Let's play Love Letter From Thief X, cause stealing (hearts) is sexy!

That isn't the point, Riki! You're being an ass and we demand you stop so help us god.

Hey take care Otome_junkie. Break ups are nasty, so rest and cuddles for you ! Don't worry about updating, kay ?

awww Otome_junkie hun. I have no words, I just want to give you animal hugs.







please don't rush for us. take your time, we'll be here. i hope you feel better.

Thanks, but I'm really ok and it's good to keep my mind busy with lovely pixel boys. ^^

Pixel boys are always better than real boys!

Thanks for your kind words everyone. <3
It feels really nice to know such supportive people. ^_^
But I want to update to keep me busy, so here we go!



Riki: Thats a terrible response. Only wimpy guys are attracted to women who pretend they want to be treated fairly.
Sari: Isn't it normal to pay your own share?
Riki: In situations like this you should always let the man pay.
Sari: Well it was delicious, but not as good as your miso soup. (Girl, don't compliment him, he's a doucher, remember?!)
Riki: Oh, you ate the miso soup I made? ...You're compliments are gonna make me cry



Sari: What are you doing?
-Yeah dude! What are you doing??



Suddenly her coworker Mitsuru appears.



-Save us, nerd chan!!
Sari: J-Just an acquaintance
Mitsuru: Are you on a date...?
Sari: No, no, no! Not on a date! We just had some business to talk about so we had dinner together!
Mitsuru: Well, I hope the thieves who robbed the museum get caught soon.
Sari: Me too. I want to get back to work soon! See you later! Bye!

Mitsuru leaves



-She means, awwwww Hell-to-the-no! She'd never date you Mr. Meaniepants!

Sari: ....I just didn't want him to get the wrong idea.
Riki: You wouldn't like it if someone thought I was your boyfriend?
Sari: ...
Riki: That guys in love with you.
Sari: Why would you say that?



-Gah?!?
Sari: Mitsuru's not that kind of person!
Riki: Are you stupid? The quiet types who wear glasses like him are the ones you really have to worry about.
I'm sure you've noticed his feelings for you.
Sari: He did ask me to dinner once, but I didn't go.
Riki: You should've let him treat you to dinner and then been like, 'Okay, goodbye'!
Sari: I can't play with someones emotions like that!
Riki: Prude
Sari: Douche
Sari: I'm normal!



-Riki, YOU'RE irritating, STFU.



RIki: It's chilly outside, lets go home. I'll make you miso soup again tomorrow morning.

*Back at the bar*






-Again with the pork noodles. Takuto...... <3
Hiro: Come eat with us Sari and Riki!
Riki: I have to get up early, so I'm going to sleep.

Sari sits down between Hiro and Takuto.
Sari asks about Riki's attitudes about women and him being such a 'playboy'.
Hiro: Riki seems irresponsible when it comes to women because he has a lot of casual relationships. He won't seriously fall in love because he's to have an arranged marriage.



*Up in Riki's room

Riki: Hey Prude!
Sari: (I hear Riki calling for me)
Riki: There is a spare razor blade in the dresser drawer, can you bring it to me?
Sari: Ok. Where should I put it?
-Personally, I think she was too eager to just jump at his orders. She should have pretended not to hear him. I mean, she's clearly a "commoner", not a slave.
Riki: The changing room in the bathroom.

Sari opens the door.



Sari: Kyaaaaah
Riki puts his hand over Sari's mouth.

Agreed!!!

okay, screaming was an overreaction, but no grabbing people when your nakie Riki. A Twist his arm and tell him off.

It's the reason I joined this forum! And also, I'd BREAK HIS MOTHER FUCKING twist his arm.

Twist his arm.

Riki, you'd better go dere reaaaally quickly...

Scream again. Maybe Boss will come running and it'll get Riki in trouble.

Twist his arm! NO MERCY. Actually the correct answer would probably be B or C huh? Ugh. Can I twist his arm anyway?

I feel the need to put this here, as it was the first thing I thought of when reading this situation

He looks like Captain Morgan from that other Voltage game. :D

TWIST HIS BLOODY ARM ALL OF THE PAIN FOR THE JERKARSE GRAHHHH---
...that sounded exceedingly violent. /Perfect/.

Is this really a choice? A, of course!

I hate you Rikki. I really do. So much.

A.

Why is he even a love interest ? Detestable sexist prick D:

Wait, can we please go for Mitsuru?
I mean,

FUCK YEAH MEGANES

You mean Atsumu?

WE ARE IN AGREEMENT. You saved me a trip to the gif folder!

We have to show Riki that we still won't take any of his shit .. so, let's twist his arm - and then maybe additionally punch him in the face, so that he gets the point and won't be able to forget it in the future!

A: yeah, go Judo girl
ipon seoi nage!

A. FUCKING TWIST THE SHIT OUTTA THIS MOTHAFUCKA' Calmly twist his arm to show him we are the independent and strong type of woman.

Twist his arm and then kick him in the chest so hard he goes flying into a table that flips to express our RAGEEEEEE at how dickish he's being. Too bad you couldn't start off with an elbow to the face.

BAM!

This is such an awesome gif. So that's what my face looks like when I see a tsundere going 'dere. Interesting...

...is that Lucy?? Finally someone who watches fairy tail! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

I watch Fairy Tail! I love all the wakyness at the beginning and how everyone is all epic when fighting. Especially Natsu!

But can we all agree that Juvia is the epitome of fangirls? She is awesome. I love the girls with blue hair in FT.

Re-read this thread and AUGH I hate this guy. He's sexist toward women and toward men, he's insulting, I'm not completely sure he actually was sleeping when he grabbed Sari, he doesn't care about her being incomfortable in general, he's forceful...

I think ish safe to say dat everyone has a anime crush on natsu~!

Not me. I have an anime crush on Jellal and Erza. Hot damn, those two.

And ugh, Riki. I regret buying his route. I was looking forward to him, because he was pretty awesome in some other routes. But his own is just kind of a train wreck.

Due to meh constant fan fiction reading I seem to think dat Lucy and sting are gonna be a couple or rogue and Lucy xD

I would say something about my undying love for NatsuxLucy, but I support RoguexLucy too so I can't say anything. Also, I have bigger anime crush on Grey than Natsu, but I love them both wholesomely so I don't fight with myself over them.

Ok, twisting his arm it is!! Because punching his face isn't an option.



He releases Sari from his arms.

Riki: If you scream, Boss'll think I attacted you!!
-Well maybe you need to get in trouble for being an assface!



Riki: Don't scream again, got it?
Riki slowly lets her go and she instantly collapses into a heap on the floor.
-Really?!? Collapsing?! What's wrong with this girl?



-Yes, RIki, apparently she is. You're finally right for once.
Riki: Don't act like you've never seen a man naked before. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you. It'd be just a pain in the ass if I did.

Sari: You don't have to say it like that...dickkkkkkkk
Riki: What? You want me to do something to you??
Sari: That's not what I said!
Riki: Then why are you so upset?
Sari: Why are you such an insensitive asshole?
Sari: Just please put on some clothes...



-Girl, if you trip while handing it to him and "accidently" cut him a little, I'd be ok with that.
Sari: ....Here.
Riki: Thanks.
Sari: (Riki is cool as a cucumber, so I feel like an idiot getting all shaken up.)
Riki: Saying you're a pain in the ass was going to far, I take it back.



Riki: So you shouldn't get close to a man like me. I'm sorry I said it like that.
Sari: Why are you apologizing?
Riki: Because you looked really hurt.
-Is he finally gonna wear his nice pants?!?
Riki: Come on and stand up.
-Has she seriously been on the floor this whole time??
Riki helps her stand up.

.....What? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHOICE IS THIS?!!? WHERE IS THE SMACK HIM OPTION?!!?

*deep breaths*

Freaking hell... NO, Riki. Even if you apologized, THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU SAY YOU'LL DO FOR A GIRL. Did someone toss you the Idiot Ball or something?

Stay silent. I hope this is the "cold and scornful eyes" choice. D:

Please.
Just to see if he goes through with it. If he doesn't, I will whine! Whine with the force of a spoiled upper-middle-class city girl teenager!

NO

D. Offer to shave his legs instead.

...why do I get the feeling "yes" is the good option? >.<

(I still vote no.)