We must tell her the truth! "So, Lucy, I didn't dream about you like you expected, but well, at least I almost kissed you during sleep! Also, your dad is a creepy pedophile." Christina: Not very well, really. Christina: I was dreaming about this gorgeous guy, but when he was just about to kiss me, I woke up - and I'd sort of rolled into you. GORGEOUS GUY? YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SEBASTIEN THERE? Chris, I gotta take you to an ophthalmologist. "And then he harassed me, but no problem, I just stuffed him in the microwave and now there are pieces of his body spread through all the kitchen. You can clean that for me, right, dearie? Bye, kisses" Christina: He was acting really creepy, saying how pretty I was - I think he might have been drunk. Or doing some drugs the cult stole from Tim's gang, or whatever. Christina: So I ran back upstairs and I don't think I got a lot of sleep after that. I know it's difficult to believe your dad's a pedobear, Lucy, but YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH! Christina: Would that mean your dad is my true love? Ew. ..... Chris, that's the worst headcanon EVER. Lucy: No... I don't know. You girls are taking this true love thing too seriously, to even consider that. And not a single fuck was given that day. Thank god that perverted man isn't here.