Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by Sofalisa, Sep 23, 2012.
I would love to said Randy but I will be nice with Tim this time, go talk to him.
I think it's an implicit true thing.
Have you heard about the worst book in the world? It's named The eye of Argon or something similar. I've read an article about it that showed some paragraphs examples to why is this book the worst book in the world.
Well, they should review this. 50 Shades is still worse, in my opinion.
There's different categories of badness. The Eye of Argon is a specific type of amateur writer badness, characterized by basic spelling, grammar, and formatting errors in addition to the larger issues of plot, character, and style. 50 Shades may be bad in terms of style and substance, but it's at least competent. Something like The Eye of Argon could never gain the same level of non-ironic popularity. Basically, they're in such separate categories to me that I can't even compare their badness in any fair way.
People buy 50SoG non-ironically. NOBODY reads the Eye of Argon non-ironically.
Don't challenge people to find you something worse than 50SoG. I can do it. You won't thank me. At least the Eye of Argon is entertainingly bad.
Heh, I know, I'm just joking. But really, the quotes I've read on the article weren't what I would call too horrible. In the commentaries, a lot of people said it was style judgement. But maybe it was the translation that saved those quotes after all.
Maybe someday I can take some time and read it.
*masochist thoughts* I could even write my adventures about it, hohoho.
Speaking of entertainingly bad, this is still one of my favorites.
Please, don't find me anything worse. I want to keep myself sane.
I've written worse already. A stupid nonsense story I wrote with 13 and forgot to mention here. But I did it just for the sake of LOLs, and never really considered showing it to anyone but my two best friends at the time.
That was hilarious
Sounds like some classmates' essays I've already read in elementary school.
It's extremely rare I show off anything I've written. I was okay with KotOR fanfiction for whatever reason, but if it's an original character story I feel odd about having people read it unless they really know me well.
You sent it twice.
So I did. Fixed it, sorry. I guess the forum lied to me when it said I had to try again >_>
One of my hamsters just died.
I feel awful.
Oh no... what happened, do you know? Was it old age?
No. I think she was ill. I could never tell.
What hurts is that I couldn't bear looking at her one last time. My father took her away and I could do nothing.
She was special. One of her eyes was red and the other black. I'll miss her so much.
At least I have the other one, but she's quite uneasy with her sister's death.
Broken Forum lied to me again about not posting stuff. This is happening a lot.
I'm starting to think it's not just my connection playing games with me...
I am terribly sorry to hear about your hamster. I never had any pets myself, but my after school club had some goats, and I was very fond of one of them who'd been born there. I'd seen her grow up, even. One day she just got ill and three days later they told me she'd died. I avoided the pen for days after that.
What's your other hamsters like?
It's only one, female too. They're exactly the same, except both of the alive one's eyes are black. She's white with caramel/orange spots. Like Hamtaro.
I love that colouration. She sounds very adorable. Is she okay? I know horses can mourn pretty intensely, but I'm not sure how hamsters stand on that.
Like I said, she's uneasy. They were always together after all, they used to fight a lot, but they also used to warm each other while sleeping, and suddenly she isn't warm and doesn't fight anymore. It must feel lonely.
If it helps in any way, I know horses, again, stop mourning after around 3 days. They feel intensely, and then it's out of their system. I assume it's because as an animal that might get preyed upon, they can't afford sorrow for months.
So sorry to hear that. Just say if there is anything we can do.
Maybe some cute pictures therapy? OwO
Here, have a baby hazel dormouse!
*Throwing up rainbows* So cute!!!
They look part squirrel, part mouse and 100% adorable. Apparently they nest in the ground over the winter so you can find a lot of images of them sleeping curled up in people's palms. I went with the baby for extra cute.
I'm sorry about your hamster! But I will try and help bring the cute.
I'm sorry, Sofalisa. I had a dog when I was little that one day "escaped". I discovered years later that in reality it had been run over by a car and died, my parents didn't want to hurt me and so they lied to me.
Some time after they got me another pet... and it died too. Only this time was different because I had it for years.
Some cute pictures for you:
And funny things:
Thank you very much guys :)
When I was little I had a cat I loved very much. But it gave me strong allergies, so my parents gave it away. Also, I had a fish that died after only one week, and another hamster, all white and male, which died from old age. He lived longer than most hamsters normally do.
Sorry about your hamster. It's always sad when a pet dies :(
I'm very sorry as well. =( I have three cats that I just saw today for the first time in ages (just came home from college) and I can definitely empathize. /hugs/
Oh, you guys, always making my day. There's no better therapy than cute pet pictures therapy.
Okay, I'm updating a little bit today. Tim won again. There's no struggling, Randy.
Awwn, cute little Tim!
Let me hug you~!
Just open your heart to us!
Then he was beaten by money and power?
Collar? He was a jeweler too? What an amazing dad!
Oh, that happens all the time in Brazil.
Well, good thing you didn't stand up and fight too, because then you would probably be dead and we wouldn't met!
Haven't he just said that?
And he doesn't answer!!! Could the sentences have been swapped?
Yeah, homework never got done by itself either. A shame.
Awwn, Tim, you're a good person, except being kinda cold, evil and egoistical!
Oh!!! So you're taking your mafia revenge on the vampires! Seems fair.
Well, I guess. Eric told all those stuff about he getting mad and killing everybody, after all.
HELL YEAH THE DRUGS HAVE ARRIVED!
... Wait. These are no drugs!
OH OH MAYBE WE'LL DRESS OURSELVES LIKE CAMOUFLAGE SOLDIERS TO LOOK LIKE CULT MEMBERS SO WE CAN SNEAK IN! TIM YOU'RE A GENIOUS!
Ooh. I can't imagine how a tent can be a sleeping bag, though.
But then if something happens to mom no one will be there to save her!
On the other hand, SLEEPING WITH TIM! At least at the same forest.
OR a surprising hungry bear!
Uhuhu~! Somebody's gotta stay together~!
Yep, Lizzy's not that cute and innocent.
I'll update more tomorrow, I guess... Sleepy...
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