Let's Play My Forged Wedding - because stranger danger is dead.

I want to buy ALL THE DAMN ROUTES FUCK

I have an $80 general gift card still, I'm sitting here FIDDLING with it just like 'BUT IT'S PIXELS'. 'BUT IT'S AWESOME PIXELS'.

OTOME GAMES ARE A PERFECTLY REASONABLE THING TO BLOW CASH ON no they're not save it

I just finished the prologue.

I'm sitting here at the choice screen.

Who.

I have now tried Ren and Takao's routes.

Personally I didn't care for Ren's so much, but Takao's was an adorable train wreck.

Stop you guys, if this goes on I'll end up stealing my cousin's iphone to keep playing these and I can't! I-gdi I'm going to end up stealing her phone aren't I.

Yes.

I'm trying to decide between Saeki, Hat, Yuta, or Takao. Ren and Yamato aren't my type.

Yes, yes you are.

edit, ninja'd :)


I have played all of the routes and I liked them all. Ren's was my least favorite but I enjoyed all of the others.

Well then. I know what I'm going to do for christmas! Besides spending it in jail

Huh. I saw a little bit of Ren's route and thought it looked hilarious.
... Then again, I don't really play these games for warm-fuzzy-feelings, or uh, any kind of feelings at all really, beyond "Heehee that guy's flailing around and it's amusing." So that might explain it.

Pretty much all the guys look like an equal chance of amusing flailing and/or warm fuzzies to me, though. So I'll probably end up voting for Guy With The Hat because, hey, why not. Hats.

Otome Game Hard Mode: Not what you thought it meant.

I love you.

I.
Fucking.
Love.
You.

I thought porn first but I like the idea he works at Disney better. IF HE DID AND I SHAM MARRY HIM THEN HE COULD GET ME INTO DISNEYLAND FOR FREE ALL THE TIME. !!! I choose yoooooou! And omg if he's higher up maybe I could get him to convince them to bring ElecTRONica back! *Is willing to enter a fake marriage to make that happen, like totes for serious.*

Hopefully you've got LifeAlert! Or are an otome heroine so a sparkly love interest or three burst into whatever room you're in and helped you up.


Also OMG guys, I'm in pain from the lols. I'm loling so hard it hurts. Don't ever stop <3.

I'm not sorry.

Ren's was stupidly unrealistic compared to the others, like they shoehorned in his background for no real reason. Takao on the other hand was both very believable and very adorable.

Saeki was kind of too cheesy for me, he talks like a bad pickup artist a lot of the time. Yamato was all right, he somehow managed to be pretty risque. But, Takao, Yuuta and Hat-Not-Uncle supremacy!

Also, I think it's funny how the tsundere always seems to be the "main" guy in Voltage games but they're never the most popular.

THIS.

This is the best I can do with quoting on tablet. XD
Anyhoo, I read this and laughed so hard that my entire class just stared at me. Also, UNCLE ROUTE!!! :D

Yeah, Ren's route was just too implausible for me to really get into it. A lot of "...really?" And I can accept a lot of implausibility in this type of game so when I say that it was too implausible it's only because it was really implausible and ridiculous.

And here come all of mine.

Hats aren't really my thing.
Glasses, on the other hand...

Yep... I'm bored and procrastinating, I'll stop now.

O.O
All the things running through my head.
Will, Can not post what I am thinking
O////////O

For some reason the addition of glasses has made him Nakaba's older brother in my headcanon. I don't know why and I don't really care why because imagine Thanksgiving where you've got Train Nerd and Porn/Disneyman at the table in addition to other family members who surely must also be at least a little weird. The amount of awkward would be amazing. Especially if protag-chan married into that, the first family gathering would be hilarious.

I think either Hakuoki or finals stress has finally gotten to me. But I kind of like this crazy.

THIS IS MY NEW HEADCANON. SOLD. YOU WIN THE INTERNET.

My brain just added Okita and TAILS Heisuke to that awkward/dysfunctional family meal. Okita and Heisuke would be Train Nerd's older and younger brothers, respectively.

Edit: ITS THE FINALS!!!! I SUFFER FROM THIS TOO~!
Also, Hakuoki is too amazing for it to do anything drastic to us in complete and total denial

Actually... you don't need to photoshop glasses on him...

spoiler warning: link to site with epilogue CG because imgur is being stupid so I can't upload a screenshot of his sprite with glasses:
http://otomenights.tumblr.com/post/30943413649/saekis-epilogue

Buying all of the routes.

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
sexiness overload!!!!!

Ohoho
This pleases me.

My avatar perfectly expresses my emotion at the moment, how handy! :D

Okita is the eldest brother, Porn/Disneyman is the middle kid and Train Nerd is the adorable youngest. Tails (as if we call him anything else in our headcanons, psht) is their cousin, maybe twice removed as a nod to the whole illegitimate parentage thing. And Kondou is their distant uncle because life needs more of the adorbz/handsomeness that is Kondou. (The rest of the captains may or may not come to faux/friends Thanksgiving which I assume is held at Hat-Not-Uncle's bar and which is attended by the other love interests of this game as well. Sanan makes an amazing ambrosia fruit salad. There may be a flex off. Hat-Not-Uncle's army of robotic cats are the cause of all sorts of crazy hijinks.)

Hakuoki not doing anything drastic? I just recovered from Hijikata's route (a week later). It obliterated my feels, like I had none left once the credits were rolling. I was making confused, bereft pterodactyl noises because the story was good and engaging but I was so sad.

All of the pterodactyl noises.

Meanwhile, what is your icon from, allroadshome? I must know.

And added to headcanon.

It's the Stig from Top Gear. He's normally very stoic and brooding looking (but absolutely silent and you never see him out of the racing suit and helmet) but I have a penchant for pictures that make him look like he's squeeing/in shojo vision.

I was playing this today, and got a pop-up ad at the end saying Yuta's (Mr. Bedroom Eyes) epilogue was available. Except it isn't, and there aren't any updates pending for the game. But the same thing happened with Takao: ads for his epilogue showed up and then a day or two later the app updated with the epilogue. So that'll be everyone's epilogues up now except for Not-Uncle.

Platonically, I mean.
(Why can I not find a gif that just says "let me hug you"? Promising hypothetical non-commital hugs is what I'm best at!)

Like this?

Aw shucks~

My new hobby: browsing the Hakuoki tag on Tumblr for flailing posts by anime fans who went into it unaware of the historical background and didn't realize how it would turn out.

Those amuse me way more than they should.

My response to them:

That sounds hilarious. Let me join you on that one.