Let's Play My Forged Wedding - because stranger danger is dead.

Now you have made me imagine Error-chan dressed as the Golden Witch Beatrice from the game/anime Umineko.

Done. It's how I'll mark my territory.

Do we win anything for that?

An invitation to Maria's tea party.

Perfect. But no teeth in the necklace. That's my one requirement.

The PC named Giovanni and being a girl confuses me to no end. I keep on thinking she's one of the gentlemen.

I have no idea what is going on with the rest of the conversation except for cats. Cats are cute.

That was my contribution for the evening. Yep. Good night.

I thought that might happen. No, you have foiled my nefarious plan. All not according to keikaku.

...dammit now I'm curious. But at the same time my mind is going "NO".

Bby, you'll be saying something soon, but I doubt it's going to be "no".~

Is all back on keikaku yet, Para?

hngh my kokoro~

xD

Don't worry Eboby, I'll forever be on your route. I don't have a choice do I? I'm quite the loyal person and besides, free food! Can never pass up on that.

Knowing Eboby, you might want to.

It's probably going to be drenched in the blood of my enemies and other love interests isn't it?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It'll probably be your enemies and/or other love interests.

That's the secret ingredient.

Dammit, who told them the secret ending

The wonders lots of blood love does to food! I'm sure it'll be five skulls gore-met food!

Should I give Dr. Lecter a ring? I heard he has a delicious recipe for liver and fava beans.

Apparently, while I slept over at a friend's house, my kitty missed me. My cat (who is named Tsundere, Tsu for short) led my mom to my room and made her lay down on my bed so Tsu could curl up next to her and sleep. Then when I got home and went to my room, she ran after me and curled up on my back.

It's been difficult prying her off of me, but I must update to make up for my absence.

I regret starting this LP right before Hell Week I'M DYING ah well it's a nice stress reliever

Onwards!



That, or the owner's seriously compensating for something.

We've finally arrived at our destination! Giovanni's a little confused considering how this isn't a house and how her uncle couldn't possibly live here. So she's just standing there looking lost and at a loss of what to do, when SUDDENLY



Y'know, at this point it's just kinda sad how easily people can sneak up on Bastianini-chan... Seriously, is this the way it is for everyone? Maybe I'm the weirdo for being constantly aware of my surroundings. The terrible horror movies I'm constantly forced to watch only prove my theory.

Mini-rant aside, ?? is back! The real question is, which of our two friends from earlier could it be~?



... Or an entirely new guy. Okay then.

Also, is there some sort of disconnect between the script writers and the sprite people? That dude is clearly giving us bedroom eyes, I don't see any of this "large eyes" nonsense.

So this new ?? dude (we've clearly wandered into the weird part of Japan) is friendly and wonders why we're not going in, considering how the bar's open. We explain that we're pretty sure we're lost, and he asks us where we want to go. Instead of heeding my advice of running away from the man asking too many questions (friendliness is deadliness), Giovanni explains she's here to see Kunihiko Aikawa, who ?? apparently knows and believes that he's inside, and we wonder how he knows our uncle.





Wait what.

Did some really important exposition just happen.

Giovanni. You're the only one I can trust in this game.

Why would you do this to me

... So Giovanni follows her new friend into the bar and takes a moment to do the stereotypical tourist thing and gawk at it. It's a pretty fancy bar with a large TV, which isn't surprising considering how it's a sports bar. ?? yells towards the back of the bar, "Hey, Kuni. There's someone here to see you!"



WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING

Oh God what have I walked into

Is it too late to run away

Next update ->

DATE HIM

If he's not really your uncle he has to be obtainable.

On this site? Always.

You'll never leave.

If anybody wants to pull out the creepy Donmai font, now would be time.

Oh, he is obtainable. I haven't purchased his route yet, though... I should probably do so, whether I end up playing through his route or not.

He is! :)

ninja'd

MY VOTE STANDS.

Also, I once again apologize for the delay and the future delay~ this week is production week for the play, colloquially known as "Hell Week", and despite what I previously thought, not much room for otome games in Hell.

I do plan to go ahead and try and finish the prologue by Thursday.

Such long prologues, oy vey.

It's totally fine. <3

I mean.

I just forgot failed to update my own LP for like three weeks.

I just noticed two things. One, that 33 people liked my post with Tsundere-kun. I- WHY? I'M NOT FUNNY GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON

Second, I just realized that a real-life LP just happened. Is it too late for me to get in on this or

because I want the forever alone ending

crush my heart Eboby

Forever Alone is not allowed.

You are always on Eboby's route.

Always.

Eboby is mah favourite yandere <3

On topic:

In light of dat face, this guy is getting my vote. Ya'll can vote for Mr. Hat, but I'll be over here hoping we just found this game's flirty nut job.

Off topic: Suzurin, in the BF otome game I am both the canon path and the only path.
We'll be crushing something, bby, but you'll enjoy it. >;3

A small funfact: I actually know how to put meat into the sweets I can bake. Cupcake Wars taught me well.

Not-Uncle and Big-Eyes are two of my favorites, I vote for them immediately.

...I don't actually know how to respond to this but it immediately made me think of that My Little Pony fanfic. So thanks. =C

I'm not sure if that sounds delicious or disgusting. I'm not sure sugar-sweet meat would taste good. I can cook meat perfectly though so we make a wonderful/horrible team?

If you don't make the baked good itself super sweet, which I don't really care for unless it's a cookie anyway, it can taste really good. We make a perfect team.

Hmmm, this is true. Plus I mean hey I discovered the key to the perfect ham is pineapples + Dr. Pepper don't ask who am I to talk about weird mixes. Perfect and terrifying. Especially since we're married but you keep cheating on me with everyone else. Why would you do that?

I'm sorry, I thought we agreed on an open relationship.

At least these last two potential fake husbands are better than that first guy. Uncle looks interesting, not sure if I'm going to vote for yet.

Creepy Donmai font? Oh wait, I know what you're talking about! Hang on, let's see if I can do this.
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̤̄ͦ̿ͨ͒͊̇̏́ḇ̹̦̝̯̿͂ͅu̫͌͒́̃̉ͥ̕t̪͖̾̽͝ ̷̰͓̗̠̦͎͇̫͐ͩ̓͐ͥ̓͜y̶̦̟̼͗̏ͬ͂ͩo̴̢̲͎͎̲̜͎̖̻͗ͪ̅ͨ̉ͫũ̴̜̼̓̾͐͟͝ ̴̪͙̲̫͔̻ͥ̊̄ͭ̊ͦc̝̲̫̹͉͎̣̼͔̓̔̉͌̒͐ä͉̝̜̺̥́ͭ̀̾̂ͬͨ̀̃́͝ͅn̬̤̱͕̰͖̥̙̑̄ͭͥͯ̃ ̖̬̼ͩͫ̉̊̒͂͢ṅ̻͕̹̫͝ę̹̘̙̜̘̜̬͑̃́ͯ͌̈̈̅́̚͞v̧̲͍̬̇ͦͬͪͣ̔̿e̵̝̥̍ͩ̋̃ͭͯ́r̙̮͇͔̽ͮͣ͑ͮ ̡͙̖͓̻͕ͮͫ̂͊̊́ͣ͘͟

̛̪̭̫̙͛͛̓̌ͩ͘͝ͅḻ̣̘̩͂́͒̄̈e̵̡͇̩͉͈̩̮̔ͧ̌̑̾̀̚ͅa͋͗͊ͥ̋ͤ҉̧̘͠v̡ͫ͂̍ͣͨ̌̌҉̖̭̟͈̥̞̖̭ẻ̿̈́͏̨̝

Does that help PARA?

Only for Zenya. Why do you do this to me? Why? Why? Why?

I'll stop taking over the cute thread with yandere now.

...wow that font is creepy. It is aptly named...