Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

Marlo. Marlo. Marlo. Marlo.

We can't LEAVE him with that jerk of a fiance. HE HAD ADORABLY AWKWARD HAIR AS A BOY.

We promised Polar we would come but Marlo is fabulous... D:

I can't choooooose !

Torahiko--I mean Polar.

Isn't there a harem ending somewhere?

WHOOPS. We we supposed to be honest in the cafe to get Sato? Now I'll never know...

Either way, Polar. No, he's the one the game wants us to choose. So, Marlain! But I actually kinda like Polar... Screw it, I'm flipping a coin. It was heads, so Polar!

THIS IS THE WORST CHOICE EVER.

Marlo. He's fabulous and his facial expression looks less strained!

MARLO, BABY.

FUCKING CALLED IT

Correction: We're both right, Donmai. They were adopted AND their parents are dead.

And let us hang out with Marlo.

Forever Alone Ending, because I don't really care for anyone! : D

... Or, uh, Marlain. If just for the Mario reference.

Polar of course! I NEED to see his ending XD

MARLO. BE OUR KNIGHT IN A SHINING ARMOR. Which you already are.
BUT BE EVEN MORE SHINING.

This hurts you As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get into an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off his own earlobe and gave it to a prostitute for 'safe-keeping' after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum..!
(Plot twist: Jaja can speak correct english.)

I love Ears' name so much.

The people have spoken! And the people have chosen Marlo!
Timeskip



Ooh Mister As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get into an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off his own earlobe and gave it to a prostitute for 'safe-keeping' after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum. ooh

Yeahhh, forget about Sato and Jaja and Polar and Keeves and the Matrix! Screw it all!

We're just so comfortable around you if you know what I mean
Meanwhile, somewhere far away, Polar is holding back bara tears

I know, right? It has a sofa! And a sofa! And pillows! And a sofa!


... This isn't the part where you reveal that Marlo's dead and you're actually Marlo's twin, is it?




Destiny. Destiny everywhere.


That is mildly concerning considering you knew him for an entire seven days before you could even do basic algebra, but okay?


Just friends? -stares at Ears judgingly-

-- No.

No! This is our time, Marlo.

Baby boy don't you touch that phone.

Don't answer. Let Marlo's ringtone be your soundtrack.

Pick up, because I'm feeling contrary.

I... I...

Goddamnit, I can't do this with Javert turning his back on everything I write. I abstain.

Happy now, grumpytar?

Ears is one smooth operator, getting an engaged man back to his apartment like that.



game's gettin good

I think he sould probably pick up the phone and see what happens

Nope nope nope it's our fabulous Marlo time !

Pick up just to SHUT HIM DOWN!

Final update!
Leave it, Marlo deary, it's our moment!

Goddammit, Ears.



OH THANK GOD I was afraid I'd have to take you out back and put you down, boy!



Aw yeah, seducing a man with a fiance~



Of course, Marlo dear!

Did you think I was joking

Yes, Marlo, I am sure your fiance of three years would not appreciate you getting juicy with a person you've known for less than a month in total


Well, that was resolved rather abruptly.


... I was going to comment on how mildly offputting this sounded until I remembered that the first otome route I ever LPed was about a dude who obtained immortality to manipulate a thousand years of history so that the protagonist could be released.
Well.


Fade to black, and~

Thanks, everybody~ Now I'm off to destroy a monarchy~!

GRAPEFRUIT. DYING. OKAY THEN.

Which Monarchy would this be, Donmai? AND FUCK YEAH, MARLAIN!

So there was actually a CG of Marlain naked?



Anyway I'll have to play this game, I'mm to much curious about Polar's ending...

Nah, just Marlain in lingerie~
... I think~ I've never actually seen lingerie before, so... Haha... Ha...

And you guys have to have to have to try Keeves' route sometimes! He's very true-end-ish! I love true ends!

I just love being trolled by fruit.

And we got Marlo! <3 I kinda hoped in some kind of epilogue. Mostly because I really want to know how this turns out with the Sato-Jaja mess and if they are all still friends.
I may or may not ask too much from games.

That was rather, er, anti-climatic.

May Ears and Marlo have a long and happy life together with their wonderful names.

Hahawhat.
Well, that was..interesting.
But man, it really took a weird turn with Jaja.