Let's Play My Forged Wedding - because stranger danger is dead.

The knowing is what made it worse for me, I was just waiting for each and everyone of them to die and praying that somehow they wouldn't.

Amen to this.

Hijikata's ending. Hijikata's ending.

Not quite as flail-y as I'd hope, but that'll do nicely. Thanks! 8D

My Forged Wedding just updated (for iPhone at least; don't know about Android).

TWO! new epilogues were added, which means everyone's epilogue is out now.

YAY!

Because of this, and many other similar things i have come across in LPs, I went ahead and created a thread for stuff like this if you're interested.

The power of knowing suspense. My first thought regarding this will always go to Romeo and Juliet and I know right? You know they're going to die and every time they just barely scrape out of a situation you sigh in relief then internally cry because you know that it's going to happen at some point.

So true. Once you play one route, you pretty much know the basics of what happens to everybody. Its even worse when you watch the anime first and then play your route of choice, though Hijikata's is the worst because the anime tells/shows you everything that the game doesn't.

Photobucket is a jerk that messed up the order of my photos and I hate it 5ever. Let me try to muddle through this mess, then... Onwards.



!! I'd recognize that brisk walk anywhere!

Hat-not-Uncle glares at Mr. Tsundere.





HEY.

Nice to see you haven't gotten any more polite since we last met, Mr. Tsundere...

So then Giovanni's like, "oh, you're the man from earlier!" which makes his jaw drop open in surprise, and really, they're acting like it's such a surprise to see someone more than once that it's a little ridiculous. Granted, the circumstances are kinda special. But still.

8 screens of this shenanigans later, newly-named Yamato resorts to just staring at our face before speaking up.



... The what?



The WHAT? WHAT IS GOING ON

Yamato sighs and goes, "You gotta be kidding me."

BOY YOU BEST TELL ME EXPOSITION OR ELSE

Giovanni is offended by his sigh and decides that she doesn't want to be interviewed by a Rudey McRuderson such as him. She decides to tell Hat how she feels.

About the interview, that is.

She's not very clear about it at first. I almost thought I'd somehow entered Hat's route the first time I played through.



Congratulations, Gio, you've successfully said that in such an ambiguous way that this interview misunderstanding will continue for who-knows-how long. I'm so proud.



... Really. You're really gonna sit there and wonder what she could possibly mean. Gee, I wonder why, maybe it's 'cuz you've been completely tsun to her this whole time.

Gah it's hard to be sarcastic when I see that face it's so cute must not let my bias affect the LP



Oh God. I recognize that tone. That's the blackmail tone.

It's 5 to 1, I'm sure you can take them, even if you're not MAXIMUM Giovanni.





I don't know which is scarier, his not-smiling blackmail face or his smiling blackmail face. Either way, the hat is what makes it.

Giovanni is scared into submission and decides her uncle is right.



Or your husubando.



Wait what.

And she apologizes.

WHY



YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG

also who are you saying that to because I think it's to Mr. Tsundere but the sprite suggests otherwise





I forgot how much of an asshole you come off as in the beginning, Yamato. Sigh.

So he asks for our name and acts like less of an ass (and he makes his little surprised face again aghhh) and we learn that his full name is Yamato Kogami.



Ahhhh, me and my immature mind.





That sounds like a job title someone made up to make themselves feel important, but okay. In actuality, I would love to have a job where I just have to serve tea.



Professional spice identifier.



Welp, you heard it, Slenderman's here, we're all going to die. Say your prayers, guys, this is the end.



Oh God no this is because I made the MAXIMUM joke earlier isn't it I'm sorry I won't do it again I already have one tsundere I don't need you bashing Giovanni also and everything she loves and telling her to put away the extra cheesecake because that's her cheesecake darn it and she's going to eat it-



Oh. Well that's much better than what I was expecting.

Though this Ren is also blonde...

I'm keeping my eye on you, mister...

Smiling blackmail face is scarier and by scarier I mean more seductive.

Also homegirl Giovanni is desperate for a job, job desperation makes you not question skeezy things. Be unemployed long enough and you'll start not questioning things when you're pretty sure they're telling you that you're gonna be disposing of the corpses of mob hits. Or apologizing to Ruder McRudertons.

Also woooooo update! :D

You want she should break legs boss.

VOLTAGE NEEDS TO STOP RELEASING NEW GAMES

I DO NOT HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS OKAY

OH GOD I WANT ALL OF THE GAMES



Also I've finally taken screenshots of the rest of the prologue, so maybe we can finally get through this and get to voting already.

Yessss I want to romance all the not-uncles <3

I want to romance Slenderman

I wouldn't be surprised if someone has already made a game where you can do just that.

His long arms can give hugs to my bunny/bear avatar. It would be the most adorable thing ever.

While looking for "romancing slenderman" pictures, I stumbled upon Slenderpron.

SCARRED FOR LIFE.

I'm surprised you would think that romancing slenderman wouldn't lead to slenderpron.

I also found quite a bunch of "Slendy-kun is just misunderstood, he's so bishie ugyuu~" Mary Sues characters. I wonder which is scarier now.

The Mary Sues, definitely.

I don't know, the bishified characters can be scarier because some people think that whatever the character did is okay because "OMFG hes to pretti 2 be ebil!!!!1!!!"

...That hurt to type out. I will never do that again.

Hell, how do you even prettify a faceless character ?

If shoujo manga has taught me anything is that everything can be prettyfied with flowers and sparkles,like this:

Hey, I'm no Mary Sue (even if my eyes are a remarkable color, and I'm just so perfect and lovable and... whatever Mary Sues do)

All my love for the Tsunderman and the sparkle llama

My love for the Slenderman is strictly non-H

Well you could always draw on their face... It usually works best on faceless cats.



The designs drawn on her face usually aren't so cute as much as they are funny most of the time. XD

Ah, this 'romancing slenderman' discussion seems familiar, somehow!

It's both horrifying and amazing how seemingly everything in existence somehow becomes someone's kink.

Petalite : my thought exactly D:

Sedrine : I think I can imagine what would be the appeal here (it's forbidden, it's dangerous... tentacles...) but what I don't get is the whole "he's actually just misunderstood"stuff going on. If you have the hots for monsters, that's okay (frankly, that's far from being the weirdest kink you can find on the net) but if you do, why would you need them to be "nice" anyway ?

Honestly, Sugar-Junkie, I don't get it either. Unless it is the "You just don't understand him like I do" thing, which baffles me. Tsunderes in games and things are hilarious, but I don't think people are reading these for laughs.

That said, I would play the hell out of a Slenderman otome game and laugh myself sick while doing it.

groundedsidhe : let's make an otome game with Pyramid Head, Slenderman, Cthulhu and every eldritch horror ever in it.

Text version of a semi-important scene that would take too many screenshots:

"We've been waiting for you, Ren." –Bedroom Eyes

"Yeah." –Mr. Kuudere

"You're late. You should have called if you're running late." –Flynn Impostor

"Yeah." –Mr. Kuudere

(He's only said "Yeah" this whole time!) –Giovanni

"Sorry Giovanni. He's a little shy around strangers." –Mr. Hat





Aaaand we stop listening. No, really. Giovanni stops listening and starts thinking about how she's seen him before.





Uhhhh, you definitely were. Unless we were hallucinating. Again.

Giovanni ain't takin' none of that, and insists that she saw him standing in front of the store window.



I swear, if he's a dendrophile, I'm 5000% done with this game.



Mr. Hat ships it. We're his OTP, I can tell.



Oh God, the name box abandoned ship. Speaking of ships, stop being confusing and sinking Mr. Hat's ship, Mr. Kuudere. (Seriously, what even does "No, it's okay. I got it." mean anyways.)



And you probably never will.

... I was just gonna end it on that note, but there was only one more screenshot for him, and I figured why not end it on a good note.



... Or end it on a note that implies that Giovanni has no idea what a focused person is like. (But really, it seems to me that he's been spacing out more than anything.)

Yes, yes, yes!! Harem end!

Do want, indeed!

(I need Pinhead from Hellraiser as well)

If I have time this winter, I might get to it. It's been a while since I drew anything gory, I'd love to do it again XD

Does that mean all of them will be yandere, or at least different levels and blends of it? Either way, all the wants!

I've been working on it for a few hours now. :D And yeah, everyone's a yandere. Even Protag-chan.

Fixed it for you

So, SO many bad ends~!

Well, there will be One "Sanity End" and One "Monster End". Aaaand pretty much everything else will be Bad Ends. :D