Let's Play My Sweet Bodyguard...because you can never have too much VOLTAGE!

Everyone....

This is terrible....

I am now coining a new term

Gree Spasm

As in... "There was a Gree Spasm and my ****** phone chose which route for me"

I won't say which one yet (it's not too bad) but I guess Gree chose which bodyguard we will seduce first.

Damn it Gree...

Edit: I finally got Gree to change it! So we can still have voting after all :D

But still DAMN IT GREE

Romance Subaru

Always romance Subaru



(you know one of you guys has to play Sakura Wars someday to get my references right? you all know that's what I'm aiming for right?)

It's okay, none of them are going to be as perfect as Ebi-chan anyway!

I agree so much that I'm going to post a picture of him here!

WHAT.
THAT IS THE WORST DEAL I HAVE EVER HEARD I WILL SMACK A--
Oh hello there Ebi-chan.

Okay, this whole thing has been pretty confusing...

Bodyguards, muggers, sexy helicopters, and the Prime Minister?

Let's hope that we get some context here...



You and me both...



Why, hello there!





Oh right! Still wearing a bunny costume, oops.







Romanceable maybe?



Oh shit, never mind.

Wait, WHAT!?



WHY?!



.......

watdafuq

DAICHI!

I feel like no one is doing his route ;-; I can count on my hand how many other people I see doing his route

You can only choose from three so the voting will be between...







So start thinking now! The prologue still has a ways to go.

Okay let me think for a seconDAICIHI.

I have a type, okay?

YES DAICHI

SUBARU

SUBARU Subaru Subaru Subaru~

Okay...so....

you're my Father?


Well, no not really....



As it turns out, Lysa's mother had told her about her dad.

She said he was kind and wonderful, but for certain reasons he could not be with them.

This was all before Lysa's mother died.



Lysa's mother had actually hidden herself and Lysa from the Prime Minister, because she was afraid he would be shamed by his lover and illegitimate child.



He had wanted them to stay with him, but Lysa's mother was too much of a ninja. Lysa had only been discovered recently.





Icky translations aside he is actually pretty sweet.



Yeah, what was that about?



Oh shit.



Based on the context, I think he meant "3 days ago we noticed that someone had bugged the car and was listening to all of our conversations."

That aside, Lysa is not impressed with your skills!




Awww I forgive you! (so cute!)

Wait, a single mother was able to evade an entire country's intelligence network for over a decade while leading a normal life with her daughter? And they get wiretapped the moment they finslly find what they're looking for? Japanese spies suck.

In regard on whom to romance, which of the three are closest to being a human equivalent of a helicopter?

I love how this forum is just blowing up with Voltage LPs.
Now if only we could all email them about their unfortunate westernized art thing...

Anyway, I'll refrain from voting because I'm playing it now and am biased (DAICHI DAICHI DAICHI). Ahem.

I have heard Subaru is pretty hilarious in an ore-sama kind of way, though.
Then again, Kaiji is the manly man childhood friend...

In other words, I'd be happy and damn well amused with any route~

Then let's romance the shit out of this motherfucker.

I vote for
...
....
... wait, i don't see a hat man.....
.....
......
helicopter, wait...
Beep beep vroom vroom Subaru!

EDIT: warning: car jokes may or may not occur

Hmmm....HMMMMM....
Man, having only three options sucks. None of them I like particularly more than the others...
The tsundere is a tsundere, so he's bound to be a jerk at the beginning, and hilarious when things start kicking up.
Mr. Childhood friend is...wait, I know nothing about him what is this.
Finally, McStrict BigGuy...who's proven so far to at least be polite, but is still a bit of a wall-face.

Augh. Let's go with Daichi, since he's not really my type. PROVE YOURSELF TO ME IF YOU WANT MY LOVE.

DELURKING TO VOTE DAICHI

I admit to laughing when I read "Subaru"

I'm voting Subaru because we need more tsundere. LYSA SHALL WIN YOUR INDECISIVE HEART.

Yay for Mr. Vroom

Since we can't have Helicopter-san, we might as well have the next best thing: a car-man .

If only he had a hat, then he would be a hat-wearing car-man
warning: i think i have a thing for hats. just sayin.

I wish our dad wasn't our dad so we could romance him.

Can we romance ourselves? Or maybe that gun? Poor gun-chan! Already forgotten by our dear Broken Forumers!
Since all of the routes seem fairly interesting, let's decide by darts and ooooooh
Let's go with Tsun-Car-san! As long as there are no weird, terrifying, glitches... or Error-chans...

Katsuragi? ARE YOU YAKO'S UNCLE?

MY VOTE IS GOING TO THIS GUY.

So Lysa is being targeted by scary people because she is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister.

Seems legit!




And become my lovers.






Oh okay! By any chance, can we add in helicopter-san?


I guess not...



Woah, this is MY room?







Ever since Lysa came to power.

It would be awkward for a harem not to be on a first name basis after all...

Voting for the Stoic. It should be assumed that I'm always voting for the Stoic. Hello there, Daichi. Not as good as Ebi but I'm willing to settle.

Who are you?? Why is everyone acting like they know me?!



Wait.....I recognize you from somewhere....(Me, Tome-chan. Not Lysa)



WAIT A MINUTE...

THAT'S why I recognized him??

Aww guys, no girlxgirl route...



Uh okay.

I'm still disappointed that you aren't female though...



Though you seem to be pretty feminine...fabulous gay BFF maybe?

Suddenly, Lysa's new BFF throws himself at her, only to be basically tackled by the other smexy bodyguards.



???: "Hey, Lysa!"

Seriously...how do all you people know me?!



NO.

No, I do not F*cking remember you! Just tell me who you are, dammit!





Way to catch on, Lysa.



I'm sorry, let's kiss and make up!

questioned Subaru, glaring at Mizuki like a driver with road-rage issues who was already running late for work and was cut-off by a slow driver on the interstate.

It turns out he was pretty good at judo as a kid though.



Oh, well okay then Mr. Fabulous!

As we girl-talk with Sora, he calls Subaru "Super Elite".
.....
Why the heck is Mr. Car with his bad attitude called "Super Elite"?



You have got to be kidding me!

Mr. Car went to Harvard???

Lysa takes a minute to process this, when she suddenly notices that she is in a room full of smexy men.

At this point, the bodyguards have been getting pretty rowdy, what with all the singing and dancing, so Katsuragi comes in to make them settle down.


Owwww...

He apologizes to Lysa for the shenanigans and finally tells her the good news.





So who shall we choose to seduce?

DAICHI! <3

Kaiji is an acceptable second choice.

MR. CAR!
i mean,
Subaru

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The childhood best friend!

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The experienced one ;)

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Mr. Car!

Why can't we pick Sora?? He's awesome!

Dammit, Sora, I want to date you. You're not ashamed to cross-dress, I respect and admire that!

My vote went to Daichi, but since we've been talking about Subaru ...

I'm not sorry

Sora's no option? o-o

Oh well. Voted for Mr. Car XD