingly drafted into a brigade of handsome men and Jaja!

Just a bit?


...
Lie like a dog, yes or no?

Lie like a dog, man. This is a game, who needs honesty when Keeves isn't around to read our damn mind?

Loaded question. Insult the hot guy's beloved little brother or be a huge liar. Can we even force ourselves to speak such a huge lie without bleeding from the eyes?

Yes, for purposes of cute boys, we can. Lie to the pretty man and tell him we like Jaja

No, not a bit, abit. Totally different.

Also, Jaja is too much to handle. If you lie, I'm afraid he will show up more.

You're supposed to be kind to all creatures, great and small. Jaja... is cool, a fine...... little brother.

Why does the game KEEP INSISTING on us giving our opinion of Jaja? *sigh* Fine, Sato, he's a good kid. When he's not present. Like now. So no lie as such.

Maybe Jaja made the game and is somehow keeping track of the Jaja related answers you choose in a weird and poorly conceived attempt to figure out why no one wants to hang out with him.

And if that's the case, then I think it's only fair that we be honest.

Meh, Jaja is a good kid after all. And he kinda forced you into joining a Committee full of pretty boys who want to be your friends and more, which is not a bad thing.

And we can always throw him at Marlain's fiance.

I'm for the honest truth always, so tell him he's too much to handle

Looks like we're lying~!

Él le gusta.
Speaking of Jaja:

Ears, deary, he's always strange.

Nope! No problem at all! So please don't activate your magical oniichan powers and blast us in the face with a laser beam, please and thank you~!

He didn't want to scare us off with his windswept hair and broken neck, after all.



And then he laughs.
I'm so confused right now. The tsundere-ish love interest is being a nice and friendly person and this is all just too overwhelming for me.

So then Sato has to leave because he's got a big 3D animation project to work on, and Ears decides to go home.


Gotta make my mind up, which boy can I daaaaaa--

WARM FEELING GONE.


He knows that Sato's out late tonight working on his project.
He was looking for us.


Nope nope nope nope nope






Roll the credits. Jaja end get.





Sorry, that was a joke.




> Reject him
> Reject him
CHOOSE WISELY, FORUM-GOERS

YOU ARE MUCH, MUCH TOO IRRITATING YOUNG, JAJA.

Also, your name is Jaja. Yes, that automatically ruins everything. Game. WHY. Why. Why. Why. Why.

I approve of this choice.

Uh, you're too young for us. That's the least of your problems, but still.

Isn't there an option "You're fucking annoying and I wouldn't date you even if we were the last two people on Earth"?

Too young. By a lot.

NO. Bad Jaja. Bad. You're too annoying young, now go awaaaay.

It's like the game assumes that Jaja is superspecialawesome and it's our fault if we don't like him / the odd are against us because age difference.

BUT WE REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU, JAJA.

B I don't want a relationship right now.

Because he'll go all "HEY I WILL GROW UP AND YOU WILL SWOON WHEN I'M OLDER !" if we don't shot him down.

I'm just worried with the game's idolization of Jaja that would translate into "OH, RIGHT, THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE, DO YOU, BAD END, LOL."

We must save Marlain from Gallande. We cannot end the game now just because JAJA is being annoying again.

But if we say that, then his brother will know. And then Marlain will know.
And he will be sad.
JAJA, IF YOU RUIN EARS CHANCES WITH MARLAIN I'M GOING TO KIDNAP YOUR DOLL.

Forgive me if this has been addressed before in this thread, but how do you even pronounce Jaja? Because "jah jah" sounds stupid, but so do the only alternatives I can come up with ("zsa zsa" and "ha ha").

I pronunce it as if it was in french. I don't think it's supposed to sound clever XD

I pronounce it Yar-yar. I just realized, though, 'jaja' is actually legitimately something a Dane would say when bored and impatient (it means 'Yes, yes'), so now I will pronounce it Ya, ya.

Where is my option to stab Jaja and take his doll, Game?

Jaja! You are far too young, your mannerisms are annoying, not to mention your speech habits and poor posture~!


So please don't kill us or send your brother after us~!

Your tears do not work on us, boy.


Ooof course it was~


Jaja, boy, I know this is going to be disappointing, but fortune-tellers do not run on magic. They run on math.



Okay-- wait what

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT SATO BEATING US UP

Skip school tomorrow to go frolicking in a meadow with Marlain and Polar at the same time?

Later that night!

Baby we'll come with you any time.
...
No, that joke's still not funny, even the second time. Sigh.

I love these "call my name" sequences. Don't you?

And then it flashes to the football field for a brief second










Welp.

Everybody loves As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get into an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off his own earlobe and gave it to a prostitute for 'safe-keeping' after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum..!

Next week, PRC meeting, Jaja came in late.

~*We had nothing to do with it!*~

~*We are completely unrelated to this small boy's minor depression!*~


Look at how well everyone is getting along!


Yessir, we're all fabulous friends here with no awkward feelings between any of us at all! Haha! Hahaha!

You're moving to another country?


Yay! Marlain actually managed to sell his entire inventory! And Jaja:

...
Okay.

Just put Jaja near them, Sato. They WILL eventually pay to have him removed.

No, I won't stop ragging on Jaja. It's not my fault he has oddly mature feelings towards Ears and it does not obligate me.

Today's also the night for Polar's big fundraising game, so of course we have to go see him! Take a shortcut through the courtyard and--

JAJA STOP--

Oh.
...
Hello.


That depends on whether you're hiding anything up that sleeve?



No, no, we'll surely meet again~ Just because we don't have club together anymore doesn't mean we'll have to stop seeing each other! After all, we're friends and in the same school and friends and alive and alive!

Yes! So please don't do anything rash~!

... Are you actually a woman after all, just like on the first page?!

No. Really?

Sato, look at his name. How can he be a boring person with such an educational name?


Ears senses those quotation marks and asks why 'brother'



Dun
Dun
DUNNNNN

Oh god. Man Pain is incoming, isn't it?

Jaja is secretly a Reaper. Or maybe his parents were just extraterrestrial creatures.

Adopted by SAINTS with legendary patience. But seriously, Sato, I'd be more surprised if you claimed you always liked Ears. Because then your behaviour would be even more confusing than it already was when you went from tsun to dere with the speed of a thousand falling saucepans.

Vicious saucepans.

Sato tells you his life story:

He, Jaja, and some other kid named Maru were raised in an orphanage. Jaja was super sad and quiet back then, didn't speak a lot, clung to either Maru or Sato at all times, you know. They acted up in front of adults so that nobody would ever adopt them because they wanted to stay together forever.

Then one day Maru was adopted anyway. Sato could tell that Maru wanted a real family, not just Jaja and Sato, but Jaja was sad and Sato was like "this is not okay" and vowed to never leave Jaja no matter what.

A man named Gozaburo Kaiba came to the orphanage one day, and Sato impulsively challenged him to a game of chess. If Sato won, then Kaiba would have to adopt both him and Jaja. He won, and was immediately sent for training to become to heir of Kaiba Corporation. Sato didn't want to inherit Kaiba Corporation, and the education was hell, but he found comfort in ballet, so quit boxing club to run away and rob liposuction clinics and make soap bars out of the stolen fat and
Whoops, got a little mixed up there.
I mean Sato and Jaja were adopted by a kind and loving elderly couple and lived with them for four years until Sato was 17. Then they died. And that was pretty much the final brick in encasing Sato's heart in stone or whatever. Unless it comes to Jaja. Then it's full on deredere oniichan mode.

Anyway, they left Sato and Jaja everything in their will, so it's not like they lack money or anything, they've been living at their parents' house, etc etc

"Are you single?"






Ears really is getting all the men latel--

NOPE

JAJA'S PUPIL IS AN X, HE HAS SNAPPED.

Now we'll be beaten to death with a doll and a giant thumb. Damnit, game.

We gonna get murdered so hard.

QUICKLY, BEFORE SATO PULLS A KUNAI FROM HIS ARMPIT



And then he runs away.
Altogether, that went better than expected.


Feel sorry for Vegeta. He hasn't gotten any screentime since forever.

OH GOD HIS EYE D:

OH WHAT NOW--

Marlo, baby! <3



Yeah, we're cool, still alive and all that.
So where U at, boy?


Only you could make that phrase work, Marlycakes.



And now...
A choice that actually matters...

Marlo or Polar?