Let's Play Even More Pokemon! (Platinum)

Flareon = Sideswipe or Hot Spot

That is all.

... Do I need to say it?

I can has Galade?

Waiiit a second.

This is going to be an origin story, isn't it? Boy almost gets murdered by crazy Yandere Pokémon girl, takes revenge by turning the world into a corrupted hellhole.

I'm onto you, Videet.

Next thing you know smackjeeves might have a webcomic based on this. The horror!

Pokemon: Darkness Begins

I want to be a pokemon too~ I don't know what though because I can't remember what is in 4th gen. I should go look at my own game.

Can someone tell me who Baro is..? I FEEL LEFT OUT.

Your chariot awaits!

Also, I fell incoherent to what's going on somewhere along the way; this is the best I can do. ):

If you're sure.

Disclaimer: If you go insane, I am not legally responsible. Read Pokémon Quartz LPs responsibly.

ETA: Dammit, Fontaine. How are you that fast?

Short answer: The creator of Pokemon Quartz. He made his NPCs really mary sue his existence more or less.

Any type preference?

Baro is the love interest, silly~

Well yes. This also is true. For now just think of him as your rival.

There are too many answers to that question; most of them funny. XD

Ooh I still haven't finish catching up Quartz yet! I forgot about Baro...

I want to be Roselia! Or Shellos (East Sea)?

Imgur stop being stupid.

I couldn't find Baro anywhere outside. I wonder if he went ho-

...Wha... I-is he mad at me...? No, no, no, he can't be mad at me. It's a misunderstanding. That's all.

Of course he isn't mad at me. Baro never gets mad at me.

He always was the forgetful type.

I follow him back inside, and he runs upstairs almost before I'm in the door, leaving me alone with his mom.

She never did seem to like me much. Not that it mattered.

What, she didn't even know that?

Baro is taking a while. I hope he's okay. Maybe I should check on him.

Ooh, ooh, can I be a Pokemon? Fire and psychic are my favourite types, so it'd be cool if I could be one of them c:

Everyone who wants to be a Pokemon can be one. ♥

The MC is being kind of adorable.
...
... Wait she's going to be yandere-

-OH DEAR GOD.
WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF

I feel like I'm doing my job correctly if you're filled with these emotions.

WELL YES.
THAT WAS A COMBINATION OF MY SQUEES.
THEN THE FACT I WAS SUDDENLY REMINDED OF YUNO.
I'M TORTURING MYSELF ALREADY. It's only my third day ;_;

It's okay. ♥ We love masochists here!

I can't have too many feels about MC, because whatever she's planning on doing to Baro, he deserves it. Yes, even that.

I, for one, welcome our new yandere MC overlord.

He was talking to himself about something when I got upstairs.



I wonder what he needs ten million dollars for. He always was so specific about it.

And then he left without me again.

Why does he keep doing that?


He was about to go into the grass. But he could get hurt in there... I grab his sleeve without thinking about it.



I must have looked pretty worried. And for good reason- he said our plan was just running really fast through the grass.


This was a horrible idea.

Baro, you are filled with horrible ideas. Stop it.

Just remember... what we are doing here will create the Baro we know.

Maybe, He has a huge debt with all the ten million dollar threats going around and he wasn't joking about fining her ten million. But since protag-chan isn't cooperating he has no choice but to take drastic measures and try to get her mauled to death. I bet he made her sign a will leaving everything to him.

He's probably unstable enough that Quartz is inevitable. Might as well get a few scissor stabbings in while we still can.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY REASONABLE.
GO MC GO.
MAKE US PROUD.

MC will do her best not to disappoint anyone~

Why does Baro always do these things? He's going to get hurt... And then... And then...

Strangely enough, it was Professor Rowan himself who stopped Baro.

I didn't like his tone. Why was he yelling at Baro? He didn't have any right to yell at Baro. The professor didn't know him.

Neither of them wanted to back down. I think I'm glaring at the old man. I don't care.

The professor looked uncomfortable with how intently I was staring at him. He deserved it. How dare he yell at Baro.

The way Baro treated him made me feel better, though. Even if he was some famous scientist, that didn't really mean anything. I was still more important.

*eyes* Why do I want to make this a manga?

I don't want to be a pokemon, but I do want you to name a Jigglypuff Megatron.

Are you me.
The Jigglypuff is currently on my FireRed game.

I just woke up and find the thread exploded with epic.
DO SO APPROVE.







...and somehow, game-self suddenly screamed,sat down in a corner,hugged her knees and started rocking back and forth - crying.
Oh my god..this makes me a monster that's out to kill him doesn't it?

Oh! And types...anything but ground,rock and bugs is fine! :D

This LP is going to make me feel affection for Baro, isn't it?

Goddamn it.

Who knows...

You weren't already in love with him? <3 <3

I'm good at inducing this feeling.

...fuck.

Update tomorrow when I get home from the doctor~

I have no idea about anything past Gen 3 but if you need a Pokémon name, I'd love to be one. And fight Baro. And probably fail and get horribly mutated.

Well I think it's a wonderful skill, inducing feelings of love and adoration and general fluffiness for a psychopathic mass murderer bent on warping the world. Bonus points for using a ten year old-ish(?) yandere with probably cute pokemon as your tool!