Let's play Fatal Hearts - Because there aren't vampires enough these days

Oh, then there's something else. I smell mini-games.

Lucy: That makes it ripple so you can't see yourself anymore.
Lucy: Then you think about love, concentrate really hard, and touch the petals. Move them around until the rippling stops.

But if I move them around, won't there be more ripples?

Christina: And then I'm supposed to see my true love in the water?
Lucy: No, then you're supposed to sleep with the petals under your pillow. You see your true love in your dream.

We're so going to see Sebastien again.

Christina: I guess I can try.

Then mini-game. Of course.



Christina: Are you going yo try now?
Lucy: Oh, I've already done it.

Guess who was it~?

Christina: Who did you dream about?



YOU'RE AVOIDING QUESTIONS AGAIN, LUCY!



Christina: No... I'm kind of tired. I didn't sleep well last night.

Yeah, let's sleep already, before the flowers lose it's effect.

Christina: I've been having nightmares... but I can't remember them once I'm awake.

I would be grateful for not remembering Sebastien.



We all hope.

We hope it doesn't bring us closer to that truly regretable beard.

What are those even for anyway? I never understood them.

Neither do I. It's just for fun, I guess. They're cute.

Get the pillow ready? You make homemade pillows, Lucy? That's awesome!



I pause for a moment in the hallway, listening. Lucy said her parents were home, but there's no sign of them.

They're stealthy. Like the night.

She said they wouldn't bug her with me here. I guess they really, really don't like me.

I think if they didn't like you, they would bug her even more. At least that's what I would do.



Lucy sleeps in the corridor? Her parents are really cruel, huh?
Also... WE'RE SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED THAN LUCY! Now, Chris' absolutely get laid.



... Oh, forget it. Chris' sleepiness is a killjoy.

I fell myself rocked in unseen arms, a child, warm and safe.

What? It means our true love is mom?
It makes sense. I mean, people usually love their mommies, right? Mainly when they're Best Mom Ever.

But it's not enough. There's something missing.
I have to find...



I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Ugh.

Go away, beard. Nobody wants you.

It's not even a proper beard. Look how wispy and unstylish it is! No man with any pride would parade such inadequate facial hair in front of his dear lady-friend. None!

Hahaha, oh, you guys. There's no better fun than mocking Sebastien's beard.

I'm not sure 'beard' is the right word. Calling that a beard is an insult to true beards.

Yeah, is just... Awkward facial hair.
I bet that if his beard could talk, it would be a boring and obnoxious, uh... talking beard.
Or talking awkward facial hair.

EDIT - Wrote hair face instead of facial hair... Shouldn't write English when I just got up.
'Cause y'know, in Portuguese, the "facial" part comes after.

Name? What name? I said no name. Your beard is making you hallucinate, Sebastien.



I dunno about that.



GASP! HE WAS CHEATING ON US! Sebastien, you're the worst love interest ever.
..... Nope, there's Cafe 0 guys.



Your lover.

He's conspiring with her to kill you coldly.



Damn, Chris, you were much smarter in your past life.



But... You were bracing yourself already!



Your penis?



In all the world, only you can ever touch my penis.

Sorry, but it just fits perfectly.

Well, he may have a fucked up beard, but at least his fingertips are elegant!



Ugh, stop with this Liebchen talk already!



AAAAAAAAH NO NO NO NO NO DON'T KISS MEEEEEEE!



..................
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!



THIS CG'S SO CUTE! LOOK AT LUCY'S EYES! I WANNA LICK THEM!
... It wouldn't be healthy for her eyes, though. BUT WHO CARES?

THIS ROUTE HAS THE CUTEST CGS, AND I MUCH PREFER LUCY'S FACE TO HIS EVEN IF SHE DECIDES TO GROW A BEARD, I MEAN...

*ahem*

CUUUUUUUUTE!

It wouldn't be pretty.



...
I regret nothing.

Aaaaw, but it's cute like that! She's a widdle chibi man...

...Still cute :P

Guys why does Lucy look sad?

Chris, did you yell something bad in your sleep? DX

She looks scared to me.

/squints/

...Hmm, maybe...

Maybe Chris was screaming in desperation when Sebastien tried to kiss her.

She just looks like she just woke up and is slightly confused, I think. /story of my life

Heh.

I think she is just embarassed.
And oooh, that moment is coming, huh? So creepy.

Wow, didn't knew that!

Ooh, that part.
That part.

That part? I have no idea what that part is. You guys are making me nervous!

^

Don't worry, you'll know soon enough. Unfortunately.

if it involves zombies the Zafehouse LP has reliably informed me they can be countered by evil little girls, homosexual transformers and yappy little dogs.

So, if any of you didn't got it, Chris almost kissed Lucy while she dreamed about kissing Sebastien.



Yeah, it's all Sebastien's fault!
We should thank him later.

She probably won't remember anything.
What if she comes looking for me?

Why are you making such a big deal about it? You didn't really get to kiss her anyway, and you were sleeping. Just apologize and go back to sleep!

I could say I had to go to the bathroom...
... I see the door start to open and flee down the stairs.



A nice surprise. Lucy's much cuter than Sebastien. Unless Sebastien had a nice beard/no beard and shorter hair, because that hair doesn't really suit him.

When I opened my eyes, I really expected to see...

Sebastien? NONONONONO, I would expect to see anything except Sebastien in front of me when I wake up.

Sebastien.

Holy shit, Chris.

Is that my one true love, then?

Well, I just hope that stupid charm doesn't really work.

He must have lived and died a hundred years ago.

You'd be surprised.

Maybe there's no one left for me.
I hear a sound behind me and turn, ready to explain to Lucy about my dream.



... Uh, H-hi, creepy laser-shooting eye dad. I was not searching your house for weird cult stuff or anything. I just woke up from a strange dream, that's all. I mean, I'm serious this time.

Steve Torvill: Christina...
Christina: Um, I just... came downstairs to get a drink of water.



HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS, HE'S SO CREEPY T___T

PEPPERSPRAY, PEPPERSPRAY.

Wait, no better idea. STUFF HIM IN THE MICROWAVE! IT WORKED ON THE EVIL PHONE!

That would be fucking epic.

... Why does that matter to you?

Christina: What? Fifteen, same as -
Steve Torvill: When is your birthday?

... W-way to ask personal question suddenly, huh, creepy dad?

Why is he asking me that?
Christina: January 26.

CHRIS, DON'T GO AROUND TELLING PERSONAL STUFF TO OLD CREEPY MEN THAT WEARS A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR TRENCH COAT!

Steve Torvill: Raise your head - let me look at your properly.

O_O

Steve Torvill: You're a very pretty girl.

NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONO GET AWAY FROM MEEE!

And I'm very alone, and I'm only wearing a nightgown. I've got to get out of here.

HOLY SHIT CHRIS, RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY!

Christina: Good night, Mr. Torvill.



We're back to the security of Lucy's arms again. Phew!



You must have fainted after that terrible experience.



Chris' so calm. If a creepy man harassed me like that in the middle of the night with me only wearing a nightgown, I'd probably hit his head with a pan or stuff him in the microwave.



Terribly. TERRIBLY.

That is, like, the second worst question you can ask when dressed like that.

MICROWAVE, MICROWAVE! AND WE WANT MOMMY T_T

What's the first?

"Would you like to see some puppies?"

or

"Would you like a piece of candy?"

probably

I guess worst than that would be "Do you want a... popsicle?"

"Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?" >_>

"Can you bathe by yourself yet?"

WORST QUESTION WIN