Let's Play Even More Pokemon! (Platinum)

As soon as I leave Jubilife City...

Before I even have time to react, he challenges me to a battle.

It... Doesn't go well for his Pokemon; VaticanCam takes down his Starly without much effort and Turtwig is knocked out after just one hit from Flonne.

He looks like he's about to cry.

...Yeah, I do.

He takes off down the route without even a goodbye.

VaticanCam growls from by my feet. I reach down to pat his head.

It's okay. I know what to do now. I know how to fix it.

Try this.

MC is now entering a level I am excitedanxious to see.

Is this where MC starts cutting people with her cleaver?

Is this the part where Lucas becomes yandere for Vide and it's a big happy yandere triangle?

Yes.

...Oh, this sounds interesting Master <3

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YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER <333

NEXT UPDATE SLIGHTLY DELAYED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Translation: the house down the street from my apartment building is burning and there's like a million fire trucks and also we may be evacuated because trees.

Oh dear lord it's a warning from the gods.

THEY'VE SEEN THE MONSTER YOU ARE CREATING VIDEET.
BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID.

I FEAR NOTHING.

Things are no longer on fire so update shall come shortly~

You fear nothing?~ Don't tempt me.

...Okay. I fear three things. And if you post any of them I will... I will... I will pout like fuck.

You pout so adorablywell though~

Also I'll stab you in the kidney.

Thaaaaaaat's a little more convincing to keep my mouth shut >.>

A small bug Pokemon attacks me on the way to Oreburgh.

... Mum's really kind of cute.

He IS kind of cute. I think MC is warming up to Pokemon.

MC doesn't have that many problems with Pokemon.

Humans, on the other hand...

...This fight seems very unfair.

THAT thing is cute!

We fight off a bunch of Pokemon, and some trainers.

The trainers aren't there anymore. Flonne looks a little nervous, but VaticanCam seems content.

Mum, however...

I remember thinking when my GBA became outdated it was just as well, new Pokémon looked weird.

I may have been too swift to decide that,

I decided to start a new Pokémon Platinum game inspired by this thread, and even though I usually pick female characters for Pokémon, here I just... couldn't. This thread has ruined Dawn for me ;-;

What are you doing now she can come after you!

Oh shit I didn't think of that

Dammit, Vide, maybe you just ruined Platinum for me in general.

I-I just wanted to help.

It's okay honey I didn't mean it you know I love you <3

Jacquelle x videetcredere forever

I think I need to just give up and become a polygamist.

Question! Does rival-tsundere Videet fit into all this, or is that a seperate continuity?

Jacquelle x videetcredere x Eboby x Randissimo x Dokosu OTP?

Yeah, I just pinged myself, you wanna make something of it I need sleep

I approve. I love you Jacquelle/ videetcredere/ Eboby/ Randissimo! <3

Pats back, I understand your feelings.
Before I could control it, I had downloaded Pokemon Emerald. Thank god I strayed away from Nuzlocke though, my pokemon skills sucks as it is

Hey, sorry for derail, but is there any safe or reliable places to download roms? Because the places I'm going to keep sending pop-ups and dubious... stuff onto my screen.

This seems like a solid plan.

I cannot take a fucking STEP inside the cave leading to Oreburgh without being ambushed by something why.

The cave between Jubilife is filled with Geodudes and Zubats. Plus two more trainers.

Zubats really like blood.

After the fight, though, Flonne starts shaking and quivering.

Flonne, are you okay...?


...Oh, I see.

And just to give everyone their daily dose of nightmare fuel while I grind through Oreburgh finding all of the things and talking to everyone:

Vide gets to catch that. Courtesy of Tumblr.

..... hello there.....

*whimper*