Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by gertrudetherobot, Oct 9, 2012.
Voting for everyone because I'm like that.
Cuuute~ Sensei expects Hitomi to pick up too many things. I wouldn't have been able to catch all those hidden meanings due to a certain combination of dense and disbelief (add low self-esteem and you have an otome protagonist).
ALL OF YOUR LIKES ARE BELONG TO ME!
In celebration of completing Sensei's route, I have found a couple more arts (from an official fanbook, I think).
I think the hand on Ren's right shoulder might be Masaki, Toru or Takashi; it looks like part of this picture was cropped out.
Why you so creepy Souta?
I voted for Ren and Masaki to get them out of the way. I STILL LOVE YOU, AYATO, YOU'RE THE BEST PIXEL BOYFRIEND I EVER HAD, BUT I'LL NEED YOU AS A BALM LATER.
That wasn't weird of me at all.
I can't get over how weird that desk is.
I don't care, Souta still adorable, still the guy who's least asshole aside from Tooru. I will champion him just as Nekochi champions Sakuya!
But to be perfectly honest, Sensei is the best. I would be on that like that delicious seaweed-and-sesame topping on rice.
Is that a riddle? One of those "complete the pattern" things? Also balm is a funny, funny word which I used to think meant something else.
I just think balm is a funny word and Tiger Balm was the first thing that popped in my head. It is just me going Ayato is balm eh? Tiger Balm?
Is Tiger Balm a balm for tigers, or a balm made from tigers? (The Scout Girl Cookies conundrum. Oh English, why must you be so confusing. Wait, it's actually the same in a lot of other languages. Never mind then~!)
Neither! it's actually completely unrelated to tigers.
A misleading commercial! This is a cause for a lawsuit. We're all gonna be rich!
So why is it tiger balm, then? Is it made in Tigertown, China? (Like Cougar Town! Of course it's a real place, there are many wonderful towns with names like that IN AMERICA.)
"Originally named for containing tiger bone, an ingredient in traditional Chinese medicine dating back 1,500 years to treat pain, inflammation and to strengthen muscle, Tiger Balm now consists purely of herbal ingredients." - Wikipedia
In that case I need him like chocolate tea. Now if you'll excuse me, that's what I'll be drinking now.
Sensei is the coolest Vocaloid man-nurse ever~
Would have made him quit smoking, though, it's so icky.
YES. Souta is my favorite too. :D
Eh, guy with a dog... Gotta be pretty alright yeah? *hits like*
I'm going to be eating those words aren't I? He's going to be a serial killer isn't he? That would make him infinitely better, actually, a man and his dog, going 'round, killing people. Maybe playing fetch with femurs.
Also I want to be a delinquent adult like Sensei. I even have headphones though my health insurance copay would sky rocket if they caught me smoking and I'd be totes fired if they caught me slipping Chambord into my coffee so I guess it's just reading LPs on the clock for me. I'm a terrible deliquent adult. Management doesn't know what it's like, man, the things I've seen in this library. They're things I can't unsee. All the freaks come during swing shift, man. *lights a cigarette* I can't unsee thong guy. I'll have that in my brain until I die. Comfort me Johnny Walker Dr. Iwamine Ryu-sensei!
Yeah, I had to vote for Ayato, 'cause I miss him. Sorry Davian, but I want my balm now, dammit! And chocolate tea, which I have never tasted actually... I wonder if they'd sell that here. *ponders a trip to the store*
It's okay. I can play his route myself as needed. Ayato is so the best he can bear many repeats.
REN - 4
MASAKI - `10
SOUTA - 12
AYATO - 15
Keep voting, I'll be getting going in an hour or two.
I kind of AM a delinquent adult. Though I shouldn't admit that. I only smoke cigarettes part time (usually when I'm drinking). I am better than I used to be. I ran Karaoke at a bar and would get wasted EVERY Friday and Saturday while I was working. I had to quit because it became exhausting after a while.
I found a shoujo manga title generator and the first one I got was Delinquent Princess Street.
I imagine that would get exhausting after awhile but I'm also not much of a people person. I found avoiding stressful situations has helped immensely with not smoking. Like pretty much I only ever smoked during finals in college. It was basically an excuse to sit on a curb and have a quiet moment of shooting the breeze that didn't have people asking me if I was okay. Now that I am of legal age to buy booze my chill moment is pretty much sit outside with a beer/cocktail. Maybe with some friends. Or take a hot bath with a beer/cocktail since they don't stink up my apt like cigarettes would. :D Still loling that Ryu-sensei doesn't seem to get how to have a beer with a bath. You can sneak alcohol into anywhere so that isn't even an excuse.
I sound far more like an alcoholic than I am. I swear.
And now I'm day dreaming about Hitomi and Ryu-sensei chilling under his desk with some beers and he's smoking and she's got a snack and they're having fun being deliquents together. Like even after she graduates and stuff. Like their desk at home to remind that one time in high school.
EDIT: OMG Deliquent Street Princess shall be my next novel. It can be about that roving gang of vigilante crimefighter lolitas we've been joking about in the the Metroplex Loli group.
This is a thing that happened:
Then these guys moved in:
Then they were mean and we tried to diet but... It didn't go so well!
Then we dated this guy, our delicious but gruff Sensei.
Before that we dated this guy, our creepy but earnest brother.
And before that we dated this guy, the strange and exotic Kaede, who turned out to be a kick ass bodyguard.
We are about to eat the snack that Sensei gave to us after fainting, but where should we eat it?
Of course! Let's get the Ayato train rolling.
As an aside: I've never played his route before, so this should be interesting.
I have never been happier to lose a vote in my life TwT
You can eat a cake in the library? Hitomi has nice librarians. Unless Oni-Chan ate them all.
I appreciate that you left out an 'i', because 'Onii-chan' means Brother and 'Oni-chan' means DEMON-CHAN.
Well, it's not illegal if you're not caught...
So I have gone to that title generator and got this:
Dagger of Victorian Mansion
Who wants to help me brainstorm a plot for this, because this is totally becoming a VN.
Sounds like a crime mystery to me. Or a protagonist with a very funny name in a very expensive house.
That shoujo title generator is golden.
Forest of Yakuza Love
Ramen Battle Report
Passionate Bandit Petshop
Cyborg Mermaid Myth
Hell Chocolate Teatime
Whimsical Fighting Society
I'd read any of these.
I am willing to make a bunch of vignettes for all of these, but honestly, these sound like beautiful, beautiful kinetic novels.
Can these be future BrokenForum projects, please.
In reference to a question that was just asked:
Once we enter the library we see Ayato-Sempai.
This section will be entitled Hitomi creeps on Ayato-Sempai with her brain thoughts and then internalizes his beauty too much causing "a shock."
Sneak up on him girl. I'm sure he'd love a prank. No he won't don't do that.
Oh Hitomi, I know this is meant to be romantic, but it is just a little much.
Oh god, he can read our thoughts. He knows we are undressing him with our eyes.
Uh... Sorry I woke you Ayato-Sempai.
Oh, ok. That's good.
Sure as shit.
I love how this game has no idea what anemia is.
Ack! I'm sorry I was in the way, I was just over hungry! You must be ill right? Now I feel bad.
(Besides the fact that he heard that embarrassing discussion about my eating habits with Sensei.)
The infirmary is available now.
Hey THATS - Uh, really kind of nice actually. In a weird way.
RIGHT ON IT.
SEE?! Ayato is actually very nice once you get past the first scene. That's more than most of the guys can say.
Excuse me. I'm putting together a banner for Ayato I'll just sit here and wave with a fangirly grin on my face.
Oh well uh, I must have been mistaken then.
What kind of book were you reading?
You must really enjoy reading then huh?
I like reading too, I just don't have enough time to do it. Oh, who am I kidding? I just end up playing video games instead.
Hitomi is really into this guy.
Even though he is quite often seen with a book, he is just as often seen surrounded by ladies.
Ha! Well we will find out Hitomi.
When Ayato thinks of the effects of him not sleeping:
Nah, you only live once. Read if that's what makes you happy.
I don't think that is the same thing Hitomi.
Ayato expresses jealousy for Hitomi's eating regimen.
Don't over-think it Hitomi-chan.
Then Ayato politely excuses himself back to class. Before he goes he suggests Hitomi eat her snack before it is too late.
While he is walking away Hitomi gets another chance to creep--
Is he that fascinating Hitomi? Is he?
Then Hitomi reflects on her own shape.
Then she scares herself so much that she faints... again.
I got Paradox Library Snow from that generator. It's a smut novel about me and Dokuso getting stuck in a library during a blizzard and then doing paradox causing things with our "millennium items" in a totally not-wholesome way.
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