Let's Play My Sweet Bodyguard...because you can never have too much VOLTAGE!

Uh, oh mai, what? @_@ Gree's system is almost an alien language to me.

Thank you for warning me, Kie <3 An eletronic candycane for you:


I'll stick to the Kuni and Tokimeki Series for bodyguards and mafia men and high school boys (oh god that sounded wrong).

Are those from when it first released? I know it was like that when I played it recently, so I'm just curious to know if there were dialogue tweaks over time.

I think what MSB is missing is a localization team, or they just need a better one. I just realized that some games have a team for translating, but localizing the dialogues is done by someone else.

I feel like I'm spamming

I personally don't think Gree is that bad. The only thing I've spent money on is expansions for closet and storage. It's just that, if you're impatient, Gree games are probably not for you. During bonus periods it's REALLY easy to rack up gacha points, and because you end up with a lot of extras you can sell those for Ender/Cruz. Bonus periods also give extra Ender/Cruz. As for solving the charm problem? People rarely turn down mate requests, so just find someone with high charm and invite them to parties/guard.

But as I said, if you're not very patient, Gree games are not for you. I play at a very slow rate (I read 1 chapter a day for the regular Voltage games, if at all lol) so I don't mind

In the middle of Daichi's awkward "talk" with Lysa, he suddenly gets serious.
Deadly serious.



Uh...Daichi? Did talking about sex turn you on so much that you're speeding Lysa to a love hotel?
If not, what's going on here?







I don't think this is the time for something like that Daichi, my body is not yet ready.
Oh right sorry, this is serious!

Lysa can't figure out how to recline her seat.





WHAT? WHERE?



Well hello there Helicopter-san.



Translation: I think the "bang" is the seat reclining back too fast.





I wish it was talking about Daichi's body instead of Lysa's Sorry, things are still serious!

I'm loving all of these innuendos ｡◕‿◕｡

This game/route is surprisingly full of moments like this:



It's pretty wonderful (◠‿◠✿)

Lysa looks up at Daichi and notices that he's using a navigation system.

"Why are you using a navigation system if you know the way?"
He responds that it is to check traffic patterns and plan routes accordingly.
Daichi says that they will be safe as long as they don't get caught up in traffic.






I wish that was the case here, the bodyguards here are usually less attractive and more scary than Daichi seems to be.



Daichi leans over Lysa again to help her raise her seat back up, causing Lysa to hyperventilate a little.





Oh? Did he realize how sexy Lysa is and get embarrassed??




Yay! Protag-chan with a libido ♪



Wait....THAT'S what he was sorry for earlier? Not for invading Lysa's personal space with his hotness?


No clue that he turns me on.

Guys something weird is going on...
Our protag-chan is thinking that the LI is clueless...

I like this!

Goddammit, Japan.

This story is so cute....

Oh...uh... hello everyone.... I'm new to this site.... uh... *shy smile*....

Welcome, Lucy! :D

You won't regret it~ Probably.

Welcome~
They're nice here. Trust me, I've been a member for ... what, 3 days?
Already part of the family! Maybe! Hopefully!

Of course you are, silly!

Thank you all ^_^ hehe

Though I like to be called Hitomi..... It's kind of a nickname my friends gave me since I'm not a big fan of my name.... I'd change it but idk if I can and if I can, I can't figure out how... :/

Welcome to the madness!

Welcome to the family~
Hopefully you won't regret this.

Hehe thank you :)

I don't think I will.

Excellent. The indoctrination has begun.

So who exactly is attacking Lysa?


Lysa asks him if he knew who had been following them.



Uh, we don't seem fine.
But Lysa is strong and awesome! She is probably not too worried!


Oh Daichi....
There are so many things you could be doing to help Lysa "relax".

Wait, what?
Looks like Derpy Daichi is back...

Help with what exactly?

He's kinda clueless about those things, so you're probably fine Lysa.

Oh Daichi...

Daichi is probably one of the few examples where awkward translations actually benefit the character.

Derpy Daichi is best Daichi.

So apparently there is a drama CD for this game.

Daichi is voiced by Hirata Hiroaki, also known as the voice of Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, confirming my mental image of him as (semi-)secretly an adorable derp forever.

AAAAAAAHAHAHA That's hilarious! I'll just refer to Daichi as Wild Tiger from now on~

I approve of this development.

Ah yes, the complexities of being a woman. I know exactly what he's talking about.
...Wait, no I don't.

I can't hit the like button enough.

I now present...

the latest episode of...

~Derpy Daichi~





.....

Hey Daichi...

You know that I was mostly kidding when I mentioned love hotels earlier, right?



Oh Lysa...I appreciate you trying so hard to diffuse this awkward moment but you kinda just made it more obvious.

I like to imagine that Lysa looks like this as she subtly points out the love hotels.





Daichi: "I'm sorry. The navigation system said this route had low traffic."




These two just have the best interactions





I would have just convinced him to stay in one of those hotels for the night.

You know...

for protection

Hehe what indoctrination? Nope, none here. Not at all. ^.^" ehehe~
damn it, i thought that was a secret

...hahah I thought Helicopter-kun would be the 'cool under pressure' guy but this is just too cute!
He's making me forget alllll about Koichi
But never Ebi <3

Oh Wild Helicopter-kun, you are just so cute <3

Suddenly I'm thinking of a female version of Shigure from Fruits Baskets don't shoot me please

So Lysa finally got Daichi into her bedroom!





WOAH buddy, we just met!
Save the toys for at least the third date, sheesh!



Oh...







Lysa feels really uncomfortable having Daichi just standing next to the door like that, so she tries convincing him to sit at least.
They argue back and forth for a minute until Daichi finally relents.



I know it's supposed to look like this

But my mind went other places....
Into the gutter again we go...





This turn of events pleases me!

This protagonist pleases me! (so far)

Dammit mind. Get out of the gutter! no matter how interesting those thoughts maybe

Lysa is helping Daichi settle in when...





Lysa: "No, I meant that I don't have one."





.....That's really unsanitary, Lysa....

Daichi says it's no problem, and asks if there is an electronics store nearby.





It was in pretty excruciating detail, super super in-depth stuff.





Not at all! Let's let Daichi see a sexy Lysa!



Sweet Route GET!

Also, "Together in Loungewear"?
How can I make this dirty...

*innocent face* Throw dirt at it.

I love you!

How can you NOT make this dirty? AT ALL.