Let's Play My Forged Wedding - because stranger danger is dead.

HIS BEDROOM EYES SAY OTHERWISE.



Sailor Moon gifs have not failed me yet. Yet another reason to gleefully anticipate the new anime. Excellent.

I'm strangely hypnotized and unsettled by that gif.

Here's a gif that hypnotizes me in the best way to make up for it:



Sawai Miyuu is so cute. I love the way she sort of bounces after she makes her landing. <3 And that adorable overbite!

FFFFFine. You guys can keep Yuta But you still need to share him to us Eboby
As long as I can run away with Yamato, I'm giving up bedroom eyes for Tsundere *looks left and right, grabs Yamato and fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

Oh,man this just started and I already love Takao,I mean look at that smile!
it was so cute I actually giggled like a little girl.

Whoop!!! Takao!!! YAY! I bought this game and could only afford one route and I was TORN between Yamato and Takao. I ended up buying Yamato - which was awesome btw - and now you're playing Takao *sobs* THANK YOU!

YEEEEEESSSSS! TAKAOOOOOO! I come back after awhile and see that he won, my night has been made!
I've played Yamato's, Takao's, and Saeki's routes. Yuta's is in progress. Takao's was the best not only out of the ones i've played in this game, but all the other Voltage's games in my opinion. His is just nonstop fluffiness! If that...makes sense. I was looking forward to Saeki's but his route was pretty boring and filled with a bit of sexual harassment. Yamato made me want to rearrange his face and sew his mouth shut. I didn't like him, AT ALL.

Also...I'm sort of delurking I guess? I've been around the forum for months but never actually registered until this month. And this is my first post so....HIIII! :D

I am now forever going to use this to welcome all new comers.

YES! I AM DEFIANTLY IN! Group hug? Y/Y? Too bad we can't start introductory threads...I think? I don't even remember, but meh! I am honored to be a part of the family from the very beginning.

Welcome to the madhouse forum! :D~


Also, since I seem to have too much money that I have to spend on Voltage games, I bought some of the spinoffs yesterday - The Newlywed Trip and The Working Couple to be exact and yeah .. Takao continues to be the bestest boyfriend ever in both of them. Now if only his sequel were available already .. *sigh*

Speaking of sequels .. now Voltage is taunting me with ads for them too ..

.. and it's torture because they are not available yet .. I want them .. I want them now.

Did somebody say hug?



Voltage is the worst kind of tease. I'm not going to be able to limit myself to one character per game am I? Voltage. I hate you. All my love.

Why, thank you Jupiter (may I call you that?)! I come from a madhouse actually.
I never bought any of the Spinoffs. I already spent more than I should've on several other main routes so I only got Takao's Epilogue. I should've just stuck to all of Takao's routes, if only I knew how awesome he was from the very beginning! Aaaand now we have sequels...*crying* Oh Takaooooo.


Thank you to you too Tanna! And you're right about that. I started off saying, "Maybe I'll just get this character for this game." The next thing I know is that I bought three more from the same game. I wish it was like an actual otome game, as in once you buy the game they're all yours. VOLTAGE YOU JERK!

Did someone say hypnotizing gif? This summarizes my feelings well.

Oh, and welcome, Hamikins!

/cannotlookaway
/cannotunsee

First off when will Voltage get with the program abd give us our harem option? I mean really, this is the game! You know they'd be cool sharing and stuff. Everybody wins!

My mind immediately went to this:


*Headcanon updating*
WAIT NO!
*Headcanon updating: 38%*
NO HE'S HAT WEARING COMMISSIONER TUESTI, BRAIN STOP IT!
*Headcanon updating: 74%*
NO! REEEEVE! ROBOTIC KITTIES TO GO WITH OUR HATS AND NOT-UNCLENESS!
*Headcanon updated*
;o; noooooooo

Let the others fight over Bedroom Eyes. These two and their hats and innuendo and likely ability to have an amazing time at Disneyland while most likely drunk can be ours. (We can share. Sharing is fun. :D)

You just posted an incredibly adorable comic of Knock Out and Breakdown, of course we can share.

Yay!

Stahp. I'd just gotten over my Knock Out/Breakdown feels.

One never truly gets over the KO/BD feels. They are with you forever.

Also the fanart for both of them is just totes adorbz.

I like this Starscream just from the comic.

He's one of those characters who is always, always failing somehow, but it's just so incredibly amusing to watch.
Y'know. As long as you don't expect to actually respect him in any way. That's just asking for trouble.
Videeeet, you made me watch Prime and now I have to wait for next seaaaason. No fair. ... Oh well now I'm getting all my friends into it. It's funny how horrified they get sometimes. "Wait, this show is for KIDS?! For kids. This show. With the torture and the murder and the everything. FOR. KIDS?!?!" "Yes. Now shut up I'm busy being incredibly jealous of this gorgeous 3D work." "... k"

AS FOR THE GAME, THIS GAME HERE. Awww, I was kinda rooting for Comedy Man With The Bird Hair (Who Is Totally Not A Spy For The Pigeons). But I guess Awkward Lawyer is good too. WIN ME OVER, AWKWARD LAWYER MAN. YA GET ONE SHOT AT THIS, MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. 8D

Awkward lawyer is adorable <3 Since we're getting him now, I got Spice-kun's route for myself. And then when I was playing the prologue I realized that Spice-kun is even less tsun than I'd originally thought. Like, he was definitely rude but then he walked Protag-chan to the spices and I forgave him but it makes a lot of sense that he'd be annoyed at her for bugging him about spices in the veggie section and wondering why she doesn't know what she's buying. At first it seems like it would be reasonable for her not to know because not everyone knows spices, but her shopping list is from an email on her phone, which means she has a phone with internet, which makes me question why she didn't google what something-greek is before wandering around the grocery store and using her otome powers to lure out men.

Yeah, Yamato really doesn't tsun that hard at all. He's kind of blunt, but his route is much, much more characterized by playful teasing to which the protagonist is more than willing to respond in kind.

She doesn't necessarily have Internet. I think phone text messages are called email in Japan.

So, I just wanted to go to sleep early today (It's just 3AM here .. *cough*) but then I saw an update from the AppStore and .. and ..

YAMATOS SEQUEL HAS BEEN RELEASED!

AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
Is what I wanted to scream .. then I remembered that I didn't have enough iTunes Money left to buy the route ..



So now I am sitting here. Staring at my phone .. with the app open .. Yamato is staring back at me - it's like he's accusing me because I don't have enough money to buy him (ahahaha) *sigh* I hope I'll get my hands on an iTunes card soon so I can buy this .. or I'll be going crazy become even crazier than usual.

*Pterodactyl Screech*

Of course since I'm on Android I have to wait a little longer.

Woe.

Should I LP the Yamato sequel only? Or is that not allowed?

Suzurin how do you feel about it? I won't if you don't want me to. ｡◕‿◕｡

Do ittttttt :D

Yeah~ he does have a couple of tsundere moments

AAAAAH I HAVE TO PLAY HIS ROUTE AGAIN

AND GET THE SEQUEL

I NEED MONEY

But yeah. I love Takao's route because of how sweet and awkward he is (which I swear I'll show soon), but I absolutely love Yamato's because of the teasing and the dere moments and the ending.

Oh, that's true, but it's always that kind of cute, embarrassed tsun instead of "I am going to be a jerk to you because I can't understand my own feelings" tsun.

Or when he brags and then is completely thrown off if the protagonist agrees with him, and tells her not to take him seriously.

Yeah, like I mentioned before, I think, I understand his rudeness. He really does have a great route, and I highly recommend it, even though the prologue really doesn't paint him in a very good light. IF I NEED TO POST VAGUE SPOILERS/WONDERFUL PICTURES OF HIM I WILL

But yeah. The tsun is more of the teasing variety (though I believe there are a couple of tsun moments before he fully realizes that he likes you) and the dere moments are just wonderfullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

I–I don't–

That gif is highly disturbing, indeed.

DONE (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

I'm playing Yuta's route now. So far I've gotten drunk and nearly ruined his career. That's something that I'd do irl so A+ realism.

I'm looking forward to seeing Takao's route too, because I can't afford to buy two right now. In fact I shouldn't have really got one...

I am out of itunes funds...... :(

Yamato!!!

Must. Buy. New. Itunes card!

When I has monies, Mr. Disney Saeki shall be bought. hehehehe

... I'm going to smother my frustration at my friend's insistence of using the word 'thinspo' by LPing some more. Smother that shit with a pillow like I'm in Silent Hill.



Well maybe if y'all actually told me what you needed help with, I could've chosen differently. Also, sorry, but y'all said I could only help one person... Unless you're changing your mind. Threesome?



... Huh? I mean, relatively, I guess. I'm no Patrick Jane or Azako Utsuho...



Why is lying important? I'm scared.

Takao, you're cute, but I'm not sure I'm quite comfortable with committing perjury for you just yet. Unless this turns into a Phoenix Wright-style game and I'm more than okay with that–

And now I'm rambling.



How hard could defending someone in court really be, after all? I've just gotta remember to bend and snap.

Kuni almost tells us what Takao needs from us, when Takao steps in and is like, "Naw bro, I got this."



Oh honey, you can trouble me any time any place, if you know what I mean.



But, man, he's being so formal, it's making me nervous... Yuta steps in and tells him to stop being so rigid, and Saeki tells him to just relax.



Aaaagh, I've got to calm down too. Deep breath, in and out.



No, be Takao. Lame joke is lame





MY HEART IS NOT READY but go on.



I

What



Yuta: "Whoa!"
Saeki: "Ha!"
Yamato: "Seriously?"
Ren: "... Wow."

I just

What









I–

I just–

I need a second to think about things



What just happened

Next update ->

Whoa Takao, I just met you and this is crazy.

No I will not call you maybe.

Is it bad that I immediatley went YES?

It can only turn into a Phoenix Wright game if Takao starts flashing the tiny gold attorney badge in his lapel at everyone at every opportunity, whether it is relevant to the conversation or not.