Let's Play Pokemon: Team Rocket Edition

Ohohohoho~ If only you hadn't been so rude to the Boss. Then maybe you'd have the most awesome Pokemon in the world. Too late now, though, VaticanCameos is my partner and we're going all the way to the top!

I'd really like to be an Eeveelution if possible. Barring that, Ponyta/Rapidash or Growlithe/Arcanine please~

You're working for Team Rocket and your battle sprite is Professor Oak (I think).
That is acceptable.

W-what? I don't look anything like that old geezer! I-I mean, yeah, my hair looks kind of weird from the back... MY MOTHER CUTS MY HAIR, OKAY. ...DON'T INSULT MY MOTHER. I'LL SICK VC ON YOU.

Oh yeah? WELL I'LL...
I'LL...
I'll just go plant some berries, cause that's what I do in pokemon games ; ___;
lolbattlewut?

All this talk about Team Rocket and no one is going to be a Zubat or a Rattata? ASHAMED.
That being said, I want to be a poké! Either a Bug type (Venonath maybe?), Flying type (Spearow?), or a Zubat is okay.

Can I be a Pokemon? I guess Clefairy, if possible.

Excellent point. Dibs on Rattata.

Someone should pretend to be Jacquelle's pokemon. I would but I already claimed Clefairy.

Sleep is for the weak, so here's more Pokemon!

What the hell is that. VC, kill it!


Good job.

As we had no Pokeballs, VC killed everything in our path. I knew I picked the right partner.

Finally, civilization! Or a close fascimilie. I should ask that peon over there where I am.


. . .MEW DAMMIT. Okay, just keep calm and play it cool, Jaaku. They'll only come down on you if you act guilty or get caught in the act.
...Maybe I should hide in that house over there, until I stop hyperventilating.

What the hell would I want with that little brat?

Dead man says WHAT? When I get strong enough that I don't have to fear the police, I'm coming back for you.

We really are in the middle of nowhere. Kind of makes up for parking our Headquarters next to a bunch of cops. I-I mean I'm sure Boss had a good reason. I just can't see it because I'm too inexperienced.

Prepare to be divested of all your Pokeballs.

What? Of course I know who the Bo-NEVER HEARD OF HIM, COPPER, AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

Oh. Are you one of our suppliers? ...I guess I'll actually have to pay for those Pokeballs.

I... I'm not a courier, but if it's for the Boss... And it must be super important if it's going to him directly. ...Yeah! I'll show Boss how trustworthy I am by safely delivering his parcel!

Presented without comment.

Yes. Who wants me to own them?

ME!
Okay I'll shut up now.

If you're willing to give up being a Clefairy I'd be up for that.

DONE.

Sometimes I hate being short. This grass is almost over my head aaaggggghh it tickles and itches and aaaggghhhh.

VC kills things to make me feel better. VC is the best.

Boss!

IknowIshouldn'thavecomebackuntilIwonthechallengeandprovedmyselftoyoubutIwasinatownwithalotofcops(thoughactuallyIonlysawlikeoneandheneverevenlookedmywaysomaybethatguywasexaggerating)andtherewasthisshopkeeperthataskedmeaboutyoubutItotallyplayeditcoolbecausehemighthavebeenacopexcepthewasactuallyoneofourguysandhehadathingforyouandI'mnotacourierbutit'sforBossandIthinkit'simportant.

Here sir!

Safe and sound sir!

...Sir? You didn't order something?

I brought you a package you weren't expecting from someone I've never seen before without checking what it was?

Oh god IT'S A BOMB ISN'T IT RUN BOSS I'LL THROW MYSELF ON IT.

...Not a bomb? Oh.

...Oh Mew why now?

You're bothering the Boss for THAT?

That Pokedex thing? What is it, Boss?

The rest of the Organization knows about us? What am I saying, of course they do. I'll be their boss someday, of course they'd want to help.

Sooooo cooooooool.

I'll treasure it, sir.


I understand Boss. Call on me when the time comes!

So we can keep track of which Pokemon are most useful, I see!

Yessir!

I'll see you there, sir.

Even Jacquelle is affected by the serious air. I guess there's hope for her after all.


Our neighbor? That's actually a good idea.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

...Don't get arrested.

Very mature. What are we, five?

I knew I could count on you to be professional, Mary.



Good thing, since we're right next to a police station.

Oh, a cave! I'll check that out after I get a new Pokemon with my new Pokeballs. Back to Route 1.

Alright VC, just weaken it a little so it'll be easier to catch.

. . .

. . .

The Pokemon on this route are weak anyway. They're not worth our time.

I know Boss wants me to fill up the Pokedex, but I have to beat Jacquelle. And if I'm concentrating on catching lots and lots of Pokemon, she'll outstrip me in no time. So, quality over quantity. I'll get one from each area, make them strong, beat Jacquelle, THEN concentrate on filling up the Pokedex.


VOLCANO CAVE.

Let's try this again, in here. I wonder what we'll find?

S C R E A M

MinemineminemineMINEMINEMINE. Welcome to the team, CandyCoatedCute. Prepare to work hard, 'cause we're going to the top!

This is a good cave. A sign from the gods, heralding my great destiny.

Yaaaaay, Charmander! And... potential me is dead. Less yaaaaay.

It's Rattata. I'm sure we'll find you somewhere else! You just gotta believe!

You'll never defeat ussss.

I just caught a firelizard. Y'all are going down in flames.

I'll always believe! Always believe!

EXCELLENT.

I can stand anything, if it'll get me to the top.

Seriously?

Pathetic.

Weak.

Against me? Keep dreaming.

Then why the hell did you go in the Volcano Cave? Are you some kind of moron?

Question answered.

Get that weak shit out of my face.
strategy."

I wouldn't trust the moron who took Bug Pokemon into a Volcano with matches, let alone a fire breathing cosmic abomination.


Bring it, chica.

Don't expect me to go easy on you because you're a girl. I have a sister. I know.


It was inevitable the moment you locked eyes with me.

Too much bleach?

I love this cave. And the cave loves me.

Oh man, are we at 200 images already?

I want to be a Pokémon! Anything is fine.

This game seems pretty interesting this far~

I was really hoping I'd get to be a charmander. I always use one in FireRed.

I got tagged.
A lot.
I feel so loved ;n; <3
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Don't worry partner!
We'll get to the top just you wait :3

I want to be a Vulpix. :D Or baring that a Vaporeon or something, but mostly VULPIX.

Glad to see you're not whining about it like that other moron.

Deja vu.

(I forgot to grab a picture of his second Pokemon.)
Too easy.

That sounds dangerous and stupid.

How do I love this cave? Let me count the ways.

You're like, eight, and your parents let you run around in a Volcano Cave? Now that's criminal.


Fucking Supersonic.

Get out before you pass out, you stupid kid.

"Sore Loser" isn't cute on anyone.


You'd think the wild Pokemon here would know not to mess with us by now.

CandyCoatedCute , what's wrong? You're twitching a lot.

Oh. OH. SWEET. We are going to burn everything.

Sweet, sweet sunlight. Let us never part again.

This is...quaint.

As I heal my Pokemon at the Center, an old man begins talking at me.

A Gym Leader?

That's right, the Gym Challenge. I'd forgotten about that.

. . .

Gym Leaders, the Elite Four, and the Champion are the strongest in the country. If I beat them all, that makes me the strongest. And that will prove for sure that I can lead Team Rocket!
I know what I have to do now. Now where's the Gym? ...I guess I could ask someone.

LIES AND SLANDER.

I walked. Like everyone else. It's not like you have Boarder Patrols.

You live on a volcano. What about that is safe?

FUCK.
The cop calls me over.

What's it to y-I'm doing very well Officer, and yourself? Seen any suspicious characters around lately?


So you'll be leaving soon. Good, good.

Hey. You. Where's the Gym?

Such strong and heartening encouragement. I can see you two will go far.

Maybe it's over here.

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM

There is one path to here. And you never passed me.

Don't tell me you had the same idea. Dammit.


You funny. Make Jaaku laugh.

Bring it.

You're going down!

Seriously?

That's just sad.

DAMN BATS

Don't be intimidated, Candy! We can do this!

The snake twists around the Charmeleon's attacks, delivering punishing Bites as it goes. Jacquelle calls out to her Pokemon, " Dokosu use Wrap!" If this connects, CandyCoatedCute is done for. She lunges forward and spits one last desperate Ember attack.


Oh thank Mew.

You almost killed my Pokemon and you want me to take it easy?

You're going to gracefully concede defeat and back out of the competition?


Boss has friends?!

Why are you telling me this?

Jacquelle ...

Next time.

...Be careful.

They couldn't put up signs or something?

What the hell is this

Why is there an indoor Wharf?


. . .Well played.

We are going to train, find a new teammate, then train some more. Then we will come back and steamroll this Gym.

So who wants to be my other pokemon? C'mon, y'know you want to.

WHY?

Yeah? VaticanCameos Bite his face off! CandyCoatedCute set his hair on fire!

Huh? Oh. You want to battle.

SERIOUSLY?


I'M RICH. I'M RICH. I'M FABULOUSLY WEALTHY.

Damn right.

He had bugs. I had fire. The outcome was obvious.


You said it, not me.

Just insulting someone who's supposedly your friend.

You're kidding, right?

You're not kidding. Ugh.

Image #300. Good googly moogly. What am I doing.

This game seems interesting. Can I be a pokemon as well? I'm not picky so any one will do.

I DO. Who wouldn't want to be a giant bucket of slime and fabulousness?
I mean look at that pose.

Fierce.

Awww, only battling :c
...
Can I still bite someone's face off?