Let's Play My Forged Wedding - because stranger danger is dead.

So far I'm liking Not-Really-Your-Uncle, Comedian, and Takao. Hopefully none of them are secretly jerks or anything unpleasant like that.

Not at all! In fact, Hat-not-Uncle is possibly the sweetest and most considerate man in the game, in a game with Takao in it.

Hat-Not-Uncle or Not-Uncle-Hat... I don't know how to refer to all of these Hats.

My hat harem is a little bit yandere. Or maybe just tsundere? They all are so cute and make me look so nice when I'm wearing them, but they're so sad to be separated from me that they like to punish me with hat hair. This is especially true of Fleece Hat-tan. She loves to keep me warm at night but she doesn't like sharing me, so sometimes when we go outside she lets the cold wind blow through her and make me cold when she should be keeping me warm. I think my straw fedoras are the nicest of my hats because in the summer they keep me from getting sunburned on the top of my head, but still keep me nice and cool by letting a little breeze come through.

My grey fedora is a pretentious nonconformist who refuses to go with a single thing I wear, but secretly old-fashioned. My brown pork pie with a feather in it is slick, cool, and gets along with everyone. My striped black-and-white newsboy cap is boyish and cheerful, but insecure about how young/girly he looks.

I think we've figured out that we can gijinka just about anything (my computer is a narcoleptic bisexual sadist with ADD)

My pink plaid newboy cap is a genki girl, with tsundere tendencies, pure and simple.

*jumps right in after looking through several pages*

My frog hat is best genki boyfriend ever, who can make me smile in the morning and when I'm down, loves kids and attention.
...secretly yandere

...

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

My desktop computers always turned out to be yandere the instant I started thinking about getting a new one. One even toppled over and nearly landed on my foot, the crazy jerk. Luckily, so far my laptops have been perfectly well-behaved. (But I'm watching you, Soundwave and Jazzimus Prime. I am watching you both. Yeah, you heard me, old laptop! Don't you go giving my little brother any trouble! ... Eheh, ahem.)
EDIT: As for hats, I have a newsboy cap full of pins which is probably a masochist, all things considered, and a lovely little cloche hat that is just the most perfectly adorable little thing ever. (But is probably secretly yandere. I'MMA WATCHING YOU TOO, ADORABLE BROWN CLOCHE.)

Also, I'm torn. I've seen a bit of the route for one of the characters we haven't met yet, and it just looks hilarious, but... on the one hand, there was a LP started for that, elsewhere! On the other hand, that LP hasn't updated in foreverrrr! So now I don't know who to vote for at all. I dunno, is there a secret character who wears cloaks/hoods/goggles all the time? Maybe? Please? No?... *siiiigh* :(

I feel like naming your laptop after a Decepticon is pretty much asking for trouble.

I just realized my old iPod touch could be nicknamed Narcolepsy-san. So there's that. It would just. Suddenly freeze in the middle of a song. And I'd have to press the play button twice to get the song going again. And it was always in the middle of a song.

That might just be stuttering/stage fright.

It might be. At least, I'd believe that if it weren't for the fact it didn't start doing that until a year after I got it. I guess it got exhausted with how demanding I was. Sorry, iTouch.

In that case, it's getting self-conscious about you and starting to go tsundere. "I-it's not like I want to play music for you! Stupid Randissimo!"

MY ITOUCH WAS TYPE B AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED IT. HOW DENSE CAN I GET?

My laptop likes to turn off after I turn it on and then updates everything it possibly can whenever I want to use it. If that doesn't make me leave, it refuses to open the internet~

Well, it was blue, and Soundwave is pretty boss! ... Yeah, kinda asking for trouble, eheh. One of my desktops was also named Megatron... he only got that name after requiring a couple of complete reformats and OS reinstalls, though. Temperamental thing. His replacement was Optimus... didn't stop that thing from nearly taking my foot in a fit of Soundwave-jealousy, though! D< STUPID DESKTOOOOPS~ *hugs Jazzimus*

Oh man, my first MP3 player would do that too! It was narcoleptic practically from the moment I took it out of the box, though. Probably because it was a ridiculously cheap Christmas gift. BUT IT WAS MY FIRST MP3 PLAYER EVER AND I LOVED IIIIT. ;u;
Then I got an MP3 player that would transform into a robot toy and never looked back. Aw yeah, the classiest of classy girls right here~

All mine have been named after Aerialbots or Protectobots. My current laptop is Silverbolt, my PSP is Groove, my old laptop was Skydive, I named my friend's laptop Hot Spot when he wasn't looking...

You have that Soundwave MP3 player I am the most jealous ever.

Eeee Silverbolt <3 acrophobic jet-Autobots FTW. Haha, the only other things I've named after Transformers are my external hard-drives... Omega Supreme and Ravage. Oh, and my iPhone, who is Rumble. My old phone was Frenzy. ... That's really it this time. XD Ahahahaha.

IT IS SO GLORIOUS. If a bit, well, lacking in some features. WHATEVER IT CAN TRANSFORM INTO A SUPER AWESOME ROBOT I REGRET NOTHING, NOT EVEN THE $60 I SPENT ON IT. ... I do regret my constant desires for cassette-bots ever since I bought Soundwave!MP3, though. I don't have the money for them, aaaaa!

Hmmm, -dere objects, -dere objects... OH. My headphones are narcoleptic too. Because they are wireless headphones (don't ask me, my grandmother apparently decided I 100% needed these), with an auto-turn-off feature when there's no sound playing for a certain amount of time... really friggin annoying, honestly. Though it is nice for when I'm doing chores but want to listen to a video LP. I guess. ... STOP FALLING ASLEEP AND BLASTING STATIC IN MY EARS, HEADPHONES.

Silverbolt is my favorite character ever okay. I name pretty much everything after robots. My cats are named Sam, Bluestreak (a Russian Blue who NEVER SHUTS UP), and Ravage.

I wish I could afford one is it the G1 color or the SG recolor?

My DS was having an affair with the wall outlet in my room. He kept showing a red light, despite how I had just charged him and I knew he had a good few hours in him. He just couldn't handle being away from his beloved Outlet-chan for any amount of time. Bastards. Right in my room, while I was sleeping. How could they have betrayed me like that.

It all worked out though. DS no longer operates and has a cracked screen, and Outlet-chan can't charge anything anymore. After all, if I couldn't have him, no one could.

My electronics belong to me and me alone.

Well this thread certainly went places.
My laptop mostly agrees with me, but 8 out of 10 times, a particular USB port won't work.
What are you trying to tell me, Tristan-sanaptlynamedafteraYuGiOhcharacter?
However, my internet modem could be described as a Lambert!gadget, which is as terrible as it sounds.

My late iPod (RIP) was named Hermes. (Because Kino no Tabi is one of my other HUGE obsessions.)

The only one who can give me COURAGE on those cold lonely nights! :D My car is also nicknamed Bluestreak b/c he's silver and his front end makes him look like he's just so freakin' happy to be alive and he's a total sweetie to drive. My iron has a decepticon decal on it... And it burned me so seriously that I've got a scar. I was probably asking for it by christening it Decepti-iron.

If you're talking about the cassetticon headphones do not regret your lack of them. They are literally the most uncomfortable headphones in existance. Which is sad since it's awesome having both headphones and something to play with at the airport.

And how 'bout them weddings that happen to be not real? I was just thinking about how Hattish McNotUncle-san should expand his hat wardrobe since I think he only wears fedoras or goes sans hat in the game (can't quite remember) and he'd look good in a bowler hat. Or he should have a hat party at the bar and ALL the guys (and Giovanni) have to each wear a hat. I'd love to see what styles the other guys would choose.

My cat's named Bluestreak because she's grey but her breed is named Russian Blue, and she never shuts up.

I agree with this plan. There need to be more Hats in the world. All of them.

Nah, I was talking about these, but I did really want those at one point too! D: But then I heard about the uncomfortableness and such, and couldn't justify buying them... siiiigh...

Also, videetcredere about the earlier question I spazzed out and forgot to respond to: yes, my MP3!Soundwave is the original G1 coloring. <3 Because blue is classy, aw yessss~

Yes, never enough hats! I too will be throwing my hat in as a vote for MORE HATS! heehee

I think Bluestreak is like the most common TF people name things. Which isn't bad since he's adorbz.

All of my everything is named after Transformers because I'm a geek.

So my Ipod is being a complete tsun. I'll choose a song to listen to and it will skip it and make me listen to the song directly after it. Why are you doing this to me, Ipod? why?

Alright, I think I'm ready to confront marriage candidate number 6. I'll just forget that little incident ever happened.



The entertainment industry.

Wait.

Guys he could work at Disney. GUYS.



Obviously he's gotten "Employee of the Month" several times, and is a little full of himself. I wonder what Disney does for their Employees of the Month.

...



I regret nothing.



!!! GUYS WE COULD BE A DISNEY PRINCESS I can't even



I'm actually kind of amazed that Giovanni still hasn't noticed that this doesn't sound very job interview-y yet. I mean really.

Then again, otome game protagonist.



I just realized that entertainment industry could also mean porn.

There go all my hopes and dreams.

Giovanni wonders if he means like a personal assistant or something, when suddenly



I

what

I know.

I am wheezing from laughter right now. This is beautiful. ROMANCE ALL OF THEM!

I AGREE WITH RANDISSIMO.

HAREM END GO.

I CAN'T PICK I WANT THEM ALL.

Mostly Hat and this suave motherfucker right here I love him already.

Videet, download the app, read ALL of the character cards. THEY ARE ALL GLORIOUS I AM WEEPING FROM LAUGHTER I CAN'T

They should all get married together. Just one huge wedding.

FOREGO THE HAT AND CHOOSE SAEKI!!!!
>.>
Ahem, I mean, Saeki is an interesting character and we totally should should not go for Saeki. Nope. Not at all. Never. do it. do it. do it. do it.

oh god. i just realized Saeki is very similar to my current boyfriend. O.O

But Ren's secretly perverted! And Takao's awkward! And Yuta's got bedroom eyes! And Yamato's fucking hilarious. And then the hat. But this guy is not at all shy.

Why can't we just marry them all?

Clearly the solution is to shoop a hat onto Saeki.

edit: THESE FUCKING PROFILES I CAN'T-

'NASTY'
'SADISTIC'
'AWKWARD'
'EASILY JEALOUS' yandere alert
'I LOVE BASEBALL'
'MYSTERIOUS' wait that one's normal

'ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA MARRY YOUR OWN UNCLE?'

send help i'm dying

I can't, I've fallen and I can't get up!

HAHAHA oh man this is fun. All the routes! All of these guys are a hoot!

Let's harem this thing!!!!

OKAY I'M SOLD CHANGE MY VOTE TO SAEKI.