Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

You're a boy of many talents, aren't you, Jaja


Shhh
Shhhhhhhh
This is a romance game
Every thing that could possibly determine your love life is 100% accurate


So~ Now, is Ears a Scorpio, a Cancer, or a person who crushes the dreams of small children?

He's 100% right, 20% of the time.

Also option 3. The faster you get away from him, the better your life expectancy.

Well, cancer is bad, and scorpions are bad too. Option 3 it is!

TMGS had proved, beyond any reasonable doubt, that horoscopes do indeed determine your life. Oh, sad X| faces, I should have listen to your wise advice!

Also Jaja transcend simple mathematics! He is 100% right, in every possibility across the multiverse. Such is the power of The Thumb!

Okay, crushing childhood dreams is now added to the ass chewing, rainbow ascending memo.
Crush them dreams. Add "realistic expectation of life's disappointments" to his many talents. Jaja will thank us in tears of joy.

Or more obnoxious thumb dislocation/jabbing/mutilation.

Live long and prosper.

Scorpio GO!

I shall vote for giant radscorpions... I mean Scorpio.
(Hit him with the poison, Scorpy!)

You are totally another sign. Sorry Jaja.

BL. BL never changes.

I can already tell that this VN is going to be a real Brotherhood of Feel.

Excellent counter.

Thanks.
I always keep one in hand.

Cancer because I am contrary and because all my sims ended up with that in The Sims, the original one.

You're a different sign, I think.
Because I kinda hate Jaja.

Cancer because it's also my sign and it means we are the sensitive ones u__u

Although according to the horoscope Pisces are the artsy one.

No-no. Another sign~ Then we should tease Jaja calling him Haha

You should tell him that you're a different sign. Preferably one he doesn't know - make one up! And then run away as fast as possible while he tries to make sense of it.
(And seriously? A deja-vu? Well, deja-vus happen when they change something... Error in the matrix!)

Cancer, because I associate zodiacal signs with Gold Saints and Death Mask seems appropriate.
You're not the only one with a mighty finger, Jaja.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAA
HAHAhahaaaaa~ Whoooooo~
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Oh, right, back on track, Ears has a different sign~ So he takes the book and points out his sign. What's the report, Captain?

This is your fortune-telling thing, you know~

-- My god! He's actually useful!

... Jaja. We're going to be late. Jaja.


Oh my god I loved making those back when I was eight! <3 I wrote little things like "you're going to die in the middle of gardening" or "on your fiftieth birthday, your spouse will be killed by a firetruck"! ... Jaja, I really hope you're not as morbid as I was.

Shut up and take the foreshadowing machine, Ears.


Education time~! Yay! I love learning!

Good Jaja~ Maybe now people will respect you! ... AHAHA.


So far, nobody eager and approachable enough to deserve a sprite, though, so they're probably not going to be relevant to the story at all! Whoop whoop~


-- Bad As a Dutchman AND an art student, I can safely say that Van Gogh didn't cut off his entire ear, and he didn't do it to get to an elite art school, either. Van Gogh was delusional and thought he was being stalked by one of his fellow artists. During a trip to France, Van Gogh stalked said artist with a razor one day, then cut off one of his own earlobes and gave it to a prostitute "for safe-keeping" after wrapping it in a newspaper. He never saw the artist again, and later tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio after which he was put in the asylum.! No speaking in class!



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I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKED YOU AS A PROTAGONIST
-sparkling stream of shoujo tears-


... Coming on a little strong there, eh--

Sorry, lady, this is a Boy's Love game, so--

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Okay you know what I'm just going to keep my trap shut and assume all characters sexless and genderless until proven otherwise. Yeah. That works.

HOW IS THAT A BOY?

FtM transsexual, I assume, possibly...? Which would explain those hips and

and those hips

and those hips and ohhh myyy gooood I want his nail polish. Look at how cute it is! Ohhh~! <3

....Those nails are gorgeous. I want them.

They're looking pretty sharp though MissMr. Bishonen.

Now this is why I tend to stick to furry visual novels. That hair. Those earrings. What.

I think he's a FtM too. I mean, those hips.
Can we have him?

I just read through the whole thread and I can safely say...
...wat.

What is with this game and poking us with random fingers?
Can we ask him where he got his nails done?

That hair is ridiculous, even by animu standards.




Also why are you hanging around so many boygirls when you could be romancing this handsome fella? The most kawaii option, by far.

*flinch*
Please, please don't poke us with your ginormous, perfectly manicured hand, Bishie-san!

Mmhm, this dude is totally an option~ His ending CG is a little racy, though? Not sure if it's too much for the forum, but just in case, I think I'll replace his body with a gigantic grapefruit if we pick him. -nodnod- But then I guess most people are looking forward to the leftmost guy with the sweet abs? Right-o, moving on!



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> dislikes pretentiousness
> applies to elite school for the arts
Okay.


Yeah, Ears! Gratefully accept the mildly phallic object! (If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic~ If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic~ If it's less long than it's wide, then just turn it on the side, now it's longer than it's wide, and it's phallic~)


Hahaha~ ... Now please stop giving us the pointer finger...? Please...?

Now, see, my first wonder was about the species of this 'bishounen', rather then the gender. Broken Forum, thank you for setting my priories straight.

Is this really a BL game, or is it a parody of some sort? Because so far it looks like 'Gakuen Heaven - the abridged and indie version'.

edit: DAMN YOU. I HAVE THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW. FOREVER. (it went all the way through, hohoho)

I'm kind of partial to Darling-kun if only because he looks like the ultra-camp lovechild of Fenris and Isabela.

CANNOT UNSEE.gif <--not an actual gif, do not adjust your screens

Bro's nails are fabulous, and I love grapefruit.

Ears, your target has been acquired.

But we haven't even met Buff Jock yet!

And Buff Jock looks like human bishie Torahiko after his tanktop shrank in the washer.

Yes.

This is true. I suppose Ears will just have to kiss all the boys.

Save for Jaja. Because he's Deja-Shun.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who became fixated on that thing.
And because I have problems, I must do this.

I don't know. I think I get more of a pear vibe from him.

Just look at those eyes (?). He's too nervous and shy to talk to the MC.

He's all tangled up in his insecurities. The MC just needs to go over there and unravel the threads (cables?) holding him back from the rest of society.
What?
Don't most people dress up in metaphors of their issues?

True, piercing are an external expression of ANGST, SO MUCH ANGST.
Kissing all the boys is an excellent idea, as soon as we find some >_>
This are some girly boys, even by the usual BL standard. They'd give Shuichi a run for his pink hair.