Let's Play My Sweet Bodyguard...because you can never have too much VOLTAGE!

~Curry Udon Time~








Back off ladies, the smexy derp in the suit is Lysa's!

Lysa feels uncomfortable with all the attention Daichi is getting from the college girls.

Lysa: "Umm, Daichi. How about we just go out to eat?"


Awww



Oh no no no no no sweetie, that's not what Lysa meant!



Yeah....he is always working.



...Really?
I would LOVE to never set foot in my school cafeteria ever again.





He is so precious.

Sir, I commend you for brilliant obfuscation of stupidity and selective obliviousness. A++ efforts.

He graduated with honors in the selective field of selective reasoning and sensing imminent danger.

While never even seeing all those girls that are after him:

"Umm, you see Daichi-kun, I reallly, really like yo--"
"Oh that's great! I like your sense of music too!"
"Oh that's not it! You see--"
"Oh I have to go. Danger lurks in every corner you see and I have to be aware of it!"

He's probably that awkward.

.... *peeks from the entrance* ..... can I join the fun? 8'D

Of course you can! It's like a friendly block party in here.




...I may have been browsing the Loki tag on tumblr at work to kill time.

He is without a doubt that awkward.

But of course! All are welcome here :D

I have one more final today, then MOAR UPDATES

*hands you some drinks* Welcome to the club my friend! Let's partaaaaaay!

MOAR UPDATES!

Awww, thank you Daichi!



I like to imagine Lysa delivering this line with a healthy dose of sass and a wink.






Derpy Daichi needs a theme song.





Yes, Lysa! MOAR SASS :D





Oh god, the washing machines are back.



Hehe, I love this guy.

...Daichi is an appliance nerd.

Every time I see washing machine I just burst out laughing I can't
Daichi. Wild Tiger Helicopter-kun, we need to have a talk.

Daichi is precious. Lysa needs to be a tech-otaku along with him, though. Think about how happy he'd get... =3

I wonder if he and Yamato from My Forged Wedding are related.

Maybe just gadget buddies.

Sadly I bet he would be all scandalized if Lysa were to attempt to seduce him on top of the latest washing machines.

But she should do it anyway.

BEST IDEA!

Lysa looks over at Daichi, curious about his joy over washing machines. She asks him if a washing machine can really get out curry stains.




Oh sweetie...come here and let me hug you





/spit take
Oh god Lysa you just made my day!







Teehee
Daichi stammers for a moment over Lysa's comment, then quickly changes the subject to food.







I WANNA CUDDLE HIM!

See? See? My washing machine seduction idea would TOTALLY WORK on this one!

"Its vibration speed is so....regular....c'mere and let me put you on spin cycle..."

Alternate Reality Lysa is the BEST Lysa.

I've decided to celebrate my 500th post ever with Neko Seiji ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*



He is such a cutie ❤

He needs to be available now

HE'S AN APPLIANCE NERD

OH MY GOD ALL OF MY YES

Sex on top of a washine machine is a go. Hell, this is probably the kind of thing that turns him on:



Now if only it was about a washing machine. That whole ad is just RIFE with innuendo.

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* This update will have no comments, as I am squeeing so hard that I am unable to type.✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*





















asjkhfadsjkfheuwfhasjdh

/explodes

d'awwwwwww

Oh, my stars and garters...

*swoons*

Lawd help me, Beverly, fetch the smelling salts, I do believe she's fainted!

shoot me

I never thought a gif of magnetic putty would ever describe me but it does.

Lysa is saying everything I wish I could.
I just want to hug him and cuddle him and lock him away where no one else can see him.





WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT THIS MOMENT?!





Friend or foe?





Kosugi! What the hell are you wearing?



Yep! So he's mine. ❤

Whose Kevin? Am I the only one confused by that sudden outburst?

I think he got compared to Kevin Costner when he first met Kosugi? Don't quote me on that, though.

Her friend's name is Midori? What the...

Sora is adorable... I chose him because he's just so... Gay... O_O I LOVE GAY MEN. DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!

He got compared to Kevin Costner from "The Bodyguard" earlier but it still was a little random. He calls Daichi "Kevin" for the rest of the game too...

His route just got released ^.^

So is that person a he? I'm still unsure on that!

And I'm in stitches with this Lysa. She's got sass and isn't afraid to hit on her bodyguard. Only this time, Daichi is clueless protag-kun!
(It must be the helicopter genes, so reticent and awkward!)

All my feels for this Lysa. ALL MY FEELS. Icanbarelytypecoherentlyashdsjkjhk.

Oh god, Kosugi's outfit

As it turns out, Midori is in Kosugi's theater group as well.
Kosugi tells Lysa and Midori that he has found a new training location for their theater group.
In a cabin.
On top of a mountain!!!

Lysa and Midori seem pretty excited to camp and hike (while training?).





Of course!





Alone in a cabin with Daichi ♪

Daichi asks Kosugi what play they will be doing.

Kosugi: "Our next play will be Snow White."

Kosugi: "You know, risking your life for love. I want to have a role like that."



BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA



Oooooh, what's wrong, Daichi? ;) What are you thinking about??











The time will come soon, Kasugi, he will love Lysa very soon.

I kind of like Kasugi. :D

Kasugi is hiarious, awkward and creepy all at the same time. Epic. XD