Let's play Love Letter From Thief X, cause stealing (hearts) is sexy!

where is the 'YES PLEASE' option?!

i mean eveennntuuaaallly these two will be perfect together. kind of like cookies and milk...

please,whatever you do, don't think about little sighs of contentment every time you dip cookies into milk! i'm so not sorry you all had to see that. i'm sure it will never leave your mind now.

Ok ladies, we are gonna scream really loud now!!



Riki: ...? Shup... (Idfk what thats supposed to mean.)
Riki slowly opens his eyes.
Riki: What are you doing?
Sari: That's what I should ask you!



Sari: W-What?! You're the one who hugged me! And I liked it...
Riki: Stop lying. Even if I was half asleep, I wouldn't make a move on a woman like you!
Sari: HEY! Not only are you denying it, you're talking bad about me too?!
-Yeah, Stop or I'll punch you in the lips.....with my lips...
Riki: Huh?
Sari: ACHOO!!
Riki: Woah, what the hell was that all of the sudden??
Sari: I'm sorr-ACHOO
Riki: GIve me your bath towel.

Riki uses the towel to dry off her wet hair.

Riki: Maybe you just got a chill from your wet hair.





Riki: What do you say, doggie?
Sari: I'm not gonna bark! (Unless you're into that.....)
Riki: Don't be a smart ass, dummy.
Sari: I'm going to sleep now.

Riki takes the couch and gives Sari the bed.

>Morning Time<

Sari smells miso soup and follows the scent downstairs....



Sari: Good morning, Kenshi. Where's Riki?
Kenshi: He's at work, so I'm watching you.
Sari: What does he do?

Sari finds out that Kenshi is a firefighter. And Riki works as a government official at the Ministy of Finance.

Sari: Government Official?! Whaaaat!!!



Kenshi dishes out miso soup.

Sari: This is really good soup. The broth is perfect.
Kenshi: Yep, Riki made it.
Sari: Riki seems like he's perfect at everything. Only the most elite government officials get to work at the Ministry of Finance.





Sari slams Takuto on the back to keep him from choking.
Takuto: You didn't have to hit me so hard!
Sari: What's your job Takuto?
Takuto: None of your business!
Kenshi: Takuto is a programmer. A genius hacker.

Sari then cleans all day until Riki comes home.

Riki: Sari are you feeling ok?


Oooooooooooooooh you little asshole darling!
Sari: I'm not sick.



At the expensive French restaurant:

Riki: This table has the best view in the whole restaurant.
Sari: Really, do you come here often, on dates?
Riki: Yeah, sometimes.Have you been on a date before? No matter how prude you are, you've at least been on a date before, right?
Sari: I go out occasionally, but I can't date just anybody...





What to do, guys?!?!

Oh wait I have a macro for this!



...no, seriously, Riki, what are you doing? I am curious to hear the explanation.

Impromptu staring contest gooo~!

Uh... Riki? What the HELL are you doing!?!?

maybe if we gaze at him long enough he'll stop making moves on us. Or continue, that would be fine too.

Whut? What are you doing? We're not that close yet.

EDIT: Ack! My "setting the time in the video" thing didn't work. :X Just go to 1:44.

Oh! And forgot to vote! I'm gonna say, A.

...what.

Riki.

...are you a confusion-dere or something?

Because I'm very confused.

Instead of gazing at him, just throw him one of these looks:



Stay cool protag-chan....stay cool...C!

Sassy Gay Friend!

Mm, either A or C. I'm hoping for a cold gaze for C but it's probably not going to happen.

most. evil. look. ever! ( well he called her a dog, so he quite deserved the ice cold eyes)

Well, since we went with the option to yell at him the last time - let's try a different approach here so we now which works best on Mr. Sexy Gloves Riki! Sooo .. let's STARE gaze at him!

Also, for those interested, Boss' route is out on iOS! So all of you wanting to romance him and his beard, your chance is here! :D~
As for me .. it means one step closer to getting Tatsuro's route released. Soon Tatsuro .. SOON! *mwahahah*

I'm voting A. Because seriously, whatthefuckisgoingonright now

On another note...

Uncle Kuni, you didn't tell me you were a thief as well!

Just started Boss's route.








He KNOWS about us.

I can't get over how he looks exactly like the Captain but with glasses.

You're right, he's onto us! Scatter and regroup at the usual location, everyone! *flees*

Ok, So we are going with..............



Riki: Since you're so inexperienced at dating, shouldn't you at least get in some practice?
This guy...........pfft.
Sari: I don't need to!
Riki: What? You're no fun.
Well I do need some practice in rounding the bases, if you know what I'm sayin....
Riki: Go on and order whatever you'd like.
Riki opens the menu for her. (cause apparently MC is too dumb to know how open a menu. I guess he figures the only restaurant she's been to has a sign board menu with photos of food....)



-yah! You tell him!
Riki: Oh, I was just thinking about how your face really does look like a commoners
-OMG THIS GUY!!!! I'm gonna lose it!!!
Sari: ...So what you're really trying to say is how noble yours is, right?
-Girl, you know your sarcasm is lost on this guy....
Riki: Yep, sure is.
-Told you


-Don't fall for it, girl!!!




Sari: Yes, please. (She just wants this shit to stop, so do I.)
Riki orders the food and red wine.



Riki: Hot wine is good for a cold. (He is so Bi-Polar Chan!)
Sari: Kenshi told me you're the most successful one among your peers.....it's amazing.


-I'm just dying at this point. OMG.

Sari: (He just called himself a male) Ummmmm DUH MC, did you think someone with a vagina could bhave such an attitude?!..................Oh yeah, Hillary Clinton. My bad. (And he was talking about lust before...He seems like an alpha male)
Riki: You're making a grumpy face. You could at least smile on a date.
Sari: But this isn't a date.
Riki: Don't be so particular. You're so hardheaded.



They finish eating and move to the bar counter. Riki orders whisky and an expensive cigar.

Sari: You really are a snobby aristocrat, aren't you?
Riki: What did you say? Are you drunk?



Riki: Your neck is hot.
Sari: I'm... I'm not drunk! What about the mission!?
Riki: Your great grandfather donated some of his paintings to museums and gave others to valued patrons.
But he made sure not to sell them to someone who thought of his art as money. Many of those paintings got stolen in the post-was chaos or taken by bad guys. But he tried to hide his masterpiece Lady of the Camellias somewhere.






Riki: All of us and you are deeply connected by fate. Your great greandfather left his will to ours. It said he wanted to leave Sari his masterpiece, the Lady of the Camellias. But no one knows where he hid the portrait. All we know is we need your fingerprints to obtain it.



Sari: You mean the ones called Cherry Blossum, Lily of the Valley, and Flowering Dogwood?
Riki: Yes, they were stollen by different people.
Riki: We'll talk more later. Right now I'm taking you home.
Sari: I can go home??
Riki: No, home with me. Didn't you sleep like a log last night in my room?



Riki: I've never seen a woman sleep next to me like THAT before. It's funny, I've never met such a grumpy, prude woman with no sex appeal before.


Sari reaches up to pound him on his chest, but he catches her hand.
Riki: Your hand is cold.
Sari: L-let me pay half the bill

Is it that expensive, or are you just being a ridiculous snob, Riki?

That is not the point. I'm not liking your attitude, mister. I'm switching gears to sarcastic protag mode now.

Kaimeanogo,
Your asian gifs make me go

We are gonna be besties now, kay.

Males, do NOT believe this!

You know what Riki, FUCK YOU! That's not the point. You are pissing me off in all kinds of ways.

grumble grumble...egotistic...grumble...asshat

Welcome to my kpop harem~

That's not the point.

Sorry, why do we like him? =/

You're a Korean fan too?!?!?
I'm obsessed like woah with Korean everything.
안녕하세요. 어떻게 지내세요?

That's not the point you ass.

My best friend is actually the obsessed one; it would be an understatement to say that she has influenced my musical tastes.
I have no idea what that says. If only I could read languages other than english and spanish

It says, "Hello. How are you?"
I'm learning Korean so I can watch Kdramas and listen to Kpop and actually understand it. ^^
Oh, and cause I wanna marry this guy...

Ah, GD is such a cutie~ But then again, I'm biased towards all of the Big Bang members (especially TOP, cannot resist. Daesung is a close second). All of my respect for learning korean! I can barely pronounce the words, so anybody who can decipher it is instantly awesome.

That's not the point, Riki!

The point is you need to stop being an arrogant asshat - we know you can be. Well, I know, because I already played your route - soo .. please?

Because he amuses me us.
Also voting that's not the point.

that's not the point ( the point his she should kick his noble ass with her commoner's shoe, but...nope, that's what I would do, I would clearly lose the game in a blink if I where an otome protag :D!)

Ugh. I absolutely hate his personnality so far D: Stop being an ass already !

Man, I don't even want to vote. Why did you guys pick this guy? I was shocked that he won. He was already a hatefully arrogant snob in the prologue.

Riki is a snob, but a lot of the crap he says is basically smokescreen and I find it too ridiculous to take at all seriously. He's actually very much a caretaker type - the fact that he's mother-henning the protagonist over her health this early in the route is pretty telling. Kenshi is much better, but I liked Riki a lot better than Takuto and his constant sulking.

Snobs are obviously sweethearts on the inside. It just takes *~feminine charm~* to woo them properly, dammit.

Sorry for the delay, I've been dealing with a breakup. But I plan to update this evening. Hang in there, kiddos. ^^

Oh wow, uh I'm not sure how to properly go about this so I'll just wish you luck and really you don't have to worry about updating if you're not feeling well or dealing with stuff.