Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by Otome_junkie, Jan 15, 2013.
Because a stare of what-the-fuck-ery is the best option.
*readying the pepper spray*
Girl.. You have a razor blade in hand. the guy thinks himself as an Alpha Male. the guy is naked. I have some suggestions to do...
never heard of Loreena Bobbitt?
or do you know the difference between a ram and a sheep?
Ok so I vote Nooooooooooo
But then again I am a sucker for a good back scratch. Ohhhh man. Unless I am 99% sure someone would kill me while giving me said back scratch then I will always choose the back scratch.
Baaaaack scraaaaatch/waaaaashing. Yeeeeees.
And maybe it can be a bonding moment between Sari and Jerkface? I still will not like him even if he was suddenly all Takao nice because anyone who makes a late bloomer joke has my near eternal hatred. Clearly he doesn't have to deal with getting his hems altered every year despite being well past the age when you're supposed to be getting taller. It's a sore subject for some of us.
Normally I like the smutty stuff but...
"Please"? Seriously, after all that? HELL NAW
Chapter title: No means no.
Sari: (I wonder how many women have fallen for that smile....)
-Look away!! Don't be a statisic!! He's still a jerk on the inside! Don't look right in to his glorious molars....................
Sari goes to bed. Next morning:
Sari: (I'm surprised I slept so soundly considering how much I had on my mind...)
-Like your and Riki's nakie hug time last night???
Sari: ( I wonder if Riki has already left for work? I should get up...)
Sari walks downstairs
Sari: Goooooood Morning!!
-What did she dream about?......naughty biscuit.....
Takuto: Shut up and leave me alone. I had to stay up through the night to finish my work.
Sari: I see.
Takuto: And on top of that, I have to watch you today.
Takuto: Riki had to go to work, so I have no choice.
Sari: Has he already left?
Takuto: He went in at six. He had an early meeting. He made some miso soup and he said for you to eat some.
Sari: (Even though he had to work so early, he kept his promise to me!!)
Takuto: He left you this too.
Takuto hands her a vitamin water and a note:
Sari: There was really no reason for him to write this note in calligraphy....
-What a pretentious ass................ but it's kind of hilarious...
Sari: (He's so stuck up and has a fowl mouth, but he's also a worry wart and super considerate...)
Later that afternoon, Sari is cleaning the upstairs floors. Takuto walks in.
Sari: I'm may be cleaning, but I'm not a maid!
Takuto: Why are you scrubbing the floor? Training to be a wife? Not that anyone would ever marry you...
Sari: Only rude things come from your mouth.
Takuto: I can't help it if I'm honest.
Sari decides to go clean the hallway floor and goes to pick up the mop bucket. Takuto takes it from her and carries it. She protests and reaches out and their hands touch.
He's blushing!! D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Takutos phone rings.
Takuto: It's a text from Riki, get ready to go out. There's an emergency meeting about the next mission.
Wow he really blushed ver brightly! Now I want to lick him to see if he'll melt.
And I find Riki's note kinda cute when paired with the miso soup. It's like he cares but he's so abrasive he can't quite express it properly. Then again in college my flatmate and I would leave each other notes/texts like that. When you know they don't mean the not nice things they can be a nice short lol.
Boss: Since you're always sitting in front of the computer.
Sari: That's right. Seeing all this green is good for you eyes.
Ummmm, Riki, you're eating lunch....in the park.....that's called a picnic, sweetie.
Boss: Ohhh, Hey Riki!
Hiro: Kenny said he couldn't make it.
Riki: Sorry to call you out so suddenly. I finished up my work in the morning so I could be here.
Hahaha. Boss................ <3
Riki: Sari, did you eat the miso soup?
That blush~~<3 Oh, wait, voting! Right! Uh... A? I dunno. I am in no mood to stroke his ego with B, and C isn't something she should say in her situation.
I figure A will cause him to snap "What was wrong with it then?!" and mushrooms are super gross so B! It is miso soup after all and Sari said it was noms last time.
C because, dude, you suck, and I hate your guts and there's no way I'll compliment you. But food.
A. I ate it. No compliments for you.
it's, it's not like I liked it or anything
I'll say B. You guys voted for this man so you're going to get the Good End whether you like it or not!
I vote B.
Is Takuto going to be this game's Nathan? Because he seems to be developing a crush on Sari.
I just started Takuto's route. He and Protag-Chan have both tried to order the same thing at the same time. It's weirding me out.
^^^Oh, you have no idea...
Agreeing 100%. B
YOU WILL ROMANCE THIS JERK PROPERLY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
C. He does not deserve my praise.
I'm just gonna pick whatever option is the opposite of "ooh I wuv you" hehe
I also vote B - because it's the truth, isn't it? Sari does think it's delicious, right?! Yes, Riki's ego is big enough already, but it's not like it can get any bigger, so why not be honest and compliment him? His answer will probably be "Of course it's delicious, I made it" but who cares as long as he keeps the delicious food coming?!
It was tasty! B
It was delicious! B.
C, cause, dude, You deserve us to piss you off in every possible way!
Hiro, you're our best friend now!.. cause you know.... sandwiches and chicken. Miso soup is nice but can't compet with sandwiches :P
A. I ate it. What you want a reaction? Next time you should be a little more specific when asking, I am an idiot after all.
C. I need my shrooms.
And Takkun is so cute, I just want to take him home, hug him everytime and spoil his ass out.
You think Riki is bad, go take a look at Koichi. And I'll vote A. I ate it.
For some reason I can imagine him asking if there's any left for them to share.
Can't we say that BOTH of them are shitty?
Is it too late to go back and get Cap'n Morgan's decendant Boss?
Wow I'm totally not liking Riki right now from what I've been seeing and I usually have low standards for otome love interests..I would so go for the guy who looks like cap'n Morgan though..dem glasses
Riki: Good. And the vitamin drink?
Sari: I drank it, thank you.
Riki: You look like you're feeing better.
Takuto: Don't fall for the alpha male's kindness
Sari: It's not like that.
Sari: You are so mean...but I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Takuto: I don't want to hear that coming from a kid like you.
Riki: Ok, let me start from the objective. Tomorrow we are going to recover the painting Cherry Blossom. I got some info about this painting this morning. I accessed the Ministry of Foreign Affairs records, and apartently after the war, Cherry Blossom was sold to an American major in GHQ.
Takuto: And a Japanese bought it back, right?
Riki: Some guy named Ozawa from the Ozawa Corporation. Ozawa has ties to the foreign mafia and he sells art on the black market.
Riki: Yes. And I just got word that he's planning on selling a bunch of his collection.
Boss: I see...So we have to get the painting back this weekend.
Riki: I've done a detailed simulation. His house in in Denenchofu, and the painting is hanging in there. The room is practically a museum, so the anti theft security should be flawless. Takuto, open your laptop, I sent you the simulation. Here are the blueprints to the house.
Boss: I see. Sounds fairly difficult.
Sari: What other paintings does Ozawa have?
Riki: Some like these....(He clicks on the screen and several "missing" famous paintings come up.)
Sari: Can we recover more paintings? For all these incredible pieces of art...to be used for the sole purpose of making money...it's just too sad.
Riki: I thought you said stealing was bad?
Sari: But this is stealing for the greater good, isn't it?
Riki's face breaks out into a smile and he pats Sari on the shoulder.
Riki: We're bringing her tomorrow. Takuto, you don't have any objections, right?
Boss: Allright then, the mission is on for tomorrow, Saturday night!
Hiro: Who's your latest conquest? That little racing queen?
Riki: I cancelled on her already.
Sari: (So he really does have women he plays around with.)
Takuto: I'm going home to prepare.
Riki: Why don't you take a walk in the park while you're here? If you don't get enough sunlight, you'll get osteoporosis, you know.
Riki whispers in Sari's ear: Ask him to go on a walk with you. I'll be homw late tonight. Takuto has to watch you today, anyway, you make a cute couple.
Sari: What? I don't hate men!
RIki: What? So you just hate playboys like me?
All the Takkun-fans are going to be soooo mad later on~
B really seems to be the only answer that makes any sense here.
I, the self-proclaimed Takkun fans leader, am mad right now.
I'm going to replay Takkun's route. Because I know what's coming. /cries
Oh Takkun! Come to mama, baby!
What!? What's gonna happen to Takkun!? I only woke up 20 minutes ago, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!?! *cough* Right, voting... B.
*is already sobbing hysterically*
Though really, our problem with him isn't that he's a playboy. Our problem is that he's a huge jerk. 凸(；￢_￢)
It's even worse, if you play Takkun's path before Riki's.
On the matter of voting .. I guess I'll go with B too!
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