Let's Play My Sweet Bodyguard...because you can never have too much VOLTAGE!

D'aww. I love you too!

I am going to sit here laughing insanely.

Damn, Lysa, you're an awesome protagonist.

Voltage, thank you for going there, this is just beautiful. UST is my favourite thing ever leave me alone.

Lysa and Daichi go to the electronics store to purchase an electric toothbrush.



Lysa notices a poster with one of her favorite idols on it.



Daichi sees Lysa staring at the ad and walks over to look at it too.



Daichi: "Who?"

Daichi then goes on to praise the washing machine. He rants about its "negative ion" technology or something.



Yep.
Didn't even notice the model lolz





......
Not to be rude, but.....
Are you a guy or a girl.....



Lysa, who is this person?





Uhhh...sure...
Seriously Lysa, tell me who this is please



If you're a woman HE'S MINE

And if you're a man.....

STILL MINE!

It doesn't help that sometimes, the dialogue refers to Kosugi as a "he" but I think Kosugi is supposed to be female :X

Haha actually there is one part that pretty much states that Kosugi is a "he" but they call Kosugi a she as well on occasion so I'm supah confuzzled and just.....arrrrrgh

Though who cares what Kosugi is when we have a picture of Daichi and a puppy?!

Um.... When do you not?

Guys....

I just realized.....

I've become professor Oak

I'm not sure if this has sent me into shock and nothing has processed yet or if I am too tired to react.

When I'm crying.

Also, I'm just going to address Kosugi as "they" until they personally confirm their gender identity. For various reasons.

So, Kosugi...why are you asking about my manly man bodyguard?


Why would that help you?







Hey now...what exactly are you thinking?





Oh! So that's how you met this person, Lysa.

Kosugi stares at Daichi for a minute or so before laughing.







Oh goodness his laugh is sexy



Okay! See you later Kosugi!

HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR. I NEED NOTHING ELSE.

As Daichi and Lysa are leaving the shopping center...


Oh yes, please.


Lysa is so excited by Daichi snuggling her that she forgets that she might be in danger.
Oh honey, I would forget too!

Daichi: "Subaru, could you come down here to support me just in case?"
Daichi: "It looked like two men and they didn't look friendly."

Lysa grabs Daichi tightly as they listen to the suspicious men.






Hmmm, maybe we should start hiring people to pretend to be dangerous then.

Lysa looks up at Daichi to ask if everything is okay.


Quick Lysa! Button press technique GO!


Daichi steps back damn and starts talking into his radio.
He tells the other guards that the coast is clear, and the enemy didn't seem to be after her life.
He turns to ask Lysa if she is alright.


Crap, he can't be that dense! He's onto us!


....wut.....



*sigh* Our bodyguard is kinda clueless isn't he? Well at least he's cute!

Not clueless. Rationalizing.

I love this protagonist. She's kind of like P-sama.

I got about this far before I gave up on GREE, and it cracked me up so hard how much the protagonist is totally okay with Daichi squishing her up against the wall like that.

This game. THIS GAME. The whole time I'm just

So far, it seems that Helicopter-san Daichi is the adorable sexy otome while Lysa is just awesome

He really is derpy Daichi isn't he?

He's adorable.

Lysa and Daichi head home together heheh and Lysa changes into the new pajamas she bought. After all it would be devastating if Daichi saw her in her old ones.





Those are by far some of the ugliest pajamas I have ever seen.



Lysa had bought Daichi pajamas with capris (I think) for pants....
That is the strangest one of the strangest fetishes I've ever seen in an otome game.



Maybe just take them off then? NO! Bad Tome! *smacks self with newspaper*





I love you Lysa.
I now present you with the Best Protag-Chan Award.
Use it to seduce Daichi.



That's what he notices....







Just have him sleep in the bed with you!

Daichi, you're good at your job, I'm sorry you're stuck with someone who doesn't care about professionalism.

Or I would be if it weren't for the fact this protag is a riot oh my God Voltage yes

Can't breathe

Laughing so hard

Lysa, you are awesome. I still feel bad for Daichi, but I mean, wow.

And don't mind me, I'm pretending he's wearing nice looking PJs. Lysa, work on your taste.

Lysa.

Daichi says that he will guard the door during the night.



Shoot! He isn't going to sleep in the bed bedroom. What can we do??



I almost forgot that Lysa is Best Protag-Chan





Lysa you are a ninja.
A fucking awesome ninja.
I have been so brainwashed by lukewarm protag-chans, that I actually thought Daichi would sleep in the hall.
Thank you for proving me wrong.





Cunning Lysa is best Lysa.





Suuuuuuuuure you did





Lysa for the win!

Why is this game only available on GREE? God damn it.

HAHAHA Lysa you scamp, I utterly adore you! Seriously, an otome protag-chan should ALWAYS be like Lysa, what a fantastic dork she is.

LYSA. GOD. YOU ARE THE BEST.

I'm sure with Lysa's skill, Daichi would be all over her by the time I'm done writing this.

Fuck it I love it when P-chan gets spoiled like that durrhurr.

I have news!!!!!
.....
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I broke down and got this game.....
....when I should be studying for finals.....

I'm lurking in this forum, hoping for updates when I should be studying for my JAPALA finals when it is 12 midnight over here.

Yup, I'm pretty much screwed.

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* GOOD LUCK to anyone taking finals!!!!!!✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*

Have an update!

Lysa gets a little excited when she can smell Daichi's shampoo and see him sleeping across the room.




Clearly, this is not going to work out. Daichi? Bed. Now.

BANG
A loud noise came from the front door!


That's what I'm talking about!

Aaaaaand this is where the "chapter" ends. Since this is Hell Gree, chibi Lysa gets to go on a date with chibi Daichi! This basically helps out with all the crap stuff I need to do to get these damn routes. I won't bore you with the details


Chibi date!

Also, since you are following this marvelous LP, you don't have to wait until the next chapter! Because I already did it for you ❤


Cute title!


Hnnnnnnnnnng yes please




Okay!
For those of you wondering where Daichi's pajamas went, Lysa ripped them off of him those were a special of the "Sweet Route". Sweet Routes are exactly what they sound like, cuter versions of the normal routes. So if I hadn't bought the special items for the Sweet Route, there would have been a couple of things different/lacking. I will do all the Sweet Routes, even if I have to pay the extra $5 or so to get them!

Back to Daichi ❤




It's scary Daichi...hold me...

After much suspense, Daichi slowly opens the apartment door to find some guy passed out in the hallway.


You pulled out a gun on this guy?
Clearly this man is dangerous ;)





Oh you cutie (◠‿◠✿)
One time skip later.....








*stares back*

Lysa: "...What is it?"







And then Lysa seals his lips with a kiss accidentally drops the stack of papers in her hands.
Admit it...it would be better with the kiss

D'aww Daichi you're fulfilling all my Derp needs today.

(Which I sorely need why did I procrastinate on three 10 page essays oh God)

As Daichi is helping Lysa pick up the papers she dropped, he sneaks a peek at the material. He seems surprised to see that she is studying to become an elementary school teacher.





Good luck?



Heheh, Daichi seems like he would be super awkward with kids.

Lysa: "You might scare them away."
Daichi: "Me? No way!"





I think that seems much more likely than scaring them. They would probably pick on him, like they did to Ebi-chan. I would LOVE to see that!



Lysa, are you saying you're much sharper than most adults? Because I agree!







❤



Yeah! Let's go get some food~

Drowning in adorable. Send help.

Lysa is really a great character so far. She has dreams, she knows what she wants, she's smart and fun. I want more of that in games :D

Yeah go Lysa! You're assertive, going for a tough job (more power to ed majors; I dropped that major after one semester) and sassy to boot. A+ heroine!