Let's Play Dream Saviour Gakuen! (gaussian guys everywhere)

I kind of like Marlain. He's sassy.

Same. He had me at speed reading XD. But he does confuse me subtly every time I look at him.

Marlain would make the best sassy gay friend. Not entirely sure about his qualifications as a sassy gay boyfriend, but he would make a good sassy gay friend..

Yes, sir~



That explains the bass in the window.


That was nice~ I wonder what kind of love interest we'll meet next~

...
No. Bad Jaja. Go away.

And take that thumb with you.

is not what Ears says because he is a polite lad. "Hey, what's up?"


Jaja
Jaja where is your family
Why can they afford to send you here but not give you speech therapy



-waves- Bye bye, tiny little boy~! Forever

Holy balls, that's a nice apartment.



~*LOVE*~
The answer is always love
You're the protagonist of a BL game. Deal with it. Love > academics.

Woohoo~

-- HOLY BALLS

EARS STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE


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I... Is this what the average university student's apartment looks like?! I can't wait to grow up!

Oh, right, forgot, foreshadowing machine.

Jaja, get out of our room.


... That last number... is slightly less than 10,000...!
So right pick a number any number listed.

PUT YOUR FINGER/THUMB DOWN
YOU AREN'T EVEN PRESENTING EVIDENCE

7. 7!

It's a 7-7-7!

I really should go and make one of those things. How are they called in English, anyway? I know it as Qwa Qwa, which is kids' speak for quack quack. You play it to that song, hang on /wikipedia. In English they call it Stella Ella Olla. The words are different, but the tune is about the same.

9999. Because if you are making people say your name then you can count all the way to 9999.

9999, just to see if he actually has the PATIENCE for it.

Back when I was a kid, we just called them fortune-tellers~ We also drew colored circles over each of those four sleeve thingies so the kids picked a color and a number so it was like R-E-D-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 and then picked which number inside the fortune teller to open and that was it~ It was so much fun even though choosing 1 is the same as choosing 3 so you might as well just go even-or-odd and save yourself a lot of handwork~

9999 of course! And holy shit, I want to live in an apartment like that too!

We used it less for fortune telling and more as a psychologist - like, it would say "you're really funny" or "the boy that picks on you likes you". Dunno why - maybe that was just how we did it in my school.

Also, kids do not think mathematically, which is why En Den Dino is still a valid way to make decisions among those under 12.

IT'S OVER 9000

We must pick 9999. For reasons.

Will choosing the 9999 option open up Vegeta as a love interest?


Oh boy oh boy~!

9999! It's meant to be!

And I'm all for Marlain right now.

Tell me I'm not the only one.

You aren't but I wasn't going to be the one to say it.

I didn't want to either, but I'm sleepy so I make bad decisions.

Same, same.

Sorry to be a dream-ruiner, but no. No college apartment is that nice unless it's new and in the $500+ range.


Edit: I'll take 2 for $500, Bob.

Voting for 9999.

Guys, Jaja is ruining 'mang' for me. I love saying 'mang'; it's such a delightful piece of gibberish, and I call people 'mang' with this redneck twang to my voice that's all kinds of hilarious. I enjoy saying 'mang' almost as much as I like calling all my friends 'broptimus prime'. I don't want to have 'mang' ruined for me by a demon shota.

............................................

TIME TO DROWN MY TEARS BY SWISHING THE FORTUNE TELLER THING 9,999 TIMES

... Fortune-teller, are you telling us to be nice to Jaja?
...

Here, vide. Also, fuck Jaja. And not in the obviously illegal way. I mean the illegal way that involves a chainsaw.

Vegeta is both a great saiyan and yet a small male.

We are on Vegeta's route.


Oh Vegeta I LOVE confetti.
How did you know~

BEST ROUTE <3

With all of the fab outrageous hair in the title screen, I wouldn't be surprised if Vegeta squeeeeeeeeeee is a legit route. Wait did I just fangirl there for a second? Gah.. first rewatching pokemon and now fangirling over DBZ and then my avatar and ITS A BLAST FROM THE PAST EVERYWHERE

When I was younger, I bought the soundtrack for the first Pokemon movie. I found it recently, and blast it in the car whenever I get the chance--although, love songs about not pressuring a girl into sex are NOT what I think of when I think of Pokemon. The theme song remix is so dramatic that it makes up for it, though. ^^

Hahahahahahaha...haha...ah..*sobs*

...wait, what?

Guys, Jaja just wants you to appreciate cozy British serials from the 80s with the Fifth Doctor, Robert Hardy and dead animals!

Also, fetching theme song:

You are definitely not the only one. I could barely contain my giggling. /immature

Jaja...JAJA...JAJA! Put your tongue back to your mouth and speak normally!

<-- Said Yon with this kind of avatar...

Haha, glad to know it has a similar name in other languages, too! We call it Coin-Coin in French (so basically the same thing, just the French equivalent of quack).

In English, we called them Cootie-Catchers at my school. Hell if I know why. I went to a French school, though, so maybe they have a different name in actual Anglophone circles.

In this post: Ears has significantly more healthy habits than most people I know~ Good Ears~

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and likely to meet yaoi bishies uguu~


...
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

In my day, we just called 'em fortune tellers.

After we'd pulped the tree and made the paper, me and my friends would hunt down some charcoal and sundry things to mash up to make the colored corners on it. We'd write the fortunes inside the flaps with the last bits of the charcoal, getting the fortune teller as close to the candle as we dared, giggling late into the night over the thought of someone getting the one that said 'new beu's a murderer' or 'your first babe will be a bastard'. We lost some sleep, and we'd make a few more mistakes down in the mines the next mornin', but makin' 'em was half the fun, I tell ya. After our shifts were up we'd gather around and enjoy the fruit of our labors...

Ah, memories. You whippersnappers don't even know what you're missing with your newfangled 'Cootie-Catchers'.

Next morning!

Oh, if only some handsome boy would come and save us~!
...

Phooey.
TIMESKIIIIIP (and no pretty boys were encountered that morning)


"I was distracted by those mesmerizing rainbow stairs. My god. If only my apartment's stairs were as decadent as those stairs." And then I was interrupted by...


I repeat: and no pretty boys were encountered that morning.


-revs up chainsaw-


If you did, we'd feel less guilty about killing you, at least <3



AHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE <3
IT'S TOO LAAAAAAATE~

... Where is the liver, I wonder? Do you know, Jaja?

-- !!


NAGEKI..................

Oh, right, education time. Creep mode, off!

Yeah see you later-- Waaait a minute


-steps dramatically towards the small, defenseless boy-
-step-
-step-
-step-
...


Haha~ Yeah~ Have to keep in shape~


Wasn't that nice?

Jaja, you have officially outclassed Shun as the most annoying shota in shota history.

I just can't get over that speech impediment.

I don't mind the speech impediment. It's just him in general that irks me. He means well, but I just don't like kids.

So there's track tryouts after skoo, and a ghost haunting the skoo as well.

It's too bad Ears goes to a school and he's going to miss out on all that fun, Jaja.